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@missaligned.bsky.social

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missaligned.bsky.social @missaligned.bsky.social · Sep 4

my heart is full of hatred for all mankind...which isn't original or cool. this sucks.

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 1d

one way i’ve found to deal with rejection is to throw yourself into a river and come back as a vengeful ghost

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 1d

Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves. One for practice and the other one is the "main" grave.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 1d

I love how the message of The Good Place was "It is impossible to be a good person under Capitalism and also impossible to ameliorate its influence while you are living. Your sins can only be purged in the afterlife!"

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missaligned.bsky.social @missaligned.bsky.social · 1d

everyone suddenly telling me to cancel spotify and i'm ever here like

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Skiddius↙️↙️↙️ @skiddius.bsky.social · 2d

Yeag day is an anomaly. An enigma. Nobody knows when or how it started. It simply is, and was, and will be.

PSX Bunlith 🪄 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 2d

yeag days tomorrow. whats yeag day? i dont remember. lol. mark ur calendars 📝

screenshot of a calendar app for october 14th, which is listed as yeag day

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QT 🔞 @forbiddenqt.bsky.social · 2d

Let's goooo

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missaligned.bsky.social @missaligned.bsky.social · 1d

the child's RPG is the real game pat. if you want to do competitive play with all the sickos there's something called pokemon showdown

missaligned.bsky.social @missaligned.bsky.social · 2d

most people don't play pokemon for the multiplayer

missaligned.bsky.social @missaligned.bsky.social · 2d

it's a matter of taste ofc, but a lot of people like encountering new pokemon during gameplay rather than planning their team out before starting the game

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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · Dec 22

The fact we only have the Sonic OVA soundtrack because some guy thought "maybe I can look through the credits & just ask each person who worked on it politely" is really funny to me.

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missaligned.bsky.social @missaligned.bsky.social · 2d

depends on what the standards are, really. also i don't think i'd like to end up in heaven if it's going to be full of christians and other religious riff raff

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 3d

love that’s it is cold at night again

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missaligned.bsky.social @missaligned.bsky.social · 3d

it should be legal to throw bricks at cars that are too loud. not like a regular car that is kinda loud, but those assholes who disconnect their mufflers on purpose

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Corodon @thecorodon.bsky.social · 4d

Exodus 8:2
"If you refuse to let them go, I will send a plague of frogs on your whole country."

Reverend Jesus "Ł" Christ @reverendjesus.com · 5d

Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid

Three persons in inflatable frog costumes. One of them is holding a nicely painted sign with two little cartoon frogs holding hands, below the text "FROGS TOGETHER STRONG"

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Bobby Schroeder @ponett.dog · 4d

only just realized the wikipedia article still calls it twitter. truly the worst rebrand of all time

A screenshot of the top of the Wikipedia page for Twitter. The first paragraph begins with "Twitter, officially known as X since 2023, is an"

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Extraterrestrial Rockerboy @malacola.bsky.social · 4d

My new best out of context quote I think

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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 4d

Two well-known voice clips from Super Mario Sunshine are Mario saying "Aren't I done yet?!" and "There's more?!" in an exasperated way, long presumed unused. However, there is actually a way to hear them in-game, as they have a chance to play when he enters a level at low health.