Michael Oosterom
@michaeloosterom.bsky.social
2025 PAGE Gold Prize winner. Actor, Puppeteer. Puppet Up! , Cornelius- "Earth To Ned", Rankle- "The Curious Creations of Christine McConnell", Blurp - "Sigmund And The Sea Monsters", "No, YOU Shut Up!", Muppets, Groundlings Sunday Co. alum. Other stuff...
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Oh wow! The Trypanohyncha Ocellus float from Noah Hawley's ALIEN: EARTH made a surprise appearance at the #MacysDayParade!
November 27, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Oh wow! The Trypanohyncha Ocellus float from Noah Hawley's ALIEN: EARTH made a surprise appearance at the #MacysDayParade!
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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Sounds like a plan!
November 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Sounds like a plan!
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Happy Thanksgiving from my house to yours.
November 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from my house to yours.
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If you wait by the river long enough, the body of your enemy will float by
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 9:36 PM
If you wait by the river long enough, the body of your enemy will float by
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Since we are once again dealing with "the only silent era comedians of note were men" I feel I need to stand up for the ladies.
Marion Davies!
Marion Davies!
November 26, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Since we are once again dealing with "the only silent era comedians of note were men" I feel I need to stand up for the ladies.
Marion Davies!
Marion Davies!
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My Brain:
"Psst, here's a great idea for your book."
Me:
"I'm busy. I'll write it down later. I'll remember it."
Morgan Freeman:
"But he did not remember it, for his brain soon moved on to wonder how cottage cheese gets made."
#WritingCommunity #BookSky #WriteSky
"Psst, here's a great idea for your book."
Me:
"I'm busy. I'll write it down later. I'll remember it."
Morgan Freeman:
"But he did not remember it, for his brain soon moved on to wonder how cottage cheese gets made."
#WritingCommunity #BookSky #WriteSky
November 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
My Brain:
"Psst, here's a great idea for your book."
Me:
"I'm busy. I'll write it down later. I'll remember it."
Morgan Freeman:
"But he did not remember it, for his brain soon moved on to wonder how cottage cheese gets made."
#WritingCommunity #BookSky #WriteSky
"Psst, here's a great idea for your book."
Me:
"I'm busy. I'll write it down later. I'll remember it."
Morgan Freeman:
"But he did not remember it, for his brain soon moved on to wonder how cottage cheese gets made."
#WritingCommunity #BookSky #WriteSky
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I think we can safely say that the Leavitt's brother called ICE on his ex, the mother of his child, and I have to say: I have no desire to respect, find common ground or share the country with these monsters.
“After Ferreira was detained, Dos Santos Rodrigues said Michael Leavitt Sr. and his father, Bob Leavitt, reached out to her.”
“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
‘Brazil is not her home.’ Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew, brought to US as child, detained by ICE. - The Boston Globe
Bruna Ferreira, 33, was brought to the United States as a child in 1998. She is now in removal proceedings in Louisiana.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I think we can safely say that the Leavitt's brother called ICE on his ex, the mother of his child, and I have to say: I have no desire to respect, find common ground or share the country with these monsters.
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“After Ferreira was detained, Dos Santos Rodrigues said Michael Leavitt Sr. and his father, Bob Leavitt, reached out to her.”
“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
‘Brazil is not her home.’ Mother of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew, brought to US as child, detained by ICE. - The Boston Globe
Bruna Ferreira, 33, was brought to the United States as a child in 1998. She is now in removal proceedings in Louisiana.
www.bostonglobe.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:12 PM
“After Ferreira was detained, Dos Santos Rodrigues said Michael Leavitt Sr. and his father, Bob Leavitt, reached out to her.”
“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
“‘They just kept saying, ‘Tell her to self-deport,’” she recalled. “Self-deport to where? Brazil is not her home.’” www.bostonglobe.com/2025/11/26/m...
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This is the type of hater energy that will fuel us in the years ahead.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 PM
This is the type of hater energy that will fuel us in the years ahead.
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Star Wars Rankings:
1. Bea Arthur at the cantina
2. Boba Fett cartoon
3. Jefferson Starship performance
4. Carrie Fisher sings
5. Tobor is Robot spelled backwards
6. Hologram circus
7. Harvey Korman is a broken robot
8. Harvey Korman cooking
9. Chewbacca's father-in-law watches porn
1. Bea Arthur at the cantina
2. Boba Fett cartoon
3. Jefferson Starship performance
4. Carrie Fisher sings
5. Tobor is Robot spelled backwards
6. Hologram circus
7. Harvey Korman is a broken robot
8. Harvey Korman cooking
9. Chewbacca's father-in-law watches porn
November 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Star Wars Rankings:
1. Bea Arthur at the cantina
2. Boba Fett cartoon
3. Jefferson Starship performance
4. Carrie Fisher sings
5. Tobor is Robot spelled backwards
6. Hologram circus
7. Harvey Korman is a broken robot
8. Harvey Korman cooking
9. Chewbacca's father-in-law watches porn
1. Bea Arthur at the cantina
2. Boba Fett cartoon
3. Jefferson Starship performance
4. Carrie Fisher sings
5. Tobor is Robot spelled backwards
6. Hologram circus
7. Harvey Korman is a broken robot
8. Harvey Korman cooking
9. Chewbacca's father-in-law watches porn
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narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
narrator: 50 years ago...
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
me: [nods] in 1945
narrator: in 1975...
me: what
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wearing slippers and pajamas to the airport is antifa now
November 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
wearing slippers and pajamas to the airport is antifa now
nitrous at the dentist might be the poor man's ketamine psychotherapy but I will take what I can get
November 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
nitrous at the dentist might be the poor man's ketamine psychotherapy but I will take what I can get
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Charges dismissed against 2 Chicagoans accused of "Ambushing ICE vehicle" abcnews.go.com/US/doj-drops... #ICE #ICEcrement
Judge dismisses charges against 2 people accused of ramming vehicle of federal agents conducting Chicago immigration sweeps
A federal judge on Thursday dismissed the indictment against two people accused last month of "ambushing" federal agents conducting an immigration sweep in Chicago.
abcnews.go.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Charges dismissed against 2 Chicagoans accused of "Ambushing ICE vehicle" abcnews.go.com/US/doj-drops... #ICE #ICEcrement
(it's true...)
I hear disney is bringing back The Muppet Show next year.
a row of sesame street characters are lined up on a shelf
ALT: a row of sesame street characters are lined up on a shelf
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
(it's true...)
It's a war on war
It's a war on war
It's a war on war
It's a war on war
It's a war on war
It's a war on war
It's a war on war
There's a war on
You're gonna lose
You have to lose
You have to learn how to die
It's a war on war
It's a war on war
It's a war on war
It's a war on war
It's a war on war
It's a war on war
There's a war on
You're gonna lose
You have to lose
You have to learn how to die
Jesus rides beside me
Never buys any smokes
Hurry up, ain't you had enough of this stuff
Ashtray floors, dirty clothes and filthy jokes
Never buys any smokes
Hurry up, ain't you had enough of this stuff
Ashtray floors, dirty clothes and filthy jokes
November 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
It's a war on war
It's a war on war
It's a war on war
It's a war on war
It's a war on war
It's a war on war
It's a war on war
There's a war on
You're gonna lose
You have to lose
You have to learn how to die
It's a war on war
It's a war on war
It's a war on war
It's a war on war
It's a war on war
It's a war on war
There's a war on
You're gonna lose
You have to lose
You have to learn how to die
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My favorite moon landing conspiracy is that it was faked but they hired Stanley Kubrick to direct it and he was so dedicated to make it look real he demanded that they shoot on location.
November 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
My favorite moon landing conspiracy is that it was faked but they hired Stanley Kubrick to direct it and he was so dedicated to make it look real he demanded that they shoot on location.
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Plus, they have no idea if the guy is a citizen or not. He just “looks” foreign to them.
ICE in Charlotte. The guy in the headlock is a restaurant worker. Barbarians.
November 21, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Plus, they have no idea if the guy is a citizen or not. He just “looks” foreign to them.
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he hangs out in group chats with teenaged nazis, so there’s that
Has JD Vance done anything as VP besides go on podcasts and complain?
November 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
he hangs out in group chats with teenaged nazis, so there’s that
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my friend in new orleans is telling me about how ICE is arriving there soon. she's guessing they're there to deport the honduran community so i went and read the wikipedia about them. they're here because we specifically said we wouldn't deport them if they rebuilt after katrina. jesus christ
November 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
my friend in new orleans is telling me about how ICE is arriving there soon. she's guessing they're there to deport the honduran community so i went and read the wikipedia about them. they're here because we specifically said we wouldn't deport them if they rebuilt after katrina. jesus christ
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Okay this is a fantastic connection to make, @jackhamilton.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Okay this is a fantastic connection to make, @jackhamilton.bsky.social
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In an urban environment, an agile little electric bike or scooter with enough horsepower has a big tactical advantage over trucks and SUVs
I’m howling.
November 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
In an urban environment, an agile little electric bike or scooter with enough horsepower has a big tactical advantage over trucks and SUVs