Chris
@masterklump.bsky.social
'Success' in the eyes of modern society does not always lead to happiness and contentment. In fact, happiness and contentment are the quintessence of success.
Play by your own rules.
Play by your own rules.
Pinned
The 'patriots' are gonna be furious!
Thank you Speaker Box Street Party for the joy of finding your flashmob tonight and joining in - the more they hate us, the more we need to take to the streets to show the joy that can be found here. Sorry to disappoint Rupert Lowe- London isn’t broken, it’s bouncing!
November 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
The 'patriots' are gonna be furious!
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When we look back at this period, historians won’t be stunned by the greed of the elite, they’ll be stunned by the loyalty of the poor.
Some members of the working class didn’t just vote against their own interests. They worshipped the billionaires robbing them 1/2
Some members of the working class didn’t just vote against their own interests. They worshipped the billionaires robbing them 1/2
November 16, 2025 at 9:44 AM
When we look back at this period, historians won’t be stunned by the greed of the elite, they’ll be stunned by the loyalty of the poor.
Some members of the working class didn’t just vote against their own interests. They worshipped the billionaires robbing them 1/2
Some members of the working class didn’t just vote against their own interests. They worshipped the billionaires robbing them 1/2
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Interesting to see so many great British patriots right now begging an American president to bankrupt one of Britain’s last remaining truly national institutions.
November 15, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Interesting to see so many great British patriots right now begging an American president to bankrupt one of Britain’s last remaining truly national institutions.
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What exactly is the Chancellor going to do?
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
What exactly is the Chancellor going to do?
"There HAS to be an argument out of this" just killed me! 😆
The old school slasher music in the background really sold me. 😅
Who's Bubba? by Caitlin Reilly
Who's Bubba? by Caitlin Reilly
November 15, 2025 at 9:57 AM
"There HAS to be an argument out of this" just killed me! 😆
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If the UK is on the brink of civil war, as Musk claims, it follows that in 300 years time there will be be a new generation of civil war re-enactment societies.
"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."
"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."
November 15, 2025 at 9:12 AM
If the UK is on the brink of civil war, as Musk claims, it follows that in 300 years time there will be be a new generation of civil war re-enactment societies.
"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."
"Geoff,you defend Laurence Fox. Can you guys shout outside a hostel. Brian, i need you to relentlessly slag off Nish Kumar on Facebook."
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"But we must compete with the oth-"
That's just it. You don't. You are THE public broadcaster. No other body shares your mission. Why add to the noise?
The BBC has an opportunity to say "you've heard all the breathless gossip - tune in at 6pm for the facts". To bring light rather than heat.
That's just it. You don't. You are THE public broadcaster. No other body shares your mission. Why add to the noise?
The BBC has an opportunity to say "you've heard all the breathless gossip - tune in at 6pm for the facts". To bring light rather than heat.
November 13, 2025 at 12:19 PM
"But we must compete with the oth-"
That's just it. You don't. You are THE public broadcaster. No other body shares your mission. Why add to the noise?
The BBC has an opportunity to say "you've heard all the breathless gossip - tune in at 6pm for the facts". To bring light rather than heat.
That's just it. You don't. You are THE public broadcaster. No other body shares your mission. Why add to the noise?
The BBC has an opportunity to say "you've heard all the breathless gossip - tune in at 6pm for the facts". To bring light rather than heat.
The line of people willing to support a foreign leader in trying to bring down our national public service broadcaster continues to grow. And the double standards 👇 become more and more obvious to everyone but the furiously hard of thinking.
Don't these 'patriots' just make you feel so proud!
Don't these 'patriots' just make you feel so proud!
EXCLUSIVE 🚨 A report alleging Panorama broadcast misleading Trump quotes contains misleading quotes itself
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✏️ @jamesrball.com
Exclusive: the error at the heart of Trump’s BBC attack
A report alleging Panorama broadcast misleading Trump quotes contains misleading quotes itself
www.thenewworld.co.uk
November 13, 2025 at 1:29 PM
The line of people willing to support a foreign leader in trying to bring down our national public service broadcaster continues to grow. And the double standards 👇 become more and more obvious to everyone but the furiously hard of thinking.
Don't these 'patriots' just make you feel so proud!
Don't these 'patriots' just make you feel so proud!
I'm a little 'confused'. What do you call people who not only support but actually THANK a foreign actor who is trying to bring down their own countries public service broadcaster?
I might write to the Telegraph, see if they've got any ideas.
I might write to the Telegraph, see if they've got any ideas.
November 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I'm a little 'confused'. What do you call people who not only support but actually THANK a foreign actor who is trying to bring down their own countries public service broadcaster?
I might write to the Telegraph, see if they've got any ideas.
I might write to the Telegraph, see if they've got any ideas.
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And today it's the turn of The Times to try and patronise us all.
Every single day the right wing establishment tries to close ranks.
And every day we are growing.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Every single day the right wing establishment tries to close ranks.
And every day we are growing.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
November 12, 2025 at 8:33 AM
And today it's the turn of The Times to try and patronise us all.
Every single day the right wing establishment tries to close ranks.
And every day we are growing.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Every single day the right wing establishment tries to close ranks.
And every day we are growing.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Is there any way we can think about putting all the morons together, in one place. They could sort have their own county. We could call it Angryshire, or Bigotsville, or maybe Moron on the Farce, so they feel a bit posher. Just leave them all there to be angry all day while we get on with our lives.
It blows my mind that there are real people who see a post like this and actually believe the whole “Christmas is being cancelled by Muslims” BS 🙄
Let’s have a quick look at what’s happening to Sheffield so you can put your Express reading uncle’s mind at ease!😆
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Let’s have a quick look at what’s happening to Sheffield so you can put your Express reading uncle’s mind at ease!😆
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November 9, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Is there any way we can think about putting all the morons together, in one place. They could sort have their own county. We could call it Angryshire, or Bigotsville, or maybe Moron on the Farce, so they feel a bit posher. Just leave them all there to be angry all day while we get on with our lives.
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November 8, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Nigel Farage, whose own adviser was convicted of fraud after admitting to advertising money laundering services on the dark web, is now complaining about banks having to implement "money laundering directives"
November 3, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Nigel Farage, whose own adviser was convicted of fraud after admitting to advertising money laundering services on the dark web, is now complaining about banks having to implement "money laundering directives"
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Nigel Farage, whose party recently put a teenager with zero work experience of any kind, in charge of running an entire county, is currently giving a speech railing against "unqualified" politicians being put in charge of Government departments
November 3, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Nigel Farage, whose party recently put a teenager with zero work experience of any kind, in charge of running an entire county, is currently giving a speech railing against "unqualified" politicians being put in charge of Government departments
Just been listening to Matt Frei on @LBC, talking about 'Andrew'. His guest, Andrew Lownie, who has written the book 'Entitled', had some absolutely extraordinary things to say about old Andy's time as a trade envoy, and all the dodgy dealings.
This pay-off MUST not be the end of it!
This pay-off MUST not be the end of it!
November 1, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Just been listening to Matt Frei on @LBC, talking about 'Andrew'. His guest, Andrew Lownie, who has written the book 'Entitled', had some absolutely extraordinary things to say about old Andy's time as a trade envoy, and all the dodgy dealings.
This pay-off MUST not be the end of it!
This pay-off MUST not be the end of it!
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U.S. 📻 played us the wrong Chumbawamba song!
🎶 The world is riddled with maggots;
the maggots are getting fat
They're making a tasty meal of the bosses & bureaucrats
They're taking over the boardrooms; they're fat & full of pride
& they all came out of the woodwork on the day the Nazi died 🎶
🎶 The world is riddled with maggots;
the maggots are getting fat
They're making a tasty meal of the bosses & bureaucrats
They're taking over the boardrooms; they're fat & full of pride
& they all came out of the woodwork on the day the Nazi died 🎶
November 1, 2025 at 9:50 AM
U.S. 📻 played us the wrong Chumbawamba song!
🎶 The world is riddled with maggots;
the maggots are getting fat
They're making a tasty meal of the bosses & bureaucrats
They're taking over the boardrooms; they're fat & full of pride
& they all came out of the woodwork on the day the Nazi died 🎶
🎶 The world is riddled with maggots;
the maggots are getting fat
They're making a tasty meal of the bosses & bureaucrats
They're taking over the boardrooms; they're fat & full of pride
& they all came out of the woodwork on the day the Nazi died 🎶
Boom!
October 31, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Boom!
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Stephen Miller’s wife Katie loses her shit and comes complete unglued because she claims that when Cenk said “the Millers lie” that was an anti-Semitic comment. Totally unhinged wacko.
October 30, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Stephen Miller’s wife Katie loses her shit and comes complete unglued because she claims that when Cenk said “the Millers lie” that was an anti-Semitic comment. Totally unhinged wacko.
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This is amazing. And it’s truly the stuff of nightmares.
October 27, 2025 at 11:08 AM
This is amazing. And it’s truly the stuff of nightmares.
If Chris Philp has, in fact, got a soul, you can watch it slowly leave his body during this encounter.
Btw, Lewis Goodall is one of the best out there right now.
Btw, Lewis Goodall is one of the best out there right now.
Lewis Goodall pressing Chris Philp on the difference between what Sarah Pochin said and what Robert Jenrick said about 'white faces'.
October 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
If Chris Philp has, in fact, got a soul, you can watch it slowly leave his body during this encounter.
Btw, Lewis Goodall is one of the best out there right now.
Btw, Lewis Goodall is one of the best out there right now.
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Off the top of my head, there have been four egregious examples of weapons grade public racism in the last couple of weeks - Jenrick; the Express hack; Captain Concrete & the Reform woman. The way they are treated by employers, punters & wider media, will directly influence how much more we see.
October 26, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Off the top of my head, there have been four egregious examples of weapons grade public racism in the last couple of weeks - Jenrick; the Express hack; Captain Concrete & the Reform woman. The way they are treated by employers, punters & wider media, will directly influence how much more we see.
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Reform UK Councils
Council Tax increases
Durham: 4.9%
Worcestershire: 5-10%
Warwickshire: ~5%
Leicestershire: 3%
Kent: 5%
Lincolnshire: 2%+
Staffordshire: ~5%
West Northamptonshire: 5%
Derbyshire: 4.9%
North Northamptonshire: amount TBD
Nottinghamshire: amount TBD
Lancashire: amount TBD
Council Tax increases
Durham: 4.9%
Worcestershire: 5-10%
Warwickshire: ~5%
Leicestershire: 3%
Kent: 5%
Lincolnshire: 2%+
Staffordshire: ~5%
West Northamptonshire: 5%
Derbyshire: 4.9%
North Northamptonshire: amount TBD
Nottinghamshire: amount TBD
Lancashire: amount TBD
October 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Reform UK Councils
Council Tax increases
Durham: 4.9%
Worcestershire: 5-10%
Warwickshire: ~5%
Leicestershire: 3%
Kent: 5%
Lincolnshire: 2%+
Staffordshire: ~5%
West Northamptonshire: 5%
Derbyshire: 4.9%
North Northamptonshire: amount TBD
Nottinghamshire: amount TBD
Lancashire: amount TBD
Council Tax increases
Durham: 4.9%
Worcestershire: 5-10%
Warwickshire: ~5%
Leicestershire: 3%
Kent: 5%
Lincolnshire: 2%+
Staffordshire: ~5%
West Northamptonshire: 5%
Derbyshire: 4.9%
North Northamptonshire: amount TBD
Nottinghamshire: amount TBD
Lancashire: amount TBD
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Remember - this started with an unfounded allegation that Labour had intervened to water down the Deputy NSA's statement to the CPS.
Now that it turns out not only that wasn't true, but if anyone interfered, it was under previous Tory gov't, Swinford & Pogrund skirt over to some other gossip.
Now that it turns out not only that wasn't true, but if anyone interfered, it was under previous Tory gov't, Swinford & Pogrund skirt over to some other gossip.
October 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Remember - this started with an unfounded allegation that Labour had intervened to water down the Deputy NSA's statement to the CPS.
Now that it turns out not only that wasn't true, but if anyone interfered, it was under previous Tory gov't, Swinford & Pogrund skirt over to some other gossip.
Now that it turns out not only that wasn't true, but if anyone interfered, it was under previous Tory gov't, Swinford & Pogrund skirt over to some other gossip.
Wow!! I really wish I'd written this.
October 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Wow!! I really wish I'd written this.
'Cutting down on unnecessary waste'
@mrjamesob.bsky.social www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Great use of loot, this one. £500 per flag, utterly pointless.
Great use of loot, this one. £500 per flag, utterly pointless.
Criticism as Reform-led council set to spend £75,000 on new flags
The council says union jack flags will be flown in 82 locations in a bid to foster
www.bbc.co.uk
October 24, 2025 at 3:22 PM
'Cutting down on unnecessary waste'