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My response to the Gremlins 3 news
Yup, it's Gremlins time. And then do I just put that? End voice-to-text.
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The president, who routinely lies about his weight, held an event with two top health officials (a TV doctor and a guy who had a worm in his brain). The event, centered on drugs that make it unnecessary to exercise to lose weight, was interrupted when one of the elderly men attending fainted.
holy shit -- one of Trump's toadies just passed out and the White House event is brought to an abrupt end
Why would anyone even bother to alter the photo?
He also seems to be agonizing over the idea that he's not going to Heaven. Like an evil toddler. Small comfort, but yeah, we take what we can get.
They always point out how the song "Monster Mash" doesn't actually play the song "The Monster Mash." Good thing, too. "Igor on chains backed by his baying hounds"? No way this wouldn't sound like shit.
I'm pretty sure this new ballroom is just to find Barron a bride.
Yes, yes, the message of the comic, but look at those poses! The back-supporting hands and arms in panel two. The dubious-but-listening cup guy in panel three. The "How about this?" fingers in panel five and its relative in panel eight.
One more, and I'd have to be the pope. :(
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I may never get to finish this Popeye collection, but soon my Tom the Dancing Bug will be complete!
I may never get to finish this Popeye collection, but soon my Tom the Dancing Bug will be complete!
"Wet" can mean at least two things. Both work.
Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
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The press won’t say the obvious truth about this: This is the illegal destruction of an iconic American landmark. An act of brazen and massive vandalism.
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New concept photo for the White House East Wing Ballroom just dropped
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Free 100% winning message for any Democratic presidential candidate:

“I will undo literally everything that asshole did, as quickly as possible, and prosecute the hell out of his accomplices. And him however and wherever we can.

Minute one: we bulldoze the old man’s stupid ballroom.”

WINNER.
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Where this weekend’s millions of protestors messed up was not sitting around at a diner in rural Pennsylvania waiting to be interviewed
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When the Big Macs finally do their job and Trump keels over dead, and mainstream media respectfully mourns him, remember Trump's video where he literally shits on Americans and then continue to party your asses off. It's going to be so fucking great.
I think I found those jewel heist guys.