Mike Cohodes
@mikecohodes.bsky.social
Sarcasm loving dad of 2, husband, & pop culture junkie. Proud U of M alum living in Chicagoland. Go Blue! Here to escape the hellscape of Twitter
If you’re in the Chicago burbs get outside and check out the northern lights!!
November 12, 2025 at 3:25 AM
If you’re in the Chicago burbs get outside and check out the northern lights!!
Can we just call that long Justice TD play every series? Seems to work once every game, why not just do it over and over til they stop it?
September 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Can we just call that long Justice TD play every series? Seems to work once every game, why not just do it over and over til they stop it?
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the best evidence that the shooter was a right-winger is that the shot actually hit and then they got away
September 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
the best evidence that the shooter was a right-winger is that the shot actually hit and then they got away
Just saw the news about Ryno. Damn it. He was my childhood hero favorite Cub.
July 29, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Just saw the news about Ryno. Damn it. He was my childhood hero favorite Cub.
Watching Hamilton for the 100th time to be reminded of a time when this country was actually something inspiring and not the shitshow it is under Orange Julius Caesar
July 4, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Watching Hamilton for the 100th time to be reminded of a time when this country was actually something inspiring and not the shitshow it is under Orange Julius Caesar
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I'm going to try and communicate with my Republican colleagues in a new way.
June 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I'm going to try and communicate with my Republican colleagues in a new way.
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Netanyahu has spent the better part of two decades trying to strong arm the United States into an unprovoked war against Iran and finally found a president stupid enough to do it for him. Unbelievable.
June 22, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Netanyahu has spent the better part of two decades trying to strong arm the United States into an unprovoked war against Iran and finally found a president stupid enough to do it for him. Unbelievable.
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We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.
June 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.
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Day 2 of the manhunt for the Trump voters who murdered a Democratic politician in cold blood. Those cops are just having such a hard time catching that schlubby boomer who did it you guys. The delay has nothing to do with the fact that he has multiple sympathizers working in the police departments.
"His wife, Deb Boelter, is the city clerk-treasurer in Winsted. The family’s commitment to public service also extends to his son and daughter, who are both are police officers. His son serves on the Golden Valley department and his daughter serves on the Minneapolis department."
June 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Day 2 of the manhunt for the Trump voters who murdered a Democratic politician in cold blood. Those cops are just having such a hard time catching that schlubby boomer who did it you guys. The delay has nothing to do with the fact that he has multiple sympathizers working in the police departments.
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The important thing as this Trump v. Musk feud escalates is that I want them and their teams and all of their supporters to suffer as much pain and humiliation and degradation as is possible, and I feel as if a few strokes and fistfights and the odd stabbing would be proportional as well
June 6, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The important thing as this Trump v. Musk feud escalates is that I want them and their teams and all of their supporters to suffer as much pain and humiliation and degradation as is possible, and I feel as if a few strokes and fistfights and the odd stabbing would be proportional as well
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"Why do they need a month? What are they so proud of?"
I bet one of the things they're proud of is not being the kind of fragile bigot who would ask this question.
I bet one of the things they're proud of is not being the kind of fragile bigot who would ask this question.
May 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
"Why do they need a month? What are they so proud of?"
I bet one of the things they're proud of is not being the kind of fragile bigot who would ask this question.
I bet one of the things they're proud of is not being the kind of fragile bigot who would ask this question.
@forcier4heisman.bsky.social you saw this clip of Bruce by now I assume? If not, enjoy! www.tiktok.com/t/ZTj5mePTR/
Musician Bruce Springsteen launched his 2025 Land of Hope and Dreams European tour in Manchester, England on Wednesday with a fiery speech condemning President Donald Trump. “In my home, the America I...
TikTok video by MSNBC
www.tiktok.com
May 16, 2025 at 3:23 AM
@forcier4heisman.bsky.social you saw this clip of Bruce by now I assume? If not, enjoy! www.tiktok.com/t/ZTj5mePTR/
We live in Gilead
"The family of a 30-year-old metro Atlanta mother and nurse said she was declared brain dead more than 90 days ago — but is still being kept alive because she’s pregnant...Her medical team is legally required [by Georgia's abortion ban] to maintain life support until the fetus reaches viability."
Family says woman declared brain dead but her pregnancy continues under state law
Adriana Smith's been on life support 90+ days with weeks to go in her pregnancy. Her family questions Georgia’s heartbeat law — and why they had no say in her care.
www.11alive.com
May 15, 2025 at 12:12 AM
We live in Gilead
Suck it Mets
wrigley field is the home of the chicago cubs baseball team
ALT: wrigley field is the home of the chicago cubs baseball team
media.tenor.com
May 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Suck it Mets
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at this point it’s starting to feel like these jets are just committing suicide
Another Navy jet falls into sea, marking fourth major mishap in months
The latest loss of an F/A-18 fighter jet occurred during a failed landing aboard the USS Harry S. Truman, an aircraft carrier in the Red Sea.
www.washingtonpost.com
May 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
at this point it’s starting to feel like these jets are just committing suicide
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TANK vs TESLA
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
May 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
TANK vs TESLA
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
"We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again"
- WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
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The Secretary of the Navy, John Phelan, went to pay his respects to the servicemembers and civilians lost in Pearl Harbor on “June 7th, 1941.”
It looks good, except Pearl Harbor happened on December 7th.
It seems Mr. Phelan skipped that part of history class.
Only the best people, right?
It looks good, except Pearl Harbor happened on December 7th.
It seems Mr. Phelan skipped that part of history class.
Only the best people, right?
April 27, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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these people hate DEI because they would be unemployable in any system where they couldn’t rely on favoritism and nepotism
April 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
these people hate DEI because they would be unemployable in any system where they couldn’t rely on favoritism and nepotism
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Ah yes, the government asking Jews to register as Jewish, in the name of protecting the Jews. No way that could go wrong www.nytimes.com/2025/04/23/n...
U.S. Texts Barnard Employees and Asks if They Are Jewish
A questionnaire from a federal commission also inquired about whether professors and other college staff members had been harassed.
www.nytimes.com
April 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Ah yes, the government asking Jews to register as Jewish, in the name of protecting the Jews. No way that could go wrong www.nytimes.com/2025/04/23/n...
@louisvirtel.bsky.social @irathethird.bsky.social the zeds dead band name could also be referring to the line in pulp fiction by Bruce Willis when he’s explaining to his girl where he got the motorcycle
April 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
@louisvirtel.bsky.social @irathethird.bsky.social the zeds dead band name could also be referring to the line in pulp fiction by Bruce Willis when he’s explaining to his girl where he got the motorcycle
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It is time for Democrats to go on the attack, and take away tax-exempt status for every church that unabashedly campaigned for Trump. Take off the gloves, start to destroy the opposing institutions that fund the fascist movement.
Trump says Harvard should lose tax exempt status. He’s clearly not liking the way it pushed back yesterday.
April 15, 2025 at 11:36 PM
It is time for Democrats to go on the attack, and take away tax-exempt status for every church that unabashedly campaigned for Trump. Take off the gloves, start to destroy the opposing institutions that fund the fascist movement.
This is what happens when you win a national championship without beating your rival at home in the regular season 😂
JD Vance just broke apart the College Football Playoff National Championship trophy on live television.
April 14, 2025 at 11:26 PM
This is what happens when you win a national championship without beating your rival at home in the regular season 😂
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punch 'em in the face
COMPARE: the results of fighting back to the results of not fighting back
April 10, 2025 at 11:29 PM
punch 'em in the face
I feel so bad for that Houston player at the end that lost control of it when he went up for the shot. My heart breaks for him knowing he’s going to replay that moment in his head for the rest of his life.
April 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I feel so bad for that Houston player at the end that lost control of it when he went up for the shot. My heart breaks for him knowing he’s going to replay that moment in his head for the rest of his life.