maxel tov!
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he/him. invert, tf@g, jew
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max3000.bsky.social
oh and how could I forget this one! if you've ever seen that old Tumblr post about the Eldritch One, Jolene, this version is basically that (but with original lyrics)

youtu.be/PSRe1F0G60w?...
max3000.bsky.social
Philip Roth invented heterosexual literature as an unfortunately successful attempt to escape the "Jew-sissy" box, all literature before him was at least a lil fruity
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
max3000.bsky.social
just applied for a j*b that required both my state gender AND my federal gender
Gender - State
Gender
Please select

Gender - Federal
Gender (for federal reporting purposes)
Please select
max3000.bsky.social
on this Coming Out Day, shout-out to the Reverend Richard Coles, formerly of the Communards, for one of the best comings-out of all time
Richard Coles first came out as gay to his mother, in 1978, when he was 16. He played her the Tom Robinson Band's "Glad to Be Gay" four times, before she said "Darling, are you trying to tell me something?"[
max3000.bsky.social
never but if I get tickets for the Rush concert next year I will strongly consider it for bathroom purposes 😅
dilfkink.kindboys.online
question to all my fellow trans men: how many of you "girlmode," that is to say, presenting as a girl in certain contexts when you've already started your transition?
max3000.bsky.social
it'd been probably a decade since I'd thought about this band/singer, and literally yesterday a random tiktok had me telling my spouse about it 🤯 extremely uncanny timing
max3000.bsky.social
HIGHLY recommend joining some sort of in-person knitting community, or at learning with your most experienced knitter friend. it really helps to have someone who can correct your mistakes 😅
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bendts2cents.bsky.social
Pretty sure that when you have giant frogs everywhere, God is very disappointed in how you are treating immigrants.
oregonian.com
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
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spindlypete.bsky.social
this sucks ass, man. every day is such a huge bummer now. can somebody deal with the problems please
max3000.bsky.social
in honor of Krasznahorkai's Nobel, here's a picture of the building Korin from War & War stays in when he's in New York (from the time I happened to be in the relevant neighborhood while reading the book)
A New York building
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scumbelievable.bsky.social
Eight thousand iterations of this discourse later, there is no political utility in calling fascists fat. All you're doing is propping up the brutal hierarchy which lets people like them work up from deniable social torture to state violence.
max3000.bsky.social
show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie
A shirt with cute rubber ducks on it and the text: 
M R DUCKS
M R NOT
O S M R
C M WANGS
L I B
M R DUCKS
max3000.bsky.social
10 horror movies to get to know me by

☎️ Skinamarink
🫎Evil Dead 2
👁️The Beyond
🔩Tetsuo: The Iron Man
📼Videodrome
🫙Bride of Frankenstein
🚗Titane
👽Attack the Block
🏜️The Outwaters
🩸Braindead (aka Dead-Alive)
scumbelievable.bsky.social
10 horror movies to get to know me by

🦇Bram Stoker's Dracula
✝️The Devils
🍼Rosemary's Baby
👻The Medium
👫Possession
📹Lost Highway
💉Audition
🐸The Wicker Man ('73)
⚫Under the Skin
♦️The Neon Demon
tiffmorris.bsky.social
10 horror movies to get to know me by
🪡 May
🩸 Nosferatu '22
🩸 Nosferatu the Vampyre
🩸 Nosferatu ‘24
🌸 Midsommar
💀 Blood Quantum
🩰 Suspiria '77
🐝 Candyman
🐅 Manhunter
🌲 Antichrist
max3000.bsky.social
is it halakhically acceptable to wave a lemon and a leek from my fridge under a blanket fort in my living room bc this is just Too Much
max3000.bsky.social
the timing of Sukkot is absurd, who thought we needed a weeklong holiday literally right after the high holy days??
max3000.bsky.social
how do you turn "adjunct instructor at 5 different colleges over the past 8 years, with a 2-year period of actual full employment at another college in the middle" into brief coherent bullet points????
max3000.bsky.social
trying to turn an academic CV into a resume suitable for applying to non-academic jobs is pure hell lol
max3000.bsky.social
cancelable take apparently but I really liked breaking bad but found the first season of better call saul so excruciatingly dull that I never bothered with the rest of it
max3000.bsky.social
36 years old and I don't really know the difference between Pokemon and Mario
hannahfearn.bsky.social
Inspired by a post I just saw in which someone admitted they hadn’t seen a single episode of Friends nor the film Love Actually… what cultural hole do you have that’s a bit weird for your generation?

I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.
max3000.bsky.social
every transition is a miracle
max3000.bsky.social
if u take lactaid before consuming dairy, ur guts will be much happier even tho you've always been skeptical of your spouse's contention that ur probably a little lactose intolerant
waiterich.bsky.social
What’s your favorite food fact that is true but sounds totally made up?

I’ll start: about half of the mushrooms produced across the United States of America each year (more than 300 million pounds of mushrooms in recent years) are produced in *one county* in Pennsylvania.
max3000.bsky.social
but also, go to movies and concerts alone! this is something I've always done occasionally, but I swear it gets better with age
max3000.bsky.social
if you've been mostly able-bodied up to now, start expecting physical decline 😅 last fall I wrenched my back lifting something that wasn't even heavy, and spent like 3 days supine
essencesimmone.blacksky.app
Those who are 35+, what advice do you have for people just entering their 30s?