MasterBismuth
@masterbismuth.bsky.social
I'm dead inside but my body keeps moving. Critical of the State of Alabama; it's awful. Videographer, artist, and programmer. Unemployable cripple and monster.
Look jac! I found Mr. Spaghetti!
December 11, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Look jac! I found Mr. Spaghetti!
Ah, so that's what AI face looks like when it tries to generate someone who looks nominally above the age of 18. Yikes.
December 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Ah, so that's what AI face looks like when it tries to generate someone who looks nominally above the age of 18. Yikes.
From the same episode, a tasteless desktop and a program that seems to be part Wireshark and part Fruity Loops.
December 10, 2025 at 7:07 PM
From the same episode, a tasteless desktop and a program that seems to be part Wireshark and part Fruity Loops.
The X-Files, S09E02 "Nothing Important Happened Today II"
Now the Lone Gunmen are getting in on that crazy autoexec DOS hacking action! Noticing some recurring themes here.
Now the Lone Gunmen are getting in on that crazy autoexec DOS hacking action! Noticing some recurring themes here.
December 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The X-Files, S09E02 "Nothing Important Happened Today II"
Now the Lone Gunmen are getting in on that crazy autoexec DOS hacking action! Noticing some recurring themes here.
Now the Lone Gunmen are getting in on that crazy autoexec DOS hacking action! Noticing some recurring themes here.
My neighbor's cat who hangs out with me.
December 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
My neighbor's cat who hangs out with me.
Digging up some old sketches.
They're rather relevant to me.
They're rather relevant to me.
December 10, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Digging up some old sketches.
They're rather relevant to me.
They're rather relevant to me.
Another computer banger from this episode: three octet IP addresses with several octets higher than 255.
December 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Another computer banger from this episode: three octet IP addresses with several octets higher than 255.
The X-Files, S08E16 "Three Words"
Hackerman Mulder out here doing DOS stuff such as setting up his SoundBlaster 16, all of which is very necessary to hack his way inside of the X-Files database.
Hackerman Mulder out here doing DOS stuff such as setting up his SoundBlaster 16, all of which is very necessary to hack his way inside of the X-Files database.
December 10, 2025 at 3:15 AM
The X-Files, S08E16 "Three Words"
Hackerman Mulder out here doing DOS stuff such as setting up his SoundBlaster 16, all of which is very necessary to hack his way inside of the X-Files database.
Hackerman Mulder out here doing DOS stuff such as setting up his SoundBlaster 16, all of which is very necessary to hack his way inside of the X-Files database.
All these year-end recap things for services where you wouldn't even think to look for them mostly seem to be trying to make end-runs to get people to enable data collection features. To wit, here's my Playstation Wrap-Up, or rather the total absence of it. Discord was similar.
December 10, 2025 at 12:11 AM
All these year-end recap things for services where you wouldn't even think to look for them mostly seem to be trying to make end-runs to get people to enable data collection features. To wit, here's my Playstation Wrap-Up, or rather the total absence of it. Discord was similar.
Here is a reference photo of a mostly empty and oft-used bottle of soy sauce vs a fresh, unopened bottle.
December 9, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Here is a reference photo of a mostly empty and oft-used bottle of soy sauce vs a fresh, unopened bottle.
Finally remembered the hint book and found the chart that delineates the aging dynamics for both character creation and general old age. The penalties start at 30 and get extremely harsh at roughly 45. By 65 they're fundamentally disastrous to a character's fundamental stats.
December 9, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Finally remembered the hint book and found the chart that delineates the aging dynamics for both character creation and general old age. The penalties start at 30 and get extremely harsh at roughly 45. By 65 they're fundamentally disastrous to a character's fundamental stats.
Apropos of naught save that I have signed up to do it I reckon I should do at least one DOSember stream and so I shall! For DOSember I shall be playing nothing but Darklands (1992) (DOS) and to the effect I shall go live with it on Twitch in about 5 minutes or less.
twitch.tv/MasterBismuth
twitch.tv/MasterBismuth
December 8, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Apropos of naught save that I have signed up to do it I reckon I should do at least one DOSember stream and so I shall! For DOSember I shall be playing nothing but Darklands (1992) (DOS) and to the effect I shall go live with it on Twitch in about 5 minutes or less.
twitch.tv/MasterBismuth
twitch.tv/MasterBismuth
Saw my beloved cat.
Apparently she has an Amy Rose head toy she doesn't really play with. Guess my cat is just not down with 3D-era Sonic characters.
Apparently she has an Amy Rose head toy she doesn't really play with. Guess my cat is just not down with 3D-era Sonic characters.
December 6, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Saw my beloved cat.
Apparently she has an Amy Rose head toy she doesn't really play with. Guess my cat is just not down with 3D-era Sonic characters.
Apparently she has an Amy Rose head toy she doesn't really play with. Guess my cat is just not down with 3D-era Sonic characters.
My first pepper flakes blend made from spicy farmers market peppers dried and blended. Very pungent. Giving my nose Hell.
December 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
My first pepper flakes blend made from spicy farmers market peppers dried and blended. Very pungent. Giving my nose Hell.
I wouldn't necessarily say that. I mean, here's a Google Maps screenshot from 25 seconds ago:
December 6, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I wouldn't necessarily say that. I mean, here's a Google Maps screenshot from 25 seconds ago:
These are the treats in question: Friskies Party Mix Chicken & Gravy flavor. Cats usually love that cheap, tasty sloppy but I think it's just too tough on the ol' teeth. Temptations & Greenies seem better in that regard.
December 6, 2025 at 2:48 AM
These are the treats in question: Friskies Party Mix Chicken & Gravy flavor. Cats usually love that cheap, tasty sloppy but I think it's just too tough on the ol' teeth. Temptations & Greenies seem better in that regard.
Been leaving some cat treats out on the brick every couple of nights even if I don't see Mr. Spaghetti. I want this variety gone bc they seem too crunchy and I don't want to hurt the boy's teeth. I figure the raccoon will demolish them. Turns out even it don't seem to care for these things.
December 6, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Been leaving some cat treats out on the brick every couple of nights even if I don't see Mr. Spaghetti. I want this variety gone bc they seem too crunchy and I don't want to hurt the boy's teeth. I figure the raccoon will demolish them. Turns out even it don't seem to care for these things.
Aw FUCK! One of my Index base stations has the blinking red light of death. This is the third one and now I likely can't replace it at all. Shit!
December 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Aw FUCK! One of my Index base stations has the blinking red light of death. This is the third one and now I likely can't replace it at all. Shit!
Had to go check and Steam is presently hosting the full release of Cuckold Simulator: Life as a Beta Male Cuck (it hit full release last month). Behold: Team SNEED collection for $8.68
It's ridiculous to pretend that Steam has some sort of standards or that there's a line in the sand. There ain't.
It's ridiculous to pretend that Steam has some sort of standards or that there's a line in the sand. There ain't.
December 4, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Had to go check and Steam is presently hosting the full release of Cuckold Simulator: Life as a Beta Male Cuck (it hit full release last month). Behold: Team SNEED collection for $8.68
It's ridiculous to pretend that Steam has some sort of standards or that there's a line in the sand. There ain't.
It's ridiculous to pretend that Steam has some sort of standards or that there's a line in the sand. There ain't.
Yeah, I'm thinking I fried the banana pepper too. It's looking none too long for this world, what with the horrible leaf burn, droop, and chlorosis.
Don't get crazy playing it fast and loose with that liquid fert. Realistically: I will do it again in the future because I'm not a good gardener. :[
Don't get crazy playing it fast and loose with that liquid fert. Realistically: I will do it again in the future because I'm not a good gardener. :[
December 3, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Yeah, I'm thinking I fried the banana pepper too. It's looking none too long for this world, what with the horrible leaf burn, droop, and chlorosis.
Don't get crazy playing it fast and loose with that liquid fert. Realistically: I will do it again in the future because I'm not a good gardener. :[
Don't get crazy playing it fast and loose with that liquid fert. Realistically: I will do it again in the future because I'm not a good gardener. :[
Main reason being that if you want to write ultra-accurate calendar logic then you gotta wade through all 662 pages of this book.
Granted, that's probably not the only reason they'd do it that way.
Granted, that's probably not the only reason they'd do it that way.
December 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Main reason being that if you want to write ultra-accurate calendar logic then you gotta wade through all 662 pages of this book.
Granted, that's probably not the only reason they'd do it that way.
Granted, that's probably not the only reason they'd do it that way.
Let's see here, something something Twitch Recaps something something. The viewer results were somewhat surprising to me.
December 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Let's see here, something something Twitch Recaps something something. The viewer results were somewhat surprising to me.
Oh. Turns out they're putting new cabinetry into a bunch of seemingly vacant apartments. I hope this isn't a sign of future troubles for me.
December 2, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Oh. Turns out they're putting new cabinetry into a bunch of seemingly vacant apartments. I hope this isn't a sign of future troubles for me.