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Union thug. Not actually Tom Hanks. Ich bin ein Chicagolander.
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If you’re a journalist who’s still on Twitter, from now on in your writing you have to replace “the American people want” with “troll bots in Eastern Europe demand”

Being there makes your judgment suspect. I don’t care how savvy you think you are, you’re marinating in a disinformation campaign.
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Guardians clinch, and Ramírez plants the flag.
September 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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One of my favorite jokes is from Lenny Bruce. In the 60's, there was a comedian named Vaughn Meader who got famous doing a JFK impersonation. His first show after Kennedy got shot, Bruce came out on stage and his first words were, "Poor Vaughn Meader." Just thought of that for no reason.
September 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Final: Guardians 3, White Sox 2

Cleveland (78-71) is 7+ games over .500 for first time since May 24 (29-22).

Brayan Rocchio seals it with an insane play.
September 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
#nowspinning Tyler, The Creator — Wolf
September 11, 2025 at 5:13 PM
#nowspinning Ty Segall — $ingle$ 2
September 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
#nowspinning Cory Hanson — Western Cum

Many thanks to @coryhanson.bsky.social and Wand for their volcanic performance at The Empty Bottle in Chicago. Special thanks to Cory for taking a moment of his time to doodle on the sleeve
September 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
#nowspinning Bent Arcana
September 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
#nowspinning Radiohead — In Rainbows
September 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
#nowspinning The Strokes — Room on Fire
August 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
#nowspinning Ty Segall & White Fence — Hair
August 17, 2025 at 4:26 PM
#nowspinning Osees — ABOMINATION REVEALED AT LAST
August 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Alkaline Trio — Maybe I'll Catch Fire

Frankly, not a fan of the dog vomit color vinyl on the press but it still rips

#nowspinning #vinyl
July 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Sorry Superman ain't flying around, randomly putting brown people in swamp prisons. That must be hard for you. Thoughts and prayers and whatnot.
July 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
King Gizzard and the Wizard Lizard — 12 Bar Bruise #nowspinning #vinyl
July 1, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The Black Keys — thickfreakness #nowspinning #vinyl
June 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
John Vanderslice — Romanian Names #nowspinning #vinyl
June 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Vampire Weekend — s/t #nowspinning #vinyl
June 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Frankie and the Witch Fingers — Trash Classic #nowspinning #vinyl
June 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
#nowspinning #vinyl Rozwell Kid — Precious Art
June 19, 2025 at 4:55 PM
#nowspinning Rozwell Kid — Too Shabby

Electrifying set at Beat Kitchen in Chicago last night, including double duty as backing band for Colleen Green
June 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Who could have foreseen the world’s biggest baby turning on the world’s other biggest baby?
June 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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OG Nintendo Switch
May 31, 2025 at 12:13 AM
#nowspinning Arctic Monkeys — Suck It and See
May 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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It's not that Biden's decline while in office, and the effort to hide it, isn't a story. It's just that the guy *currently* in office is also in serious decline, dangerously so, and was even before he was elected, and there oddly doesn't seem to be the same fervor to cover that story.
May 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM