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Furball Dad to Ava Tiramisu and Oliver Granola. Stylish nerd.
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When I was a teenager, my parents didn’t want me to watch a certain movie. I was “impressionable.” They were correct. To this day, it’s still my favorite.

My ex almost destroyed me. Almost.

I began therapy on October 10th, 2024.

I seized the day.
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November 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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A small reminder from your feline friend 🐈‍⬛🤍
November 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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When I was a kid, the only time I was allowed to curse was when I said “Yippee Ki‐Yay, Motherfucker.”
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
The best thing about going to work at 5 am is being done at 1 pm.

I may even take a nap.
November 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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Fuck you Kim Davis
November 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn its landmark decision that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide
Supreme Court Rejects Call To Overturn Its Decision Legalizing Same-sex Marriage Nationwide
The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn its landmark decision that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide.
www.huffpost.com
November 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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This is Shadow May, a gorgeous girl I photographed at her foster home today. She is so sweet and available for adoption in Burlington, VT! www.hsccvt.org/Cats#sl_embe...
November 10, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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still wild how many companies/media organizations/thought leaders etc. seem to be operating under the assumption this guy and his movement have the mandate of the American people when it's clear that most of us hate him
Trump getting booed at the Commanders game
November 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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This week has been a long year. But you know what to do. 😍
September 13, 2025 at 2:52 AM
@shinery.bsky.social As if he could be any hotter 🥵
Jonathan Bailey: truly the sexiest man alive
November 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Jonathan Bailey: truly the sexiest man alive
November 9, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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This morning, the president ordered states to not distribute full SNAP benefits for November, and demanded that states “undo” any benefits payments that have already been sent to working families for food.

Read our statement in response.
November 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
LL Bean’s Tall size is 6’1” to 6’3”.

Do they have an Extra Tall size?
November 9, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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Am I the only one who really wishes dogs could talk?
November 9, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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His only interests are starving people/making white children/ and lying
lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
It’s not even 11 am and I’ve already used the furballs’ full government names.

They are pure chaos this morning.
November 9, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I’m lounging in bed and heard a weird sound coming from the living room.

It is Ava snoring.
November 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Just don’t send a picture of it without asking, okay.
the triumphant tackle rises into sight
November 9, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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OutKast is inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame:

“We started in a little room. Great things start in little rooms”
November 9, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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oh so these people do pay attention to who politicians follow on social media, they just don’t care that the vice president follows a bunch of actual neo-nazis
Axios tried to bust James Talarico for following adult content creators on Instagram and I'm genuinely impressed by his campaign's response
November 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I have always hoped Very Close Friend™️ would steal my favorite hoodie.

I wasn’t expecting her to steal my favorite cologne first.
November 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Sometimes I still can’t believe that Oliver spent the first two days behind my couch.

And yet here he is now, three years later, sleeping comfortably, on his favorite blankie.
November 9, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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The bakery’s Thanksgiving shipping menu is here, it's a beautiful mix of new products and favorites from years past

(You will pry the pecan blondies from my cold, dead hands)

Shop: flourpowerny.com/collections/...
November 8, 2025 at 12:27 PM