birdo w/ devil horns πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
banner
mercurymn.bsky.social
birdo w/ devil horns πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
@mercurymn.bsky.social
460 followers 360 following 1.6K posts
mpls. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ and tired. teacher, abolitionist, ward 1 slut. he/him
Posts Media Videos Starter Packs
have you seen how many streets are in minneapolis?? what, you want the city to own plows?? and hire (and train??) people to drive them around five times a year?? that is going to cost millions and millions of dollars to maintain!! totally ridiculous!! cars can just stay put until the snow melts
not me tweeting β€œtackle football should be outlawed for minors” and the tweet resurfacing and sinking my campaign when i run for park board in 2041
ever think about how many children start showing up to school with broken limbs in late september and october cuz they started playing fall sports again and they’re destroying their bodies and getting concussions and shit

anyway
these people (β€œpeople”?) are absolutely fucking batshit
i actually think it’s pretty fair to judge a nazi by his nazi tattoo

if you actually believe he didn’t know for that many years, i have no words for you. you’re a mark. have fun being lied to.
years and years and years of having it. thousands upon thousands of days he displayed it at the gym, at the beach, wherever.

it’s been covered up for how many days? one? two? that makes it all better?
ever think about how many children start showing up to school with broken limbs in late september and october cuz they started playing fall sports again and they’re destroying their bodies and getting concussions and shit

anyway
speaking of shirtless politicians, state senator scott wiener is running for congress. nancy pelosi currently holds the seat. www.cbsnews.com/amp/sanfranc...
betsy hodges got third in 2017!! we can do it!! frey doesn’t have to be top two!!
Yeah the whole game there is to hope Jazz is a gateway drug to not rank Frey. I know it’s a pipe dream but it would be fun if the final round was between two of the not-Frey candidates.
lmao
After Jeff Merkeley (D-OR) spoke on the rise of fascism for nearly 23 hours, seven Democratic/Indie Senators vote to pass cloture on Trump nominee Bill Lewis to be District Judge of Middle Alabama. Waiting on roll call vote to know who voted yea.
if you’re going to support angie craig, fine. just be honest and say that you prefer a conservative DFLer.

if you have actual evidence that craig will do better statewide, i’d love to see it. her β€œoverperformance” in #MN02 has been overstated by many.
reminder:

peggy flanagan has won statewide twice.

angie craig has won statewide zero times.
angie craig doesn’t even do better than walz/flanagan **in #MN02**
in MN02:

2024: craig outperforms harris/walz (4 pts)

2022: walz/flanagan outperforms craig (2 pts)

2020: biden/harris outperforms craig (4 pts)

2018: craig outperforms walz/flanagan (1 pt)
reminder:

peggy flanagan has won statewide twice.

angie craig has won statewide zero times.
uhhhh never knew we were sheltering but thanks i guess

(should i not be Airplane Mode-ing while i teach?)
the β€œew i don’t want to see a political candidate shirtless!” sentiment that’s circulating right now is teaching me that i am very different from most people.

i wanna see. i almost always wanna see. sry
better late than never
release full-body nudes of your candidate before u launch. actually the optimal strategy
rookie campaign manager error: strip your insurgent candidates naked BEFORE u announce the campaign and raise millions of dollars
well until he’s dead OR until he’s 89 years old, i suppose
bernie sanders could have changed the entire tenor of american politics by choosing not to run for another six-year term in 2024 and encouraging other elderly progressives to follow him.

but nah, he wants to serve until he’s 89 years old.
bernie sanders could have changed the entire tenor of american politics by choosing not to run for another six-year term in 2024 and encouraging other elderly progressives to follow him.

but nah, he wants to serve until he’s 89 years old.
this race is so fucking clear
🏘️ Vote informed by seeing where city council candidates in Ward 7 stand on housing (4/5)
there is no reason why OTIC shouldn’t be spelling bee-eligible cmon
Reposted by birdo w/ devil horns πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
For the past few city elections I've made a little voter guide. I'm not expecting this to be helpful to people ~here~ however! If it is helpful to you to copy & paste this, update it, & share your faves with your friends who are not local politics sickos please do!

docs.google.com/document/d/1...
E.Wade's 2025 Minneapolis Voter Guide
E.Wade’s 2025 Minneapolis Voter Guide GENERAL INFORMATION Election Day Tuesday, November 4th Where do I vote? Find your polling place here. Registering to vote If you are not already registere...
docs.google.com
between the beaches, bars, and bathhouses, i am always gazing at new naked men, dozens upon dozens!!, and i cannot recall a single nazi tattoo on any of them. what % of the population has a nazi tattoo? surely 1% or less? i think it is extremely responsible to keep that <1% out of the U.S. senate. ❌
β€œLet him among you who is without a Nazi tattoo cast the first stone.” -The Bible
the incumbent gets an hourlong interview. the three top challengers get an hourlong interview … together. that they have to coordinate and agree on. seems fair and normal!

(also sen. fateh has a literal newborn child at home)
the one minute tours guy sat down with dewayne davis and jazz hampton for an group interview

he wrote: "Omar Fateh β€” the leading challenger β€” agreed to attend but didn't show up, leaving an empty chair and questions about his record."

www.youtube.com/watch?v=anZ7...
Is Minneapolis in Crisis? These Candidates for Mayor Face Off
YouTube video by John O'Sullivan
www.youtube.com
Reposted by birdo w/ devil horns πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ
heads up, this guy, Anders Folk, is running for Hennepin County Attorney & he is heavily supported by frey guys & DFL centrists.

plz plan on running to be a cd5 DFL delegate this spring so this guy doesn’t win the endorsement. exact date of convention is TBD, but everything starts at caucus Feb 3!