Matt the Knife
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Matt the Knife
@messerman.org
Proud father, lucky husband, decent improviser, experienced software engineer, avid reader, podcaster (Knights of the Rolled Table, Hacking the Grepson), gamer (single player).

Be kind, or shut up.

For legal reasons, this account is satire.
Everything changed when the Paper Towel Nation attacked.
November 14, 2025 at 11:54 PM
He probably thinks he’s “getting back” at the Dems or something, but - yeah, please, lock up everyone involved.
November 14, 2025 at 11:51 PM
This is a new one. #NotEnoughResources @bsky.app
November 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Do I even need to say anything about this bullshit?
October 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Tom Servo’s grandma is staring at me while I eat. #mst3k
September 30, 2025 at 3:09 AM
nerd_level++
August 14, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Literally could not be more clear without a big “FUCK OFF” sign to go with it.
August 7, 2025 at 5:51 AM
August 5, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Me: no it isn’t <Googles>

Oh, ok then.
July 18, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I’m very excited to be playing my Goblin Druid character, Branch, at our show - I love the little guy!
July 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN!!!!!
July 14, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Someday, I’m going to move to a cabin in the forest & never have to think about the BS that’s happening in this stupid country or the world at large, nor the idiots that run it, for another second.

I’m only disabled because society is broken. If everyone was just kind to each other we’d be fine!
July 13, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Our D&D podcast, "Knights of the Rolled Table" is performing at Comic-Con! Come see us Friday 7/25 @ noon in the Library for some improvised D&D fun!

More details here: sched.co/26z7T
July 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
My dog is adorable.
July 9, 2025 at 6:52 PM
July 3, 2025 at 12:40 AM
July 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Just had the best Balatro run to date! Orange-tier Ghost Deck - Burnt, Brainstorm, Swashbuckler, Gift Card, Blueprint, and Card Sharp jokers.

x2 upgrades (usually pair) every round, mult = sell total and +1 each sell amount each round (x2 after initial discard), and double x3 for repeat hands.
June 28, 2025 at 8:08 PM
[Nathan Fillion confused GIF]
June 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Seen at the San Diego parade
June 15, 2025 at 8:53 AM
San Diego was out in force today
June 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
June 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I'll also be performing with my fellow Knights of the Rolled Table podcasters on Friday @ the Comic-Con museum (www.comic-con.org/museum/event...).

(we'll also be performing at SDCC next month, but I'll share details about that, later)
June 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I'm doing some fun things this week, thought I'd share:

First, I'll be a guest on the Super Geeked Up 500th episode on Wednesday (supergeekedup.com).
June 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
June 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Apparently elves (like Nightshade) are Republicans. This is from Terry Pratchett's final Discworld book, "The Shepherd's Crown".

(reposted this observation I made back in 2016)
May 31, 2025 at 11:02 PM