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I write big people books. I might have comma issues. Averse to using my inside voice. I like pie.
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i will be the favorite house (full size scoop of green bean casserole)
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Uninstall Grammarly NOW. They've partnered with an AI company and actively scrape your writing to train its models.
had a dream last night about a journalist interviewing politicians, replying to each waffling, mealy-mouthed answer (or flat out lie) from their subjects with an increasingly adamant WRONG ANSWER, then pulling out notecards and asking pointed follow-up questions. pols looked TERRIFIED. it was GREAT!
well it's been a fabulous day from start to finish for all regular decent human beings

nice work everyone :')
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spent my writing time this morning reading over a short thing i started a couple weeks back, made a few changes, had a few ideas. then kept reading and remembered the ORIGINAL idea i was going for, had the expected OH RIGHT moment, then went back and undid all the changes. so that was productive lol
the situation is now so dire even the more chill secondary cat is getting pushy about the ongoing lack of evening treats
he got impatient with me skeeting about him instead of giving him treats and is ready to fight me i think
schedule cat, aka virgil, being annoyed in my direction
Schedule Cat has become even more insistent and irritated with me for falling behind in dispensing nightly treats. he doesn't understand clocks, sadly, so the end of dst has him convinced i am a complete failure of cat parenthood.

virgil, i swear it's still an hour before the Appointed Treat Time
congrats! may your cheese situation be eternally bountiful :')
managed to get the last copy at my local shop. gonna preorder the next issue just in case :'D @gregpak.net
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the photo was the treat, then he needed a trick :')
walked around the neighborhood with the kiddo tonight (kid is 25, we were just out for fun, not candy lol). passed a house playing The Killing Moon. kid shouted to the guy ECHO AND THE BUNNYMEN. NICE. and i think the guy was caught off guard that some youth recognized the Old People Music lol
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We're here! We're queer! And it's Halloween! So have a lovely, huge pile of queer horror stories. :D

Blog post version: duckprintspress.com/2025/10/31/g...

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seriously concerned for the president's eyesight if he thinks that looks good
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my name is Oz
and wen the stone
is broke to bits
and all alone
i lie in sand
it stretches bare
you read my words
you pls despair
Ozyman, Ozyman-
dias does what no mortal can
and his works? are they there?
no, but maybe still despair
This is just to say

I have looked on
the works
that were in
the desert

and which
you were probably
thinking
would still stand

Forgive me
they were trunkless
so vast
and so old
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Time consuming, but a good survey to fill out in the next 24 hours.
CANADIANS! Our government is once again trying to convince us AI is good, actually, and they have a whole big survey about how we can use AI. I pretty much just said "we can't until we can do it without mass theft and poisoning the environment" over and over again, and you can too
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the blue light coating gives me migraines (i tried them, they make things worse for some folks, so ask to try them out and make sure they're comfortable)
spotted in a bathroom at national airport a couple hours ago