Crooked Union Guy
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Gov’t name: Pat Sirois. Comedian/Co-Host of The Lie, Cheat & Steal podcast
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These are the dumbest thoughts and ideas I’ve ever heard (a list in no particular order that I will add to as new entries occur to me):
1) when right wing media wants to paint Bernie Sanders as a super rich elite so they mention those 3 little ass house be owns
1) when right wing media wants to paint Bernie Sanders as a super rich elite so they mention those 3 little ass house be owns
Leaning into Unc status on the jobsite and explaining to this 22 year old that if you’re gonna drink the night before work you shouldn’t send a video of you hammered to the group chat with your foreman in it saying that you’re about to drive to work and that if you make it “its a miracle”
December 4, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Leaning into Unc status on the jobsite and explaining to this 22 year old that if you’re gonna drink the night before work you shouldn’t send a video of you hammered to the group chat with your foreman in it saying that you’re about to drive to work and that if you make it “its a miracle”
If my dad ever tries to give me advice I’ll be like “umm yeah like I’m gonna take advice from the guy who couldn’t go to the store for cigarettes without getting lost for 25 years? LMAO sure bud”
lol Like I hope I see him and he tries to give me advice. Like I wish he would
lol Like I hope I see him and he tries to give me advice. Like I wish he would
December 4, 2025 at 5:02 AM
If my dad ever tries to give me advice I’ll be like “umm yeah like I’m gonna take advice from the guy who couldn’t go to the store for cigarettes without getting lost for 25 years? LMAO sure bud”
lol Like I hope I see him and he tries to give me advice. Like I wish he would
lol Like I hope I see him and he tries to give me advice. Like I wish he would
Bro they’re working late nights censoring the hell outta them Epstein files lol
December 4, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Bro they’re working late nights censoring the hell outta them Epstein files lol
I heard an ad on a podcast that was marketed to a demographic different than my own. This country is going to shit 😡
December 3, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I heard an ad on a podcast that was marketed to a demographic different than my own. This country is going to shit 😡
I don’t know what I was expecting from the conclusion of a show like The Chair Company but that season finale kind of fell apart
December 1, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I don’t know what I was expecting from the conclusion of a show like The Chair Company but that season finale kind of fell apart
Presenting video evidence in court and it’s in portrait mode and there’s a CapCut tag at the end
December 1, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Presenting video evidence in court and it’s in portrait mode and there’s a CapCut tag at the end
My favorite genre of divorced MAGA dad shit post is when they act like all they gotta do is make a few phone calls and they can activate a sleeper cell of other divorced conservative dads and they’ll mobilize and single handedly take over “liberal” cities LMAO like bitch call and talk to your kids
November 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
My favorite genre of divorced MAGA dad shit post is when they act like all they gotta do is make a few phone calls and they can activate a sleeper cell of other divorced conservative dads and they’ll mobilize and single handedly take over “liberal” cities LMAO like bitch call and talk to your kids
As a dap enthusiast with a deep appreciation for the many regional varieties of handshakes across America I legit get choked up every time I see Zohran Mamdani effortlessly nail a solid ass dap with a working class New Yorker.
There’s also some important stuff in this video about small business
There’s also some important stuff in this video about small business
Soon small businesses won’t have to wait for Small Business Saturday to get attention from their Mayor.
Some changes that they can look forward to:
Some changes that they can look forward to:
November 30, 2025 at 6:49 AM
As a dap enthusiast with a deep appreciation for the many regional varieties of handshakes across America I legit get choked up every time I see Zohran Mamdani effortlessly nail a solid ass dap with a working class New Yorker.
There’s also some important stuff in this video about small business
There’s also some important stuff in this video about small business
Fist bumped a dude with knuckles so dry I swear to god I felt them shits scrape against mine
November 30, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Fist bumped a dude with knuckles so dry I swear to god I felt them shits scrape against mine
I watched this food show about ramen and the dude said “the only rule of ramen is that there are no rules” and I just do not feel that’s true at all.
November 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I watched this food show about ramen and the dude said “the only rule of ramen is that there are no rules” and I just do not feel that’s true at all.
If some guy tells you that masculinity is in crisis right now what he’s actually telling you is that he is personally experiencing a crisis with his own masculinity. A real man wouldn’t notice a masculinity crisis because real men don’t notice things. Be a man. Be oblivious.
November 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
If some guy tells you that masculinity is in crisis right now what he’s actually telling you is that he is personally experiencing a crisis with his own masculinity. A real man wouldn’t notice a masculinity crisis because real men don’t notice things. Be a man. Be oblivious.
Sealing Charlie Kirk’s soul in hell by reading a spell from the Neckronomicon
November 29, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Sealing Charlie Kirk’s soul in hell by reading a spell from the Neckronomicon
Filling a zyn pack with these bad boys and handing them out Willy nilly
November 29, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Filling a zyn pack with these bad boys and handing them out Willy nilly
I met your mother at a fight club. She beat my ass. First rule is I can’t talk about it.
November 29, 2025 at 5:37 AM
I met your mother at a fight club. She beat my ass. First rule is I can’t talk about it.
Put God first?? I’m sorry but this mf got enough juice already
November 29, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Put God first?? I’m sorry but this mf got enough juice already
You never see a flat bill A&M hat
November 29, 2025 at 4:03 AM
You never see a flat bill A&M hat
I would get absolutely smacked off a pre-roll and take this to the head while watching YouTube videos about the Bronze Age collapse
My fiancée’s family has the most wonderful post-Thanksgiving tradition I lovingly refer to as the pastrami pile
November 29, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I would get absolutely smacked off a pre-roll and take this to the head while watching YouTube videos about the Bronze Age collapse
I can say that because some of my best Fridays are black
November 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I can say that because some of my best Fridays are black
I don’t own a home but everywhere I go in the city I walk in dapping up damn near 30 people like the restaurant scene in Goodfellas so that’s cool
November 29, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I don’t own a home but everywhere I go in the city I walk in dapping up damn near 30 people like the restaurant scene in Goodfellas so that’s cool
Shoes go hard as hell. Outta this world, crazy invention 10/10. Get you a pair
November 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Shoes go hard as hell. Outta this world, crazy invention 10/10. Get you a pair
From the guys who who brought you “Not releasing the names of child sex traffickers” & “not releasing the job numbers or the GDP” we bring you the new smash hit “Alcoholic former TV host commits outright murder”
It’s another beautiful day here in America, an empire past the point of rapid decline™️
It’s another beautiful day here in America, an empire past the point of rapid decline™️
November 29, 2025 at 12:07 AM
From the guys who who brought you “Not releasing the names of child sex traffickers” & “not releasing the job numbers or the GDP” we bring you the new smash hit “Alcoholic former TV host commits outright murder”
It’s another beautiful day here in America, an empire past the point of rapid decline™️
It’s another beautiful day here in America, an empire past the point of rapid decline™️
Pulling up to a street fight with like 7 Waymo’s parked behind me tryna front like I got a squad
November 28, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Pulling up to a street fight with like 7 Waymo’s parked behind me tryna front like I got a squad
Quan Millz novel covers on cereal boxes call that shit General Quan Millz
November 28, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Quan Millz novel covers on cereal boxes call that shit General Quan Millz
My long term plan in entertainment is that one of my famous friends will get a project one day and they’ll have a weird ass drug dealer character they need to cast and my phone will ring
November 28, 2025 at 4:30 AM
My long term plan in entertainment is that one of my famous friends will get a project one day and they’ll have a weird ass drug dealer character they need to cast and my phone will ring
Drug counseling should include a thing about how my story is cooler than yours and you should shut up
November 27, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Drug counseling should include a thing about how my story is cooler than yours and you should shut up