Max Allen
@maxpower13124.bsky.social
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90s kid, recovering Mormon, NBA fan, lover of art and tattoos, big silly nerd. Be kind to everyone, except Nazis and homophobes. He/Him/His 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
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Very proud of Spokane today! No Kings! #NoKings
Cormac McCarthy is wildly overrated
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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I truly don’t get the appeal of podcasts having to be video now. Podcasts are at their very best when you’re doing something else, working out or playing videogames etc, and no good podcaster has ever been someone who should be shown on screen that’s just not how that works. It’s a goblin job.
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This looks fantastic
This is the trailer for the documentary I made about my family. It’s called

STILLER&MEARA: NOTHING IS LOST

IT OPENS October 17 in theaters and dreams October 24 on AppleTV+
Oh no! I completely missed you were coming to Spokane. I need to pay better attention to my favorite authors' tour schedules. I hope you enjoyed your time in our corner of the world.
I snagged this book from the library today after hearing Alan on the @zachlowenba.bsky.social podcast. I’m only a few chapters in and I’m loving it
Shameless/earnest plug 🚨alert🚨: STUPID TV, BE MORE FUNNY came out three months ago today. Connecting with you all about The Simpsons has been life-affirming. Thanks to everyone who's bought the book. And if you haven't, it's not too late to grab one. www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/alan-...
Hell yes! Shawn Hatosy is one of my all-time favorites and is always great
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Oh my god the payoff
It's seven years since we posted on Twitter about how kids kept coming into the library asking if we had any books about FORTNITE. We didn't back then, and we'd never heard of it so we tried asking what it was.
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this is damned impressive
They don’t know what song the DJ will play. Sometimes the dancer gets something they really know and it’s amazing — like this one where The D Soraki, a Japanese dancer who at the time was 19, got Diana Ross “I’m Coming Out” & hit every syncopated drum break. All freestyle, not choreography.
*Stares in property taxes*
That’s exactly what joe Biden proposed with a tax on unearned capital gains.
Are you proposing confiscating private property as a nice and easy way to reduce the wealth gap? Do you think that it is a legitimate means in a capitalist society?
Should a future Democrat President confiscate 10% of your property, and will you thank Trump for that if it happens?
There are no good billionaires
Want to use rich people like me to your advantage? Incent us to help those who need it the most. Lower corp taxes for comps that pay a min of $25 per hour. Lower corp taxes if employees get stock at the same pct as the CEO.

Bottom up incentives work. Dems never innovate. They bitch
It’s very cool that @tananarivedue.bsky.social is coming to my corner of the world! The Reformatory was great! I hope I’m able to make it
What the fuck are they waiting for? JFC
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Aug 4
U.S. Sen. Amy Klobuchar, D-Minn., denounces Trump tariffs and the firing of a senior Labor official, saying Trump needs to "get this under control" or Congress will "be a check on him."
Sen. Klobuchar says Congress must 'reassert' itself after weak jobs report
U.S. Sen. Amy Klobuchar, D-Minn., denounces Trump tariffs and the firing of a senior Labor official, saying Trump needs to "get this under control" or Congress will "be a check on him."
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I always knew Charles Entertainment Cheese was up to no good
A Chuck E. Cheese employee in full costume was arrested by Tallahassee officers for credit card fraud

www.tallahassee.com/story/news/l...
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Dude at work made a Mr. Miyagi reference and this kid was like “Who’s Mr. Miyagi?” And we were like “You don’t know who Mr. Miyagi is?!” And he goes “He sounds like a fake ass karate teacher” and I said “Brother you ain’t gonna believe this shit”