MasterBismuth
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I'm dead inside but my body keeps moving. Critical of the State of Alabama; it's awful. Videographer, artist, and programmer. Unemployable cripple and monster.
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The alpha demo will be soon available for all Patreons from $1 tier to above.
Supporting with $5 or more and you get the full game on Halloween + thanks in the credits.
It will be a short (but hard) 5 to 10 minute game.

Explore a maze, collect 10 pieces and escape the area.

patreon.com/Vikintor
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Still the greatest endorsement of all time
Best I can tell these must be the invention of a team of brothers consisting of a dentist and an aerospace polymer engineer who went all in on an investment in a confection factory with the express goal of striking it rich.

I hope I never encounter another one of these ever again.
Oh yeah, went and found the hard spheres from that cookie. Busted one open with a wrench. It is sweet so I don't think it's plastic but it has the consistency of a piece of polished gravel so I'm not sure why they're putting these fucking things inside of food.
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Oh you just _know_ they're gonna hide the toggle switch for this one. Might not even have a toggle.
You can now join the Waitlist for Twitch's upcoming AI-supported Alpha "Auto Clips" tool.

Auto-Clips will automatically create and publish the most engaging moments of your stream - and allow you to say "clip that" to generate a 60 clip.

dashboard.twitch.tv/settings/str...
Also, actual five year olds don't have RTX 5090s and the trailer discernibly lags at several points (despite probably being completely faked in Blender or somesuch) so I'm just as baffled as ever that it got as far as the Game Awards without having a distinguishable target audience.
Granted, I remain deeply skeptical that people are desperate to get their hands on a game where every character looks precisely five years old.
I usually forget about it until I see Sid the Science Kid and then go look it up. I'll give them this: if they actually delivered on the visual fidelity of that trailer it would at least be an impressive feat of technical artistry. Anyway, I was never the target audience.
Downside is that I definitely got bit by a bunch of mosquitoes and now I am miserable.
Anyway, I'm gonna just make the call: DokeV's trailer was supremely fake and the art style for the characters still gives me the willies.
This made me go look up DokeV on YouTube just to see that ridiculous trailer again because that was exactly the game he meant. Not only did that not come out (it has been 4 years) but I found a video called "Why DokeV is Losing Popularity." It was POPULAR?! News to me, man.
Finally figured out what that fuckin’ Geoff Keighley diss meme came from
I love when I'm having a dream and I'm bored and stressed out in the dream. Means when I wake up I can go do something else.
It also just doesn't really make sense why any of this would be better without knowing what sorts of operations are the most expensive, how the memory hierarchy works, what CAS timings are, etc. Most people aren't dweebs to that extent, as it turns out, even regular computer users.
Max the cat hopped into my lap and sat down~! I am pleased with this development. It is clear that he loves me and though I do not know why I also will not question it because the love of a cat is a simple and wonderful thing.

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This is not

-better wages
-better development time management
-better player experience

His ideas were

-ai
-more money for execs
-bring back E3

I think he might be a complete fucking idiot
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Dead Space Creator Glen Schofield Thinks the Games Industry is “Broken, Beaten, and Battered” but he has a three-point plan to fix it.
Dead Space Creator Glen Schofield Thinks the Games Industry is “Broken, Beaten, and Battered”
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When an entry-level job requires 5 years of experience
Having recommended this process to a few of my friends I now realized that I have committed the classic tech jerk blunder of assuming that the things I know are easily understood (because I know them, and I am an idiot). Turns out, not so much. This is intimidating stuff for most people.
Here are some screenshots of everything that I did. I leave them here for posterity. Still no clue if/how much they've helped/hurt bc I'm still a little too sore to get back into Helldivers 2. That game has some physical demands I can't meet when I'm slow & hurty.
Of course, now the flies are pissed that their food supply is gone so I imagine they're going to go looking for a snack up my nose and in my glass of lime water. Think I'll prepare a trap cup of water, vinegar, lime juice and dish soap.
Bad fruit fly day in here. Frankly, things in here are just getting bad in general. Think I'm gonna have to just do something about it myself at this point. Not easy but absolutely necessary at this point.
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who'd have thunk that google and meta are invested in creating a world where facts and mis/disinformation become indistinguishable
Yeah, sounds at least as dumb as Windows 11 deciding not to recognize my Logitech F710 controller's wireless dongle as a valid, generic XBOX360 wireless transmitter when Windows 10 had no beef with it. Totally unforced error, total anti-competitive abdication of utility without merit.
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Extremely rare b-roll footage of an Electronics Boutique in late 1994 or early 1995. Enjoy it!

I found this among 40TB of files from Digital Pictures' archive.