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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 15h

Ivanka Trump called Jasmine Crockett "Ghetto Trash," and Jasmine Crockett responded, "But my father never touched me."

HAPPY TUESDAY, FOLKS!!!

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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 12h

BREAKING:

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 10h

I see that this small-minded puritanical pixie is laser-focused on getting the government reopened and the troops paid.

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jeffreyalexander07.bsky.social @jeffreyalexander07.bsky.social · 1d

Nothing here to celebrate today!!

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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 10h

Cartoon by @edwexler.bsky.social.

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George Conway 🇺🇸🚫👑🐸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 11h

That's twenty-seven flat-out murders. That's twenty-seven lives taken without even a semblance of a legal justification under domestic or international law.
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/14/u...

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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 8h

Peace.
In.
Our.
Time.

Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 8h

Peace.
In.
Our.
Time.

Freedom Writers Collaborative @fwcollaborative.bsky.social · 8h

Trump says U.S. will disarm Hamas if it does not do so itself

Hamas has not yet publicly agreed to or signed anything that specifies how it would disarm, but Trump suggested he had received verbal assurances the group would.

dlvr.it

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LESams @lsam22.bsky.social · 1d

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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 8h

Y’all are spelling “Gnome” wrong.

Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 8h

We have a white boy problem in this country … Part X.

‘I love Hitler’: Leaked messages expose Young Republicans’ racist chat

Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery and rape.

www.politico.com

Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 8h

You mean like aiding and abetting a very unique form of urban renewal that kills 1000s of children?!?!

(Also, Ross Douthat is a bigot and a moron and, maybe worst of all considering his job, incredibly boring)

Opinion | Why Can’t Trump’s Domestic Policy Be More Like His Foreign Policy?

www.nytimes.com

Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 14h

Embrace the Peace this Saturday folks!!!

Republican Rep Claims Everyone at “No Kings” Protest Is a Terrorist

This is how the Republicans begin to dismantle the First Amendment.

newrepublic.com

Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 15h

GO FOR IT, DON!!!

Top RFK Jr. Adviser Has Shock Theory for Trump’s ‘Dementia’ and Cankles

A doctor advising RFK Jr. thinks he knows what is causing the president’s “brain fog” and swelling.

www.thedailybeast.com

Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 15h

Cool idea Davey Boy! All you have to do is show up at a NO KINGS! Rally ...

Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 15h

Cool idea Davey Boy! All you have to do is show up at a NO KINGS! Rally ...

Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 15h

Cool idea Davey Boy! All you have to do is show up at a NO KINGS! Rally ...

Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 15h

Cool idea Davey Boy! All you have to do is show up at a NO KINGS! Rally ...

Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 15h

Cool idea Davey Boy! All you have to do is show up at a NO KINGS! Rally ...

Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 15h

Cool idea Davey Boy! All you have to do is show up at a NO KINGS! Rally ...

Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 15h

Cool idea Davey Boy! All you have to do is show up at a NO KINGS! Rally ...

Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 15h

Cool idea Davey Boy! All you have to do is show up at a NO KINGS! Rally ...

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Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 15h

Cool idea Davey Boy! All you have to do is show up at a NO KINGS! Rally ...

Metro Chimp @metrochimp.bsky.social · 15h

Cool idea Davey Boy!

All you have to do is show up at a NO KINGS Rally.

America Needs a Mass Movement—Now

Without one, America may sink into autocracy for decades.

www.theatlantic.com

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God @thegodpodcast.com · 1d

Things to do in the future:

1. Putting them all on trial for crimes against humanity at the Hague

2. Totally reforming entire government to root out corruption and abuse of power so this bullshit never happens again

3. At some point you’d imagine, brunch

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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 1d

The Portland Frog army has now infiltrated Tulsa, OK and they’ve made an unlikely alliance with the T-Rex infantry and Sharks on Hoverboards mercenary forces.

This is truly terrifying.

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