matt
@mattsaysstuff.bsky.social
dumbass
tech interests, been 8 years since i worked software tho
2 years since I got out of comic books
love reading magazines for flavor but my heart is w centrist rags like the NYT/economist
low brow dude movies, streaming/tv
tech interests, been 8 years since i worked software tho
2 years since I got out of comic books
love reading magazines for flavor but my heart is w centrist rags like the NYT/economist
low brow dude movies, streaming/tv
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Reminder that the thing you’re fundamentally buying when you subscribe to The Verge is our ethics policy: we don’t do brand deals and pretend they’re reviews and we insist companies (and the White House) be on the record if they want quotes in our stories. Worth it! www.theverge.com/ethics-state...
November 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Reminder that the thing you’re fundamentally buying when you subscribe to The Verge is our ethics policy: we don’t do brand deals and pretend they’re reviews and we insist companies (and the White House) be on the record if they want quotes in our stories. Worth it! www.theverge.com/ethics-state...
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More murder, less justice
A chapter in Hegseth’s book is literally titled “More Lethality, Less Lawyers.”
It’s almost as if there were signs!
It’s almost as if there were signs!
November 29, 2025 at 3:51 AM
More murder, less justice
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ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
November 29, 2025 at 6:07 AM
ME: (shivering, stripped naked and tied to a chair) Drag queens have pretty privilege…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
CIA AGENT: Again. Do another.
ME: Please, I can’t, I—
CIA AGENT: (dousing me with a bucket of ice water) Another take! Hotter!
ME: (sobbing) Dating someone who needs glasses is a predatory power imbalance…
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You can fit a 65 inch tv into the back of a 97 Suzuki Sidekick it turns out.
November 29, 2025 at 2:26 AM
You can fit a 65 inch tv into the back of a 97 Suzuki Sidekick it turns out.
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I guess it’s clear why the lawmakers needed to make that video
November 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I guess it’s clear why the lawmakers needed to make that video
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nothing more reassuring than a flight delayed for a software update
November 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM
nothing more reassuring than a flight delayed for a software update
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🖼️ Jessica Roux
November 29, 2025 at 10:06 AM
🖼️ Jessica Roux
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calmly explaining why we shouldn't bomb random venezuelan boats to people who argued we should torture random iraqis and then won an election by saying they were against a war they advocated for
November 29, 2025 at 4:35 AM
calmly explaining why we shouldn't bomb random venezuelan boats to people who argued we should torture random iraqis and then won an election by saying they were against a war they advocated for
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raisins have been ruining my life lately i feel called out
November 29, 2025 at 6:36 AM
raisins have been ruining my life lately i feel called out
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I just watched Star Wars soup to nuts, on network television no less. With commercials. Good old fashioned fun. Darth may be the greatest heavy.
a man is looking up at darth vader who says " i find your lack of true ... disturbing "
ALT: a man is looking up at darth vader who says " i find your lack of true ... disturbing "
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I just watched Star Wars soup to nuts, on network television no less. With commercials. Good old fashioned fun. Darth may be the greatest heavy.
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getting the onion newspaper is worth it alone for the ads
November 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
getting the onion newspaper is worth it alone for the ads
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“Black Friday,” Stephen miller yells, getting redder and redder, “will be replaced with White Friday.”
November 28, 2025 at 1:38 PM
“Black Friday,” Stephen miller yells, getting redder and redder, “will be replaced with White Friday.”
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I got to watch my sister’s boyfriend learn about Krampus
Sister’s boyfriends are exactly the kind of people who don’t know about Krampus
Sister’s boyfriends are exactly the kind of people who don’t know about Krampus
November 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I got to watch my sister’s boyfriend learn about Krampus
Sister’s boyfriends are exactly the kind of people who don’t know about Krampus
Sister’s boyfriends are exactly the kind of people who don’t know about Krampus
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
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got my first Steam payment and HOT DAMN THEY TAKE A LOT OF YOUR MONEY HUH
November 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
got my first Steam payment and HOT DAMN THEY TAKE A LOT OF YOUR MONEY HUH
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My pho guy closes his shop on Black Friday every year and just cooks hibachi out front all day for anyone that wants it for free
November 28, 2025 at 6:18 PM
My pho guy closes his shop on Black Friday every year and just cooks hibachi out front all day for anyone that wants it for free
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I do go on and on about how all media is becoming QVC but Amazon making its NFL pregame squad pitch PS5 Black Friday deals really hammering the point home
November 28, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I do go on and on about how all media is becoming QVC but Amazon making its NFL pregame squad pitch PS5 Black Friday deals really hammering the point home
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OK, who narced?
November 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
OK, who narced?
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
What a great headline
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I just got jumped at the mall by 6 white women black friday is back baby
November 28, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I just got jumped at the mall by 6 white women black friday is back baby
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"I had always hoped that this land might become a safe and agreeable asylum to the virtuous and persecuted part of mankind, to whatever nation they might belong." .. (George Washington).. (Cartoon Dave Granlund).. #trump #maga #immigration
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
"I had always hoped that this land might become a safe and agreeable asylum to the virtuous and persecuted part of mankind, to whatever nation they might belong." .. (George Washington).. (Cartoon Dave Granlund).. #trump #maga #immigration
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Bears beat the Lions in OT, 45 years ago today. I remember this like it was yesterday.
November 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Bears beat the Lions in OT, 45 years ago today. I remember this like it was yesterday.
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putting on my favorite thanksgiving holiday film — sam raimi's spider-man
November 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
putting on my favorite thanksgiving holiday film — sam raimi's spider-man
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I took a bit of everything for Thanksgiving dinner.
November 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I took a bit of everything for Thanksgiving dinner.
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Homeland Security doesn’t grasp the fact that the first Thanksgiving was about making “room at the table” for European “invaders.”
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Homeland Security doesn’t grasp the fact that the first Thanksgiving was about making “room at the table” for European “invaders.”