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IT WAS A DAY IN OUR NEAR FUTURE THE ERA OF THE CYBORG HAD BEGUN
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“It’s called LeChiffre-ing. Teens are strapping themselves down to bottomless chairs and absolutely demolishing each other’s balls with heavy ropes.”

#filmsky #movies #letterboxd
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December 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
“The President’s stamina is AMAZING. We’re talking at least a triple-digit number of pumps before he shoots. And when he does? By golly, it’s 4 thick, viscous ropes at a minimum. I mean, Christ, I can barely walk this morning. Just incredible.”

- Literally any Republican, unprompted
December 5, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Fuck now I have to rebuy all of these
This new exciting collection includes the original three Ninja movies starring martial arts legend Shô Kosugi: Enter the Ninja (1981), Revenge of the Ninja (1983), and Ninja III: The Domination (1984).

THE NINJA TRILOGY is now available to own in 4K UHD 📀: knlor.com/48vguIQ
December 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Parks on family game night
November 29, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I have activated the Chunky Cable Knit Protocol and I feel invincible
November 28, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I would like to gently remind all #RedSec jump leaders that if you are not good enough to survive after landing at Golf Course, do not fucking land your squad at Golf Course. 🎮
November 26, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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ghost garden
November 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
"You paid for the whole seat... but you'll only need THE EDGE", the usher tells me as he rips my ticket for Trolls World Tour.
November 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Was really hoping to load up on Silksong merch for my son for Christmas but christ almighty was that Fangamer release a colossal disappointment.
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I think the weirdest fucking thing ever is that in like 40 years, we’re going to see what Justin Long looks like when he’s 80 or whatever
November 26, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The paterfamilias gets to sip mulled wine out of the Star Trek III: The Search for Spock glass from Taco Bell.
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
On Thanksgiving we dine on only the finest dinnerware
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Watching Cape Fear for the first time and I can’t fucking believe what movie they are watching in the theater when DeNiro is smoking his cigar and laughing uncontrollably.
November 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Just sharing this again...I'm like 30 subscribers away from my goal for 2025 (free & paid). With losing my part-time job, I'd love to be able to focus on what I love while I figure out the rest. Any shares/subs would very much be appreciated. Thanks. 🖤
Anyway, in the wake of the job loss news, I just wanted to share my site because I’d love to get up to 365 subscribers for the year (free & paid) & if you dig what I do, maybe you’ll want to upgrade your subscription someday: from-the-desk-of-the-horror-chick.ghost.io

Shares appreciated- thx!
From the Desk of The Horror Chick
Heather Wixson explores horror, film, and pop culture, all while celebrating the creators, history, and artistry that keep the genre alive.
from-the-desk-of-the-horror-chick.ghost.io
November 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Anyway, in the wake of the job loss news, I just wanted to share my site because I’d love to get up to 365 subscribers for the year (free & paid) & if you dig what I do, maybe you’ll want to upgrade your subscription someday: from-the-desk-of-the-horror-chick.ghost.io

Shares appreciated- thx!
From the Desk of The Horror Chick
Heather Wixson explores horror, film, and pop culture, all while celebrating the creators, history, and artistry that keep the genre alive.
from-the-desk-of-the-horror-chick.ghost.io
November 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Next week, join us in hitting pause on buying from corporations that enable Trump’s fascist agenda: weaintbuyingit.com?utm_source=b...
November 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Join us for the next one, we're live on Twitch & YouTube every week!
November 22, 2025 at 6:45 PM
My favorite line from Jurassic Park 🎬
November 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Everyone is always “Spawn, Judgment Night, The Crow” but sleep on this soundtrack at your own peril
November 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
What’s a movie gag that never fails to get a chuckle from you?

The GOAT of movie farts
November 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
My favorite read from #NCBD
November 20, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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No film where someone pronounces “murder” as “moiduh” is entirely without merit.
November 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Change one letter and ruin a candy

Shittles
Change one letter and ruin a candy

Necro Wafers
Change one letter and ruin a candy

Gobsloppers
November 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM