Matt the Knife
@messerman.org
Proud father, lucky husband, decent improviser, experienced software engineer, avid reader, podcaster (Knights of the Rolled Table, Hacking the Grepson), gamer (single player).
Be kind, or shut up.
For legal reasons, this account is satire.
Be kind, or shut up.
For legal reasons, this account is satire.
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Matt the Knife
@messerman.org
· Jun 10
Believing that all people should be treated with kindness and respect (regardless of their nationality, skin color, monetary status, health, etc) should not be considered an extremist viewpoint.
Being opposed to that, however, should be.
Being opposed to that, however, should be.
I am both types.
November 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I am both types.
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Internalized autism is being held to neurotypical standards because you look completely "normal," failing to meet those standards because you're literally disabled, then being told your entire life that you're not quite good enough. 😒
November 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Internalized autism is being held to neurotypical standards because you look completely "normal," failing to meet those standards because you're literally disabled, then being told your entire life that you're not quite good enough. 😒
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Remember: NEVER cross a picket line. Don't buy Starbucks at any location as long as @sbworkersunited.org are on strike! #NoContractNoCoffee
November 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Remember: NEVER cross a picket line. Don't buy Starbucks at any location as long as @sbworkersunited.org are on strike! #NoContractNoCoffee
Everything changed when the Paper Towel Nation attacked.
November 14, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Everything changed when the Paper Towel Nation attacked.
He probably thinks he’s “getting back” at the Dems or something, but - yeah, please, lock up everyone involved.
November 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
He probably thinks he’s “getting back” at the Dems or something, but - yeah, please, lock up everyone involved.
Stupid fuckin’ Democrats GIVING AWAY practically the ONLY leverage we had against the fascists in charge of the US. This is the reason I’m registered as No Party Preference - Republicans are absolute scum, but I can barely tolerate half the Democrats in office, both parties filled with cowards.
November 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Stupid fuckin’ Democrats GIVING AWAY practically the ONLY leverage we had against the fascists in charge of the US. This is the reason I’m registered as No Party Preference - Republicans are absolute scum, but I can barely tolerate half the Democrats in office, both parties filled with cowards.
I’ve been waiting for this video my whole life!
Unrelated: I refuse to believe that this person isn’t trolling, pretending not to know one of the most iconic cartoons of all time. They literally could just type “meep meep” into Google and would immediately know what this was a reference to, FFS
Unrelated: I refuse to believe that this person isn’t trolling, pretending not to know one of the most iconic cartoons of all time. They literally could just type “meep meep” into Google and would immediately know what this was a reference to, FFS
Pop was giddy sending me this.
I don't get it nor the meep meep reference. 🤷🏻♀️
I don't get it nor the meep meep reference. 🤷🏻♀️
November 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I’ve been waiting for this video my whole life!
Unrelated: I refuse to believe that this person isn’t trolling, pretending not to know one of the most iconic cartoons of all time. They literally could just type “meep meep” into Google and would immediately know what this was a reference to, FFS
Unrelated: I refuse to believe that this person isn’t trolling, pretending not to know one of the most iconic cartoons of all time. They literally could just type “meep meep” into Google and would immediately know what this was a reference to, FFS
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I’ve never seen an American elected official fight so hard to starve people.
November 8, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I’ve never seen an American elected official fight so hard to starve people.
You can also have both in the same sentence - “Dude, it turns out my cat Miss Penelope is actually a dude! Dude? Dude.”
Those last two can be either, depending on inflection.
Those last two can be either, depending on inflection.
The word “dude” can either be used in two ways:
- in an agendered (or gender neutral) way (eg “Oh, and then dude, you wont believe this, …”, “Shut up dude!”, or “Dude!”)
- to indicate a male gender (eg “Turns out our little girl cat was a dude!”, “That dude just told me to shut up”, or “Dude.”)
- in an agendered (or gender neutral) way (eg “Oh, and then dude, you wont believe this, …”, “Shut up dude!”, or “Dude!”)
- to indicate a male gender (eg “Turns out our little girl cat was a dude!”, “That dude just told me to shut up”, or “Dude.”)
November 6, 2025 at 9:22 AM
You can also have both in the same sentence - “Dude, it turns out my cat Miss Penelope is actually a dude! Dude? Dude.”
Those last two can be either, depending on inflection.
Those last two can be either, depending on inflection.
The word “dude” can either be used in two ways:
- in an agendered (or gender neutral) way (eg “Oh, and then dude, you wont believe this, …”, “Shut up dude!”, or “Dude!”)
- to indicate a male gender (eg “Turns out our little girl cat was a dude!”, “That dude just told me to shut up”, or “Dude.”)
- in an agendered (or gender neutral) way (eg “Oh, and then dude, you wont believe this, …”, “Shut up dude!”, or “Dude!”)
- to indicate a male gender (eg “Turns out our little girl cat was a dude!”, “That dude just told me to shut up”, or “Dude.”)
November 6, 2025 at 9:19 AM
The word “dude” can either be used in two ways:
- in an agendered (or gender neutral) way (eg “Oh, and then dude, you wont believe this, …”, “Shut up dude!”, or “Dude!”)
- to indicate a male gender (eg “Turns out our little girl cat was a dude!”, “That dude just told me to shut up”, or “Dude.”)
- in an agendered (or gender neutral) way (eg “Oh, and then dude, you wont believe this, …”, “Shut up dude!”, or “Dude!”)
- to indicate a male gender (eg “Turns out our little girl cat was a dude!”, “That dude just told me to shut up”, or “Dude.”)
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The lesson of history is that tyrants cannot be appeased.
Appeasement only feeds their insatiable hunger for power.
Tyrants prey on people who feel unsafe and vulnerable.
But without mass submission, a tyrant is powerless.
Remember this.
Appeasement only feeds their insatiable hunger for power.
Tyrants prey on people who feel unsafe and vulnerable.
But without mass submission, a tyrant is powerless.
Remember this.
November 5, 2025 at 5:28 AM
The lesson of history is that tyrants cannot be appeased.
Appeasement only feeds their insatiable hunger for power.
Tyrants prey on people who feel unsafe and vulnerable.
But without mass submission, a tyrant is powerless.
Remember this.
Appeasement only feeds their insatiable hunger for power.
Tyrants prey on people who feel unsafe and vulnerable.
But without mass submission, a tyrant is powerless.
Remember this.
This is a new one. #NotEnoughResources @bsky.app
November 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
This is a new one. #NotEnoughResources @bsky.app
I miss when presidents could speak like this - with compassion, intelligence, and eloquence.
If nothing else, the last nine months should have made it clear that elections matter. But what’s remarkable about America is that we have the power, as citizens, to change this country by voting. Go to IWillVote.com.
November 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I miss when presidents could speak like this - with compassion, intelligence, and eloquence.
Being a responsible adult is so overrated.
November 1, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Being a responsible adult is so overrated.
Do I even need to say anything about this bullshit?
October 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Do I even need to say anything about this bullshit?
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This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.
October 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.
I’m seeing a worrying trend today where people are posting memes where the punchline is simply that someone (Trump, or Mike Johnson, etc) is gay, that’s it. The only way to interpret the meme as joke is to view homosexuality and homosexual acts as bad. It’s giving… “punching down down”.
October 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I’m seeing a worrying trend today where people are posting memes where the punchline is simply that someone (Trump, or Mike Johnson, etc) is gay, that’s it. The only way to interpret the meme as joke is to view homosexuality and homosexual acts as bad. It’s giving… “punching down down”.
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The richest man on earth owns X.
The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
October 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The richest man on earth owns X.
The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
The second richest man on earth is about to acquire TikTok and his family could soon own both Paramount and Warner Bros.
The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.
The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.
See the problem here?
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Moskowitz: We need $30 billion to extend, obviously, these healthcare subsidies, which allow Americans—Americans, not illegal—Americans, citizens, to afford healthcare.
And the president’s like, “We don’t have $30 billion, but I am going to send $40 billion to my dear friend in Argentina.”
And the president’s like, “We don’t have $30 billion, but I am going to send $40 billion to my dear friend in Argentina.”
October 20, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Moskowitz: We need $30 billion to extend, obviously, these healthcare subsidies, which allow Americans—Americans, not illegal—Americans, citizens, to afford healthcare.
And the president’s like, “We don’t have $30 billion, but I am going to send $40 billion to my dear friend in Argentina.”
And the president’s like, “We don’t have $30 billion, but I am going to send $40 billion to my dear friend in Argentina.”
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Can’t make it to the No Kings protest today, unfortunately. But I’m there in spirit. And by marriage (since my wife was able to make it). #NoKings #WeThePeople #Resist
October 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Can’t make it to the No Kings protest today, unfortunately. But I’m there in spirit. And by marriage (since my wife was able to make it). #NoKings #WeThePeople #Resist
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OK, this is great.
October 16, 2025 at 12:56 PM
OK, this is great.
“Intelligent Design” is proved automatically wrong every time I get sick. In related news, I have a cold. #IHateBeingSick
October 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
“Intelligent Design” is proved automatically wrong every time I get sick. In related news, I have a cold. #IHateBeingSick
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FACT CHECK: Prop 50 is temporary, proportional, and absolutely necessary.
It brings back the independent redistricting committee after the 2030 census and gives us the power we need NOW to stop Trump’s power grab.
Vote YES.
It brings back the independent redistricting committee after the 2030 census and gives us the power we need NOW to stop Trump’s power grab.
Vote YES.
October 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
FACT CHECK: Prop 50 is temporary, proportional, and absolutely necessary.
It brings back the independent redistricting committee after the 2030 census and gives us the power we need NOW to stop Trump’s power grab.
Vote YES.
It brings back the independent redistricting committee after the 2030 census and gives us the power we need NOW to stop Trump’s power grab.
Vote YES.