Matatoes Lasagna
@matatoeslasagna.bsky.social
Nobody ever suspects the butterfly
Pinned
When this is all over, any truth and reconciliation report would have to reasonably conclude that this propaganda outlet cannot be allowed to continue
"Financialization of Accumulation".
No actual production, just vibes
Put that shit on the stock market under the ticker GRIFT
No actual production, just vibes
Put that shit on the stock market under the ticker GRIFT
The co-founder of Kalshi says: " The long-term vision is to financialize everything and create a tradable asset out of any difference in opinion."
December 3, 2025 at 11:32 PM
"Financialization of Accumulation".
No actual production, just vibes
Put that shit on the stock market under the ticker GRIFT
No actual production, just vibes
Put that shit on the stock market under the ticker GRIFT
No, they're saying "beaux!"
November 30, 2025 at 10:38 PM
No, they're saying "beaux!"
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Everything is shit but watching Kash shuck and jive while knowing damn well he's going to get shanked by the very people he's trying to endear himself to is funny to me
October 4, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Everything is shit but watching Kash shuck and jive while knowing damn well he's going to get shanked by the very people he's trying to endear himself to is funny to me
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He looks like someone microwaved Mel Gibson
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
He looks like someone microwaved Mel Gibson
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Why should I change my name when he’s the one who sucks
November 19, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Why should I change my name when he’s the one who sucks
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It’s 20 years since Ronaldinho ripped Real a new arsehole in the Clasico.
And the look on poor Iker Casillas’s face. Sometimes there’s nothing you can do but admire the artistry in front of your eyes…
And the look on poor Iker Casillas’s face. Sometimes there’s nothing you can do but admire the artistry in front of your eyes…
November 19, 2025 at 7:42 AM
It’s 20 years since Ronaldinho ripped Real a new arsehole in the Clasico.
And the look on poor Iker Casillas’s face. Sometimes there’s nothing you can do but admire the artistry in front of your eyes…
And the look on poor Iker Casillas’s face. Sometimes there’s nothing you can do but admire the artistry in front of your eyes…
A fun thing about YIMBY dorks is that they are incapable of scrutinizing the hyper capitalist economic model that treats housing as a service that can only be solved via free market principles rather than a human right that may be at odds with endless profit and rent seeking
A fun thing about single stair is that when you ask people defending the status quo on safety grounds to make a judgment call about whether the small buildings that would be allowed under the proposed reforms are more dangerous than the big ones we currently allow they get mad and refuse to answer.
A 100 unit per floor building at..let's say 800SF per unit = 80,000 NSF per floor
A 8 unit per floor at 800SF = 6,400 NSF per floor
Those are two fundamentally different building types, so I'm not sure they're apples to apples in any meaningful way
A 8 unit per floor at 800SF = 6,400 NSF per floor
Those are two fundamentally different building types, so I'm not sure they're apples to apples in any meaningful way
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
A fun thing about YIMBY dorks is that they are incapable of scrutinizing the hyper capitalist economic model that treats housing as a service that can only be solved via free market principles rather than a human right that may be at odds with endless profit and rent seeking
This is just Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis
rebranding this as Nobel Gases and it's a Nobel laureate and a comedian every time
November 13, 2025 at 1:22 AM
This is just Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis
Kinda sucks that @meganamram.bsky.social couldn't make it to do the "Today's the day Donald Trump finally became president" tweet.
That would have done numbers today
That would have done numbers today
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Kinda sucks that @meganamram.bsky.social couldn't make it to do the "Today's the day Donald Trump finally became president" tweet.
That would have done numbers today
That would have done numbers today
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"I could smell the onions and mustard"
November 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
"I could smell the onions and mustard"
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When I say I don't want to have kids but I still want to be involved in their lives, this is what I mean
November 1, 2025 at 2:22 PM
When I say I don't want to have kids but I still want to be involved in their lives, this is what I mean
Bobby Portis out there fighting imaginary demons
November 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Bobby Portis out there fighting imaginary demons
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i don't live in maine. i've never even been there. so i shouldn't have to hear about this guy anymore.
October 29, 2025 at 11:36 PM
i don't live in maine. i've never even been there. so i shouldn't have to hear about this guy anymore.
Man is still banging on about passing an examination high school gym teachers use to determine whether or not you have a concussion
Trump: AOC is low IQ. If you give her an IQ test, have her pass like the exams that I decided to take when I was at Walter Reed. Those are very hard…
The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..
The first couple of questions are easy. A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe..
October 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Man is still banging on about passing an examination high school gym teachers use to determine whether or not you have a concussion
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This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life
February 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
This is one of the funniest videos I've ever seen in my life
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There has to be a reckoning for this, for all of it. No more “look forward, not back” nonsense. Not this time. Those who ordered this evil shit, and those who carried those orders out *must* be held to account.
ICE drag girl out of car & body slam her to ground—then pin her face down & kneel on her neck.
"I'm 15!" she cries out. "I'm not resisting!"
Agents have now asked multiple area housing associations to unlock main doors—so they can go door to door.
Hoffman Estates, Illinois
"I'm 15!" she cries out. "I'm not resisting!"
Agents have now asked multiple area housing associations to unlock main doors—so they can go door to door.
Hoffman Estates, Illinois
October 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
There has to be a reckoning for this, for all of it. No more “look forward, not back” nonsense. Not this time. Those who ordered this evil shit, and those who carried those orders out *must* be held to account.
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Still firmly believe he won't finish a single season in Chapel Hill
April 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Still firmly believe he won't finish a single season in Chapel Hill
Rendering a class of humans as stateless refugees with no legal rights as a precursor to stripping protected status of all legal citizens is definitionally a tenet of fascism.
That the action currently only applies to non-whites is a huge tell of why Tom is not ready to call it what it is
That the action currently only applies to non-whites is a huge tell of why Tom is not ready to call it what it is
October 6, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Rendering a class of humans as stateless refugees with no legal rights as a precursor to stripping protected status of all legal citizens is definitionally a tenet of fascism.
That the action currently only applies to non-whites is a huge tell of why Tom is not ready to call it what it is
That the action currently only applies to non-whites is a huge tell of why Tom is not ready to call it what it is
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its cool that disney put themselves in a situation which will both anger the president and also piss off the majority of their subscribers. fuck up maxxing
September 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
its cool that disney put themselves in a situation which will both anger the president and also piss off the majority of their subscribers. fuck up maxxing
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what a haters buffet on the timeline tonight. Truly, bravo
September 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
what a haters buffet on the timeline tonight. Truly, bravo
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You could write a book about this photo. Everything about it is so fucking vulgar.
August 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
You could write a book about this photo. Everything about it is so fucking vulgar.