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Crooked Union Guy

@peezytx.bsky.social

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Gov’t name: Pat Sirois. Comedian/Co-Host of The Lie, Cheat & Steal podcast

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Crooked Union Guy @peezytx.bsky.social · Sep 2

These are the dumbest thoughts and ideas I’ve ever heard (a list in no particular order that I will add to as new entries occur to me):

1) when right wing media wants to paint Bernie Sanders as a super rich elite so they mention those 3 little ass house be owns

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Crooked Union Guy @peezytx.bsky.social · 20h

Hanging out with daredevil when he’s Matt Murdock and just farting like crazy

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Crooked Union Guy @peezytx.bsky.social · 20h

Watching Swamp Thing 2 and your boy is Heather Lock-leering at them tiddies dawg

Crooked Union Guy @peezytx.bsky.social · 20h

This puppies old tweets bout to resurface

Bonnie-stand strong for democracy! @jugeebear.bsky.social · 1d

Crooked Union Guy @peezytx.bsky.social · 20h

Remembering that time in my early 20’s when I fell in love with this girl because she used the phrase “jumping the shark”

Crooked Union Guy @peezytx.bsky.social · 21h

Haley Joel Ostrirch

Crooked Union Guy @peezytx.bsky.social · 1d

Why is the media focusing on population centers with upwards of millions of people??

Crooked Union Guy @peezytx.bsky.social · 1d

The bar that’s 40 feet from my house fuckin sucks haha

Crooked Union Guy @peezytx.bsky.social · 1d

AUSTIN TEJAS BAYBEE #nokings

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Crooked Union Guy @peezytx.bsky.social · 1d

Pulling up 30 minutes late to No Kings

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Crooked Union Guy @peezytx.bsky.social · 1d

!!!

Crooked Union Guy @peezytx.bsky.social · 1d

Costume idea

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Crooked Union Guy @peezytx.bsky.social · 1d

Thought this dude had a speech impediment but he was just from Italy

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Crooked Union Guy @peezytx.bsky.social · 2d

I would imagine that there has been tow truck called to pull a cybertuck out of a stock pond on a private ranch and the story gets retold as it being accident

Crooked Union Guy @peezytx.bsky.social · 2d

Deeply stupid and weak men doing some real dumb shit

Crooked Union Guy @peezytx.bsky.social · 3d

Elon musk has done much worse and far dumber things but saying that the cyber truck could “for a short distance, double as a boat” is some out of the park stupid and insane shit. Everything from the statement itself to the delusion needed to say it just blows my mind every time I remember it

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Crooked Union Guy @peezytx.bsky.social · 3d

What if 7 pack of tall boys?

Crooked Union Guy @peezytx.bsky.social · 6d

Universal justifiable disrespect

Crooked Union Guy @peezytx.bsky.social · 7d

They should make a new kind of cheese where you don’t eat all of it before you use it for sandwiches

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Crooked Union Guy @peezytx.bsky.social · 8d

Zyntropy

Crooked Union Guy @peezytx.bsky.social · 9d

*rubs belly* yeah I got your beer hall putsch right here

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🕯️ Crowley Rae Jepsen 🕯️ @mags.colvett.online · 10d

Feel like I’ve been hearing jokes all my life about how L.L.Bean stands for “Ladies Love Bean” or “Live Laugh Bean” or whatever, but nothing is funnier than the stone-cold fact that its founder’s name was Leon Leonwood Bean

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Crooked Union Guy @peezytx.bsky.social · 11d

Goddamn. Yeah this is more tense

Crooked Union Guy @peezytx.bsky.social · 11d

Hahahahahahaha like “the stakes are just so high man”

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Crooked Union Guy @peezytx.bsky.social · 11d

Watching that Task show and it’s pretty dope. I wanna keep watching but there is a twist at the end of the first episode that is just stressful lol like the idea of having to deal with what happened in real life made me want to smoke a cig and pace

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Crooked Union Guy @peezytx.bsky.social · 12d

I DM’d Tilly Norwood and she replied back. Quick. 😉