melisser3 (all $42,030,324.00 of her)
@melisser3.bsky.social
film AND media studies?! in this economy?! // childfree catlady // climber of Inside Rocks // reader of Novels // bassist // knitter // shitpost appreciator
Pinned
www.bloomsbury.com
Happy Book Day to me & @kevinlferguson.bsky.social & please have your school's library grab a copy of GENERATION X from @bloomsburyacad.bsky.social
www.bloomsbury.com/us/generatio...
www.bloomsbury.com/us/generatio...
not reading any further just disappointed he didn't keep his promise tbh
November 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
not reading any further just disappointed he didn't keep his promise tbh
I screamed
Temu Joan Didion
The credulity.
November 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I screamed
:: tfw u want to wash yr new sweater but yr all out of Pain Itself ::
November 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
:: tfw u want to wash yr new sweater but yr all out of Pain Itself ::
IT HAPPENED AGAIN
"fuck this rocks wtf is it?"
For the past month the answer has been, "it's SPRINTS you moron"
open.spotify.com/track/7FzSzN...
"fuck this rocks wtf is it?"
For the past month the answer has been, "it's SPRINTS you moron"
open.spotify.com/track/7FzSzN...
Better
open.spotify.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:49 PM
IT HAPPENED AGAIN
"fuck this rocks wtf is it?"
For the past month the answer has been, "it's SPRINTS you moron"
open.spotify.com/track/7FzSzN...
"fuck this rocks wtf is it?"
For the past month the answer has been, "it's SPRINTS you moron"
open.spotify.com/track/7FzSzN...
I don't think it was that easy this was one that I just feel like I knew a lot (which is extremely rare) lol
November 14, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I don't think it was that easy this was one that I just feel like I knew a lot (which is extremely rare) lol
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never logging off this torment nexus
November 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
fuck you guys I just used Python for the first time in my entire life what the fuck
jon snow from game of thrones is holding a cell phone and asking what is this sorcery .
Alt: jon snow from game of thrones is holding a cell phone and asking what is this sorcery .
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
fuck you guys I just used Python for the first time in my entire life what the fuck
Happy Book Day to me & @kevinlferguson.bsky.social & please have your school's library grab a copy of GENERATION X from @bloomsburyacad.bsky.social
www.bloomsbury.com/us/generatio...
www.bloomsbury.com/us/generatio...
www.bloomsbury.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Happy Book Day to me & @kevinlferguson.bsky.social & please have your school's library grab a copy of GENERATION X from @bloomsburyacad.bsky.social
www.bloomsbury.com/us/generatio...
www.bloomsbury.com/us/generatio...
[live footage of us trying to come up with a vacation budget today]
a woman is sitting at a table in a living room talking to a man .
ALT: a woman is sitting at a table in a living room talking to a man .
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
[live footage of us trying to come up with a vacation budget today]
onion really biting that feedin' hand this month
November 12, 2025 at 12:46 PM
onion really biting that feedin' hand this month
I need a rug for my bedroom and learned about the magic of the "new with flaw" search on ebay you guys if this rug is nice this is a fucking steal will update
November 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I need a rug for my bedroom and learned about the magic of the "new with flaw" search on ebay you guys if this rug is nice this is a fucking steal will update
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made a new bff on my walk today
November 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
made a new bff on my walk today
omg
Ziwe: “Marry, f, kill: communism, socialism, capitalism”
Eric Adams: “I would marry capitalism. Israel.”
Eric Adams: “I would marry capitalism. Israel.”
November 8, 2025 at 3:15 AM
omg
wow for a party that doesn't back Mamdani the Dems sure are falling all over themselves to fundraise off his win
a woman says " i 'm sorry who are you again " next to another woman
ALT: a woman says " i 'm sorry who are you again " next to another woman
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
wow for a party that doesn't back Mamdani the Dems sure are falling all over themselves to fundraise off his win
I wrecked this on the first try and I've never been more ashamed 😬
November 7, 2025 at 2:39 PM
I wrecked this on the first try and I've never been more ashamed 😬
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great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
November 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"
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The arc of history is a foot-long, but it bends towards justice.
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
The arc of history is a foot-long, but it bends towards justice.
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barely a metaphor lmao
November 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
barely a metaphor lmao
oooh now I want a full list of women's names invented by novelists
a man is talking on a cell phone in a room with a door open .
ALT: a man is talking on a cell phone in a room with a door open .
media.tenor.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
oooh now I want a full list of women's names invented by novelists
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If any of the million people who were supposedly fleeing New York after a Mamdani win would like to give me their apartment I’m willing to brave the socialist hellscape the establishment was warning us about.
November 5, 2025 at 5:14 AM
If any of the million people who were supposedly fleeing New York after a Mamdani win would like to give me their apartment I’m willing to brave the socialist hellscape the establishment was warning us about.
I've promised myself I'll be in NY for The Big Party (you know the one) but I'm bummed I'm not there for this I'll bet tonight's a big fun night over there
November 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I've promised myself I'll be in NY for The Big Party (you know the one) but I'm bummed I'm not there for this I'll bet tonight's a big fun night over there
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I bet he can pronounce it now
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I bet he can pronounce it now
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i'll tell you what, i'm enjoying this night of making my haters my waiters at the table of success
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
i'll tell you what, i'm enjoying this night of making my haters my waiters at the table of success
explained to multiple students that they can't just go to any polling place which like..... I get it! feels like that should be a thing from their PoV!! but honestly mostly just delighted they're so excited to vote for the first time & pleased to help them figure it out 🥰
November 4, 2025 at 11:00 PM
explained to multiple students that they can't just go to any polling place which like..... I get it! feels like that should be a thing from their PoV!! but honestly mostly just delighted they're so excited to vote for the first time & pleased to help them figure it out 🥰