matt🎃Pez
@mattpez.bsky.social
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Insatiable Optimist Trans women are women Trans men are men Not straight (bisexual), not binary, not monogamous. DMs open to anyone kind. He/Them
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I asked my mum to paint me a picture. I'm so happy with it.
A vase of pink flowers against a blue background, on a table, two books are also in the table
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i don't want to know what this is about. this post is already too much.
mattpez.bsky.social
preciously rare in our politics at the moment
mattpez.bsky.social
he jumped up on a neighbours shed, but i was on a work meeting at that moment!
mattpez.bsky.social
I did try. Best I got was ears.
Ears of a fox in my garden
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Massive fox in my tiny garden!!!
mattpez.bsky.social
Interesting hearing these old men actors who are married to 30 ish year olds regretting they never married Dianne Keaton.

I say interesting it's kinda more pathetic than interesting.
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Show me an expression you see regularly
Madeleine Khan as Eunice in What's Up Doc
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haha i completely missed that!
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i kind of think the best revenge is treating them well, and embarrassing them into admitting the NHS is the greatest thing we've ever done
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oh bugger sorry 😕💜💜💜
mattpez.bsky.social
When working for a company that's shit it's good to remember they're all shit.
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A lot of people who consider themselves progressive and oppose racism and all that, seem very comfortable being derogatory about the working classes
mattpez.bsky.social
Chilli pesto pasta or vegan chilli if I've been watching Columbo.
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What's your favorite low effort meal?
mattpez.bsky.social
Literally. Awful aftertaste I'm now suffering through.
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Disappointing porridge
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Why is there no night Bluesky there was always night twitter
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I shall try and understand this tomorrow 😁
mattpez.bsky.social
I like you you're still awake 😁
mattpez.bsky.social
So clothes are the problem
mattpez.bsky.social
I think I always come away from the pub slightly disappointed I didn't pull even though I wasn't trying to but it's always a possibility isn't it so when it didn't happen the possibility is over. Is that anything?
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I'm not sure, it might be more than I think