Metro Chimp
@metrochimp.bsky.social
LOLs, Nothing Matters!
(Until It Does)
(Until It Does)
Pinned
"Choices!"
When the Rapture didn’t go as planned #comedyskit
YouTube video by Ashley Ottesen
youtube.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:34 PM
"Choices!"
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"Look-in" (January, 1980). #DoctorWho
November 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM
"Look-in" (January, 1980). #DoctorWho
This story BY ITSELF would be approximately the second-worst scandal in this history of the American presidency, if you just exclude both Trump administrations. In the context of the latter it's not even the worst scandal this month.
Trump Announces Pardon for Honduran Ex-President Convicted in Drug Case
www.nytimes.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
This story BY ITSELF would be approximately the second-worst scandal in this history of the American presidency, if you just exclude both Trump administrations. In the context of the latter it's not even the worst scandal this month.
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 29, 1945
November 29, 1945
November 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 29, 1945
November 29, 1945
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ICE still FROZEN at Centre St & Howard in lower Manhattan right now as calls continue circulating for people to join.
NYPD arriving with barricades.
NYPD arriving with barricades.
November 29, 2025 at 5:08 PM
ICE still FROZEN at Centre St & Howard in lower Manhattan right now as calls continue circulating for people to join.
NYPD arriving with barricades.
NYPD arriving with barricades.
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Indiana Republican With Disabled Daughter Revolts on Redistricting After Trump’s Slur: ‘Words Have Consequences’ | Bohacek publicly declared he will ... | www.mediaite.com/media/news/i...
Indiana Republican With Disabled Daughter Revolts on Redistricting After Trump’s Slur: ‘Words Have Consequences’
Bohacek publicly declared he will vote against Trump-backed redistricting efforts in his state as he raged against the president’s use of a slur.
www.mediaite.com
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Indiana Republican With Disabled Daughter Revolts on Redistricting After Trump’s Slur: ‘Words Have Consequences’ | Bohacek publicly declared he will ... | www.mediaite.com/media/news/i...
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Alexander Clapp · Pig Butchering: Scam Gangs www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Alexander Clapp · Pig Butchering: Scam Gangs www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
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Totally appropriate to post a fake photo of an imaginary feast, since an imaginary feast is exactly what people who couldn't afford one will have had Thursday, courtesy of the folks in the photo.
Perfect!
Or at least perfectly clueless and tone deaf.
As usual.
Again.
Perfect!
Or at least perfectly clueless and tone deaf.
As usual.
Again.
RFK Jr. Ripped for Embarrassing Thanksgiving Photoshop Fail
The 71-year-old health freak has attempted to rewrite history.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Totally appropriate to post a fake photo of an imaginary feast, since an imaginary feast is exactly what people who couldn't afford one will have had Thursday, courtesy of the folks in the photo.
Perfect!
Or at least perfectly clueless and tone deaf.
As usual.
Again.
Perfect!
Or at least perfectly clueless and tone deaf.
As usual.
Again.
Happy Friggin' Holidays!
"Quiet Piggy!", a new book by President Donald Trump | This Hour Has 22 Minutes
YouTube video by 22 Minutes
youtu.be
November 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Happy Friggin' Holidays!
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New Bill Requires Women to Be “Hot but Approachable” in Public Spaces.
November 29, 2025 at 1:27 PM
New Bill Requires Women to Be “Hot but Approachable” in Public Spaces.
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Stephen Miller’s Wife @katiemiller : “Can you cite the statute that makes the boat bombings illegal?”
@bakarisellers.bsky.social : “The due process
clause in the constitution.”
@bakarisellers.bsky.social : “The due process
clause in the constitution.”
November 29, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Stephen Miller’s Wife @katiemiller : “Can you cite the statute that makes the boat bombings illegal?”
@bakarisellers.bsky.social : “The due process
clause in the constitution.”
@bakarisellers.bsky.social : “The due process
clause in the constitution.”
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 29,1948
November 29,1948
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 29,1948
November 29,1948
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My health insurance premiums will more than double in January. I pay a little less than $500/month for my current silver plan.
I just reapplied and my new premium will be $1062/month.
And don’t forget: I still have a co-pay for every visit and pay for prescriptions.
I just reapplied and my new premium will be $1062/month.
And don’t forget: I still have a co-pay for every visit and pay for prescriptions.
November 29, 2025 at 4:18 PM
My health insurance premiums will more than double in January. I pay a little less than $500/month for my current silver plan.
I just reapplied and my new premium will be $1062/month.
And don’t forget: I still have a co-pay for every visit and pay for prescriptions.
I just reapplied and my new premium will be $1062/month.
And don’t forget: I still have a co-pay for every visit and pay for prescriptions.
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
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Carolers raise their voices in a Home Depot lot and shake up the night. Their message hits hard… stop cruel deportations. It feels brave. It feels human. If you feel that pull too, boycott to abolish ICE.
November 29, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Carolers raise their voices in a Home Depot lot and shake up the night. Their message hits hard… stop cruel deportations. It feels brave. It feels human. If you feel that pull too, boycott to abolish ICE.
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I can't wait until this chest-beating imbecile is brought up on murder charges.
November 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I can't wait until this chest-beating imbecile is brought up on murder charges.
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Dictators need war to stay in power.
November 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Dictators need war to stay in power.
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Says the guy who auto-penned nearly 1600 pardons for January 6
November 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Says the guy who auto-penned nearly 1600 pardons for January 6
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Release the MRI results
November 28, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Release the MRI results