Matatoes Lasagna
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Nobody ever suspects the butterfly
"Fascism is capitalism in decay" in video form
December 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
"Fascism is capitalism in decay" in video form
Walking out of my Great Room and falling straight through the bifolding doors and into another dimension
December 3, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Walking out of my Great Room and falling straight through the bifolding doors and into another dimension
Trying to decide which toilet to shit in in my master coat bath
December 3, 2025 at 8:19 AM
Trying to decide which toilet to shit in in my master coat bath
He heard Shannon Sharp arguing with Skip Bayless about Maduro and that was good enough for him
December 3, 2025 at 6:19 AM
He heard Shannon Sharp arguing with Skip Bayless about Maduro and that was good enough for him
Pete Hegseth is the Lane Kiffin of the national security state
I haven't entirely parsed this take through but i feel it in my bones
I haven't entirely parsed this take through but i feel it in my bones
December 2, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Pete Hegseth is the Lane Kiffin of the national security state
I haven't entirely parsed this take through but i feel it in my bones
I haven't entirely parsed this take through but i feel it in my bones
Fingers crossed he goes out like Stan Chera
December 2, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Fingers crossed he goes out like Stan Chera
The tech revolution was our Cambrian explosion that yielded an entire taxonomy of really rich dumb guys
November 30, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The tech revolution was our Cambrian explosion that yielded an entire taxonomy of really rich dumb guys
The great irony being that any democratic politician hopeful who came out on the explicit platform of throwing the full weight of the state to punish these criminals would win in a landslide
November 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The great irony being that any democratic politician hopeful who came out on the explicit platform of throwing the full weight of the state to punish these criminals would win in a landslide
This is just "look forward, not backward" tilted on its side.
November 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
This is just "look forward, not backward" tilted on its side.
Lane Kiffin's commitment to the Icarus bit is incredible
November 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Lane Kiffin's commitment to the Icarus bit is incredible
Imagine going back to the 2004 super bowl and hearing, "one of these coaches will end their career getting stomped out at Carter Finley Stadium"
November 30, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Imagine going back to the 2004 super bowl and hearing, "one of these coaches will end their career getting stomped out at Carter Finley Stadium"
If you can't play every team in conference to definitively determine a winner then the conference is too big
November 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
If you can't play every team in conference to definitively determine a winner then the conference is too big
"Open bar means open bar," I scream at the bartender as the stitches keeping my brain in place are struggling to hold on
November 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
"Open bar means open bar," I scream at the bartender as the stitches keeping my brain in place are struggling to hold on
Regardless of outcome, Democrats need to stay on message.
The troops shouldn't be on the streets. Full stop
Anything short of that legitimizes their deployment.
The troops shouldn't be on the streets. Full stop
Anything short of that legitimizes their deployment.
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Regardless of outcome, Democrats need to stay on message.
The troops shouldn't be on the streets. Full stop
Anything short of that legitimizes their deployment.
The troops shouldn't be on the streets. Full stop
Anything short of that legitimizes their deployment.
November 25, 2025 at 9:11 PM
A bunch of puppies pissing themselves in excitement when they see their own reflection in the mirror
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
A bunch of puppies pissing themselves in excitement when they see their own reflection in the mirror
Everything is shit but watching Kash shuck and jive while knowing damn well he's going to get shanked by the very people he's trying to endear himself to is funny to me
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Reposted by Matatoes Lasagna
Everything is shit but watching Kash shuck and jive while knowing damn well he's going to get shanked by the very people he's trying to endear himself to is funny to me
October 4, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Everything is shit but watching Kash shuck and jive while knowing damn well he's going to get shanked by the very people he's trying to endear himself to is funny to me
Reposted by Matatoes Lasagna
He looks like someone microwaved Mel Gibson
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
He looks like someone microwaved Mel Gibson
Taking off my top hat and monocle and putting it into the plastic bin as the TSA agent gently caresses my nutsack, respectfully
November 25, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Taking off my top hat and monocle and putting it into the plastic bin as the TSA agent gently caresses my nutsack, respectfully