Matt L
@mattl1.bsky.social
I'm here now. Go Pack.
"Third Amendment Lawyer," I once joked.
Blocker of AI slop merchants. Father of two under two, therefore on the brink of insanity. Or sanity.
"Third Amendment Lawyer," I once joked.
Blocker of AI slop merchants. Father of two under two, therefore on the brink of insanity. Or sanity.
This is bullshit. Everyone should reevaluate their preferences and tastes, developed over a lifetime and often based on cultural and environmental factors too numerous to list, based on MY more-refined palate.
Or maybe everyone should just eat what the fuck they want.
Or maybe everyone should just eat what the fuck they want.
i think everyone should eat the food that makes them happy :)
November 25, 2025 at 11:51 PM
This is bullshit. Everyone should reevaluate their preferences and tastes, developed over a lifetime and often based on cultural and environmental factors too numerous to list, based on MY more-refined palate.
Or maybe everyone should just eat what the fuck they want.
Or maybe everyone should just eat what the fuck they want.
Etta James, probably.
Merle Haggard was cool.
Merle Haggard was cool.
Who was the best opening act you've seen live?
November 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Etta James, probably.
Merle Haggard was cool.
Merle Haggard was cool.
Time is a flat circle.
November 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Time is a flat circle.
There's a sporting chance that he pulls an Elvis and dies on the shitter, it comes out, and I won't be able to go out in public for a week because I'll be unable to stop cackling like a maniac.
November 13, 2025 at 3:56 AM
There's a sporting chance that he pulls an Elvis and dies on the shitter, it comes out, and I won't be able to go out in public for a week because I'll be unable to stop cackling like a maniac.
I can't stop thinking about this.
November 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I can't stop thinking about this.
I have a few. It's been a life.
Rubinoff Vodka.
Captain Morgan.
Original Four Loko.
KD.
Fireman's 4. (Not their fault.)
Ouzo.
Goldschlager.
Rubinoff Vodka.
Captain Morgan.
Original Four Loko.
KD.
Fireman's 4. (Not their fault.)
Ouzo.
Goldschlager.
I have a few.... that have made me call Earl 🥴
November 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I have a few. It's been a life.
Rubinoff Vodka.
Captain Morgan.
Original Four Loko.
KD.
Fireman's 4. (Not their fault.)
Ouzo.
Goldschlager.
Rubinoff Vodka.
Captain Morgan.
Original Four Loko.
KD.
Fireman's 4. (Not their fault.)
Ouzo.
Goldschlager.
Drunkards and lechers. And probably a few Protestants
October 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Drunkards and lechers. And probably a few Protestants
"Dada wine all gone." - undoubtedly my child, 1
October 17, 2025 at 12:13 AM
"Dada wine all gone." - undoubtedly my child, 1
My favorite TX/OU Weekend pastime: counting the cars going the wrong way on Haskell.
October 11, 2025 at 1:08 AM
My favorite TX/OU Weekend pastime: counting the cars going the wrong way on Haskell.
Thinking about this line a lot lately.
October 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Thinking about this line a lot lately.
There aren't THAT many days that being a Packers fan in Dallas is particularly joyous (though more than being a Cowboys fan anywhere), but this is one of them.
August 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
There aren't THAT many days that being a Packers fan in Dallas is particularly joyous (though more than being a Cowboys fan anywhere), but this is one of them.
Reposted by Matt L
I am an American aquarium drinker; I assassin down the avenue.
August 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I am an American aquarium drinker; I assassin down the avenue.
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I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
July 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I hate when someone unearths my pube-autograph to the world's most famous pedophile while I'm dying of cankles
I do not understand why educators are not fighting this shit tooth and nail. My kids will be starting school in a few years, and I fear this junk will be forced on them from day one.
This just in:
Microsoft announces $4 billion for A.I. education, as tech giants race to embed their chatbots into teaching and learning.
www.nytimes.com/2025/07/09/b...
Microsoft announces $4 billion for A.I. education, as tech giants race to embed their chatbots into teaching and learning.
www.nytimes.com/2025/07/09/b...
Microsoft Pledges $4 Billion Toward A.I. Education
www.nytimes.com
July 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I do not understand why educators are not fighting this shit tooth and nail. My kids will be starting school in a few years, and I fear this junk will be forced on them from day one.
Two kids and one dog is harder than one kid and two dogs. Especially if all humans have a cold. And the youngest one has diarrhea.
And the dog gets bitey when a baby cries...
And the dog gets bitey when a baby cries...
July 3, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Two kids and one dog is harder than one kid and two dogs. Especially if all humans have a cold. And the youngest one has diarrhea.
And the dog gets bitey when a baby cries...
And the dog gets bitey when a baby cries...
Everything before the word "but" is bullshit.
Brooke Rollins: "Every day, USDA spends nearly $300 million on SNAP. $300 million! That's a huge government program. We're never gonna take food out of hungry kids' mouths, but ... "
July 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Everything before the word "but" is bullshit.
I've listened to "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" approximately 1,054 times in the last 24 hours. No idea why. Like, why the fuck.
Just want my 0 followers to know what's up.
Just want my 0 followers to know what's up.
July 2, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I've listened to "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" approximately 1,054 times in the last 24 hours. No idea why. Like, why the fuck.
Just want my 0 followers to know what's up.
Just want my 0 followers to know what's up.
Is the celebrity minor, or the interaction? Either way, I chatted briefly with Dustin Diamond at the Elbow Room.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Is the celebrity minor, or the interaction? Either way, I chatted briefly with Dustin Diamond at the Elbow Room.
Anyone got eyes on Dylan and McCartney?
June 11, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Anyone got eyes on Dylan and McCartney?
I think it's time to admit that my experience with Third Amendment law is EXTREMELY limited.
June 9, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I think it's time to admit that my experience with Third Amendment law is EXTREMELY limited.
Has to be Etta James.
Everyone else I can think of kinda pales in comparison.
Everyone else I can think of kinda pales in comparison.
Who was the best opening act you've seen live?
June 5, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Has to be Etta James.
Everyone else I can think of kinda pales in comparison.
Everyone else I can think of kinda pales in comparison.
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
I've had a busy day. Any news?
June 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I've had a busy day. Any news?
This is just me at a Dallas bar every time I say, "Dez didn't catch it."
What take would you choose to argue on jubilee with total confidence that you’d crush 20 opponents?
May 29, 2025 at 5:45 PM
This is just me at a Dallas bar every time I say, "Dez didn't catch it."
Fucking fuck. Fuck fucking every-fucking-thing.
May 25, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Fucking fuck. Fuck fucking every-fucking-thing.