Crooked Union Guy
@peezytx.bsky.social
Gov’t name: Pat Sirois. Comedian/Co-Host of The Lie, Cheat & Steal podcast
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These are the dumbest thoughts and ideas I’ve ever heard (a list in no particular order that I will add to as new entries occur to me):
1) when right wing media wants to paint Bernie Sanders as a super rich elite so they mention those 3 little ass house be owns
1) when right wing media wants to paint Bernie Sanders as a super rich elite so they mention those 3 little ass house be owns
Not the Michael Chrichtussy
November 17, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Not the Michael Chrichtussy
I’m just a 40 year old millennial man on his second weightlifitng beer asking you to appreciate the sheer brilliance of any number of Eminem verses from the early 2000s
November 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I’m just a 40 year old millennial man on his second weightlifitng beer asking you to appreciate the sheer brilliance of any number of Eminem verses from the early 2000s
Had a bottle of tajin go missing at the crib so I tried to make my own and nope imma leave that to them
November 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Had a bottle of tajin go missing at the crib so I tried to make my own and nope imma leave that to them
This movie but it’s about a crackhead who gets a bike but wasn’t supposed to
November 16, 2025 at 6:26 AM
This movie but it’s about a crackhead who gets a bike but wasn’t supposed to
Occasionally a crackhead will come into possession of a bike and it opens up a chaotic and unstable branch timeline that will ultimately collapse in 6-24 hours
November 16, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Occasionally a crackhead will come into possession of a bike and it opens up a chaotic and unstable branch timeline that will ultimately collapse in 6-24 hours
Real baby shoes, never worn level of storytelling going on here
November 16, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Real baby shoes, never worn level of storytelling going on here
Had a true crime doc playing in the background while I cleaned the house and was unaware that it ended and a new one started and I was like damn this dude killed a *bunch* of people
November 16, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Had a true crime doc playing in the background while I cleaned the house and was unaware that it ended and a new one started and I was like damn this dude killed a *bunch* of people
Was gonna go get a beer at the bar that kinda sucks that’s 40 feet from my house but decided instead to close my move ring for the day and walk and get beer from the corner store by my house that also kinda sucks. Support the local small businesses in your neighborhood even if they kinda suck
November 16, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Was gonna go get a beer at the bar that kinda sucks that’s 40 feet from my house but decided instead to close my move ring for the day and walk and get beer from the corner store by my house that also kinda sucks. Support the local small businesses in your neighborhood even if they kinda suck
Gambit was always my favorite member of the X-men. As a white boy with a little bit of motion it felt good to see myself represented in media
November 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Gambit was always my favorite member of the X-men. As a white boy with a little bit of motion it felt good to see myself represented in media
White culture is having a female relative who says she’s allergic to computers
November 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
White culture is having a female relative who says she’s allergic to computers
Fixin to watch Bugonia
November 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Fixin to watch Bugonia
Give it up for me main man Jesse Plemons aka The Plempire State Building aka Plemical Warfare aka My Plemical Romance aka Noplember Rain
November 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Give it up for me main man Jesse Plemons aka The Plempire State Building aka Plemical Warfare aka My Plemical Romance aka Noplember Rain
My foreman is 5’2” and I’ve been calling him Lil’ Foreman
November 14, 2025 at 6:20 PM
My foreman is 5’2” and I’ve been calling him Lil’ Foreman
Burlington Throat Factory
November 14, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Burlington Throat Factory
Croissant as a surname
November 14, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Croissant as a surname
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to quote @peezytx.bsky.social, new york city is america's doorknob
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
to quote @peezytx.bsky.social, new york city is america's doorknob
I like how every now and then you see a car on fire
November 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I like how every now and then you see a car on fire
Lmao yeah don’t start thinking this way
November 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Lmao yeah don’t start thinking this way
I try to give more nuanced criticisms of Trump than just he’s orange but like…it’s wild this hasn’t been a bigger deal. Like I feel like if this occurred at another point in history we as a people would have been like “No, the spray tan guy can’t be president” but we just let that shit slide…twice
November 12, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I try to give more nuanced criticisms of Trump than just he’s orange but like…it’s wild this hasn’t been a bigger deal. Like I feel like if this occurred at another point in history we as a people would have been like “No, the spray tan guy can’t be president” but we just let that shit slide…twice
I’m scared that I’m gonna buy that really expensive gum
November 11, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I’m scared that I’m gonna buy that really expensive gum
I got nothing but respect for somebody with an Astroturf yard
November 11, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I got nothing but respect for somebody with an Astroturf yard
My favorites smell is clean apartment that weed just got smoked in
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
My favorites smell is clean apartment that weed just got smoked in
Now that we’re broken up I can say this but my ex used to follow this gay reels sketch guy on IG and show me his videos all the time and he was painfully unfunny and all his shit was highly derivative of other funnier gay Instagram guys and I hated him but I would lie and be like “man…he’s good”
November 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Now that we’re broken up I can say this but my ex used to follow this gay reels sketch guy on IG and show me his videos all the time and he was painfully unfunny and all his shit was highly derivative of other funnier gay Instagram guys and I hated him but I would lie and be like “man…he’s good”
Wings: The Band The Beatles Could Have Been
November 11, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Wings: The Band The Beatles Could Have Been
Dude you’re drinking with:
I barely drink anymore
I barely drink anymore
November 11, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Dude you’re drinking with:
I barely drink anymore
I barely drink anymore