Michael Creel
@michaelcreel.bsky.social
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This afternoon, while I was driving from Biloxi to Saucier on Hwy 67, I saw 5 (FIVE!) cybertrucks. I passed one going north and the other 4 were southbound.
Before today, I might have maybe seen 5 total.
Is there an asshole convention on the coast that I didn't know about?
Before today, I might have maybe seen 5 total.
Is there an asshole convention on the coast that I didn't know about?
November 25, 2025 at 2:43 AM
This afternoon, while I was driving from Biloxi to Saucier on Hwy 67, I saw 5 (FIVE!) cybertrucks. I passed one going north and the other 4 were southbound.
Before today, I might have maybe seen 5 total.
Is there an asshole convention on the coast that I didn't know about?
Before today, I might have maybe seen 5 total.
Is there an asshole convention on the coast that I didn't know about?
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Some kid in Philly fucked up their “I wish the Cowboys would lose this weekend” wish and now Samoa Joe is AEW World Champion.
November 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Some kid in Philly fucked up their “I wish the Cowboys would lose this weekend” wish and now Samoa Joe is AEW World Champion.
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Smoke alarms are going off all across the South this morning
November 10, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Smoke alarms are going off all across the South this morning
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Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover
November 5, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover
This year has f'n sucked.
About 7 months ago we were at the funeral for my mother in law's husband.
Today, we are at my mother in law's funeral.
In between, I've been in the hospital six times.
This year can f'k all the way off
About 7 months ago we were at the funeral for my mother in law's husband.
Today, we are at my mother in law's funeral.
In between, I've been in the hospital six times.
This year can f'k all the way off
November 4, 2025 at 3:13 PM
This year has f'n sucked.
About 7 months ago we were at the funeral for my mother in law's husband.
Today, we are at my mother in law's funeral.
In between, I've been in the hospital six times.
This year can f'k all the way off
About 7 months ago we were at the funeral for my mother in law's husband.
Today, we are at my mother in law's funeral.
In between, I've been in the hospital six times.
This year can f'k all the way off
Every person and company that is donating anything to Trump's ballroom is also complicit with the demolition of the White House and should be reminded about it every day from here on
October 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Every person and company that is donating anything to Trump's ballroom is also complicit with the demolition of the White House and should be reminded about it every day from here on
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In Mississippi, thousands of people are taking to the streets to protest the Trump administration today in Corinth, Gulfport, Hattiesburg, Hernando, Jackson, Oxford, Starkville and Tupelo.
Here's what you need to know about today's rallies.
www.mississippifreepress.org/mississippia...
Here's what you need to know about today's rallies.
www.mississippifreepress.org/mississippia...
Mississippians to Protest Trump at 'No Kings' Rallies in 8 Cities Saturday
Big crowds of protesters are expected across the United States, including in eight Mississippi cities, against President Trump.
www.mississippifreepress.org
October 18, 2025 at 1:02 PM
In Mississippi, thousands of people are taking to the streets to protest the Trump administration today in Corinth, Gulfport, Hattiesburg, Hernando, Jackson, Oxford, Starkville and Tupelo.
Here's what you need to know about today's rallies.
www.mississippifreepress.org/mississippia...
Here's what you need to know about today's rallies.
www.mississippifreepress.org/mississippia...
It's my first time at USA Medical Center.
They're not stingy with the pain meds, and look like the cast of a WB medical drama.
10 out of 10. Will recommend
They're not stingy with the pain meds, and look like the cast of a WB medical drama.
10 out of 10. Will recommend
October 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
It's my first time at USA Medical Center.
They're not stingy with the pain meds, and look like the cast of a WB medical drama.
10 out of 10. Will recommend
They're not stingy with the pain meds, and look like the cast of a WB medical drama.
10 out of 10. Will recommend
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Jerry Seinfeld in Fallout be like "What's the deal with all this radioactive shrimp"
after the 10th radioactive shrimp recall in 7 weeks, i decided to do some digging
little did i know it would lead me to an underreported industrial accident that may have released an airborne plume of radioactive debris over swaths of indonesia
www.consumerreports.org/health/food-...
little did i know it would lead me to an underreported industrial accident that may have released an airborne plume of radioactive debris over swaths of indonesia
www.consumerreports.org/health/food-...
What Is Really Going on With All This Radioactive Shrimp? - Consumer Reports
Here’s the latest on how shrimp and spices got contaminated with cesium-137, how the FDA has responded, and why consumers should not panic.
www.consumerreports.org
October 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Jerry Seinfeld in Fallout be like "What's the deal with all this radioactive shrimp"
A Venezuelan won?
That's going to piss him off even more.
That's going to piss him off even more.
October 10, 2025 at 11:46 AM
A Venezuelan won?
That's going to piss him off even more.
That's going to piss him off even more.
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Mississippi’s state auditor has made it clear he stands with ICE.
Here is ICE, assaulting Presbyterian minister David Black, of First Presbyterian in Chicago.
Here is ICE, assaulting Presbyterian minister David Black, of First Presbyterian in Chicago.
October 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Mississippi’s state auditor has made it clear he stands with ICE.
Here is ICE, assaulting Presbyterian minister David Black, of First Presbyterian in Chicago.
Here is ICE, assaulting Presbyterian minister David Black, of First Presbyterian in Chicago.
This country started to go downhill as soon as people started using the term "the homeland" instead of "the USA."
It reminded me of the 80s Soviet Union and 30s Germany then and it reminds me of the Soviet Union and Germany now
It reminded me of the 80s Soviet Union and 30s Germany then and it reminds me of the Soviet Union and Germany now
October 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
This country started to go downhill as soon as people started using the term "the homeland" instead of "the USA."
It reminded me of the 80s Soviet Union and 30s Germany then and it reminds me of the Soviet Union and Germany now
It reminded me of the 80s Soviet Union and 30s Germany then and it reminds me of the Soviet Union and Germany now
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NESSIE HAS ACHIEVED RAMMING SPEED
Atlantic Tropical Storm Imelda Advisory Number 13 issued at Mon, 29 Sep 2025 20:49:04 +0000
...IMELDA FORECAST TO BECOME A HURRICANE TOMORROW MORNING... ...HURRICANE WATCH NOW IN EFFECT FOR ISLAND OF BERMUDA...
Additional Details Here.
...IMELDA FORECAST TO BECOME A HURRICANE TOMORROW MORNING... ...HURRICANE WATCH NOW IN EFFECT FOR ISLAND OF BERMUDA...
Additional Details Here.
September 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
NESSIE HAS ACHIEVED RAMMING SPEED
September 12, 2025 at 1:07 PM
With Trump's saying they have Charlie Kirk's killer in custody, I now doubt whether Kirk is actually dead
September 12, 2025 at 12:33 PM
With Trump's saying they have Charlie Kirk's killer in custody, I now doubt whether Kirk is actually dead
If people are getting fired over stating facts about a guy who a majority of the country doesn't know, imagine what the unemployment rate is going to be when Trump dies.
September 12, 2025 at 12:17 PM
If people are getting fired over stating facts about a guy who a majority of the country doesn't know, imagine what the unemployment rate is going to be when Trump dies.
They have no clue right now who the shooter is.
Even if it is MAGA they would have spun it somehow.
And, it doesn't take this long to fly from NYC to Utah in a private jet.
And, and, trump doesn't know the motive; he knows what he will say the motive was.
Even if it is MAGA they would have spun it somehow.
And, it doesn't take this long to fly from NYC to Utah in a private jet.
And, and, trump doesn't know the motive; he knows what he will say the motive was.
September 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
They have no clue right now who the shooter is.
Even if it is MAGA they would have spun it somehow.
And, it doesn't take this long to fly from NYC to Utah in a private jet.
And, and, trump doesn't know the motive; he knows what he will say the motive was.
Even if it is MAGA they would have spun it somehow.
And, it doesn't take this long to fly from NYC to Utah in a private jet.
And, and, trump doesn't know the motive; he knows what he will say the motive was.
How about no.
Does no work for you?
Because no works for me.
Does no work for you?
Because no works for me.
Breaking News: Paramount plans to bid on Warner Bros. Discovery, a deal that would merge two Hollywood giants and reshape the media industry.
Paramount Plans Bid for Warner Bros. Discovery
Any deal would further reshape the media industry, putting CBS News, CNN, and two major movie studios under the same corporate umbrella.
nyti.ms
September 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
How about no.
Does no work for you?
Because no works for me.
Does no work for you?
Because no works for me.
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Love that we've managed to piss off both Koreas in the same week
BREAKING: South Korea says it has reached a deal with the U.S. on the release of South Korean workers detained at a Hyundai plant in Georgia.
South Korea says it has reached a deal with the US for the release of workers in a Georgia plant
South Korea says it has reached a deal with the U.S. for the release of South Korean workers detained in an immigration raid at a Hyundai plant in Georgia.
bit.ly
September 7, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Love that we've managed to piss off both Koreas in the same week
"Mississippi: Where wages are optional" will be the new slogan of the MDA by the end of next year.
"We can't build anything anymore and have to pay people actual money, we are a sad business now" have you considered moving to Mississippi? We will let you bulldoze a forest, farm, or wetland any day. I'm pretty sure wages are optional. Yet there's no rush to move here. I'm shocked.
September 6, 2025 at 1:55 PM
"Mississippi: Where wages are optional" will be the new slogan of the MDA by the end of next year.
Counterpoint: Trump needed a lower than expected jobs report so he can whine about needing lower interest rates to juice up the economy, and the new BLS did that for him.
September 5, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Counterpoint: Trump needed a lower than expected jobs report so he can whine about needing lower interest rates to juice up the economy, and the new BLS did that for him.