Mary Epworth
@maryepworth.bsky.social
Write/produce/compose music Run Hand Of Glory Records. https://bsky.app/profile/handofglory.bsky.social
Also: glow worms, Czech, Prog, HI-NRG, zero covid zealot.
Perpetually exhausted
#mcas #mecfs #eds
She/her
www.maryepworth.com
www.handofglory.co.uk
Also: glow worms, Czech, Prog, HI-NRG, zero covid zealot.
Perpetually exhausted
#mcas #mecfs #eds
She/her
www.maryepworth.com
www.handofglory.co.uk
Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story, free on YouTube!
Hi what film is this? I love Frank. A true original and that's not bobbins
December 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story, free on YouTube!
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I saw it in the cinema followed by a Q&A with the director, and he said the initial cut of the film was about 15 hours long!
December 4, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I saw it in the cinema followed by a Q&A with the director, and he said the initial cut of the film was about 15 hours long!
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You know it is, it really is 🎶
December 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
You know it is, it really is 🎶
I'm watching the Chris Sievey film and my tiny mind is blown.
December 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I'm watching the Chris Sievey film and my tiny mind is blown.
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I keep seeing this shop and seriously considering buying every single thing in it. I don't, because as I've said before I am why I can't have nice things, and all these things would end up not actually put on display and covered in coffee. But I'm very tempted. It's like seeing inside my own head.
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www.etsy.com/shop/heykids...
December 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I keep seeing this shop and seriously considering buying every single thing in it. I don't, because as I've said before I am why I can't have nice things, and all these things would end up not actually put on display and covered in coffee. But I'm very tempted. It's like seeing inside my own head.
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It’s the 47th anniversary of the raid on Cynthia Payne’s house in Ambleside Avenue, Streatham, in which police found men (including, apparently, a Lord, an MP, and some vicars) queueing on the stairs waiting to pay for sex with luncheon vouchers
December 4, 2025 at 1:16 PM
It’s the 47th anniversary of the raid on Cynthia Payne’s house in Ambleside Avenue, Streatham, in which police found men (including, apparently, a Lord, an MP, and some vicars) queueing on the stairs waiting to pay for sex with luncheon vouchers
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I feel very ill today, because my doggo is poorly and made me get up three times to let her out. Knackered club.
December 4, 2025 at 12:29 PM
I feel very ill today, because my doggo is poorly and made me get up three times to let her out. Knackered club.
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To bring a smile to your face, here’s an ancient Egyptian sketch of a tabby cat serving a mouse! 😁
The artist used a flake of limestone as a sketchpad to draw this comic scene some 3,200 years ago.
📷 Brooklyn Museum www.brooklynmuseum.org/en-GB/object...
#Archaeology
The artist used a flake of limestone as a sketchpad to draw this comic scene some 3,200 years ago.
📷 Brooklyn Museum www.brooklynmuseum.org/en-GB/object...
#Archaeology
December 4, 2025 at 10:48 AM
To bring a smile to your face, here’s an ancient Egyptian sketch of a tabby cat serving a mouse! 😁
The artist used a flake of limestone as a sketchpad to draw this comic scene some 3,200 years ago.
📷 Brooklyn Museum www.brooklynmuseum.org/en-GB/object...
#Archaeology
The artist used a flake of limestone as a sketchpad to draw this comic scene some 3,200 years ago.
📷 Brooklyn Museum www.brooklynmuseum.org/en-GB/object...
#Archaeology
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If I was Wes Streeting I wouldn’t be able to live with myself but luckily for him he doesn’t possess one single shred of empathy or, in fact, a soul, so he can continue his evil work without worrying!
April 10, 2025 at 1:23 PM
If I was Wes Streeting I wouldn’t be able to live with myself but luckily for him he doesn’t possess one single shred of empathy or, in fact, a soul, so he can continue his evil work without worrying!
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Accidentally looked at a thread on #threads in which someone asked if anyone remembered Echo & The Bunnymen and other ‘..obscure..’ bands from the 80s..
a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and overalls is standing in front of a body of water .
ALT: a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and overalls is standing in front of a body of water .
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Accidentally looked at a thread on #threads in which someone asked if anyone remembered Echo & The Bunnymen and other ‘..obscure..’ bands from the 80s..
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Hey all,
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Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
Fellowship
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December 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Hey all,
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
The Onion is accepting applicants for our writing, video and graphics fellowships.
Fellowships last six months, pay well, and provide full benefits.
You can apply at theonion.com/fellowship.
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Consider the following before adopting a Manticore for your family
December 3, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Consider the following before adopting a Manticore for your family
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I'm gonna take my rubbish out on binmas day (on binmas day)
December 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I'm gonna take my rubbish out on binmas day (on binmas day)
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Real moon situation here. The sky has got its full bum out.
December 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Real moon situation here. The sky has got its full bum out.
The vet suspects my dog might have Cushing's and asked me to take a urine sample. He recommended "a long Tupperware thing that you can put into the dishwasher".
Keeps making me laugh.
Keeps making me laugh.
December 4, 2025 at 1:08 AM
The vet suspects my dog might have Cushing's and asked me to take a urine sample. He recommended "a long Tupperware thing that you can put into the dishwasher".
Keeps making me laugh.
Keeps making me laugh.
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No one:
My cat at 2 a.m.: I bet I can jump through the Christmas tree
My cat at 2 a.m.: I bet I can jump through the Christmas tree
December 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
No one:
My cat at 2 a.m.: I bet I can jump through the Christmas tree
My cat at 2 a.m.: I bet I can jump through the Christmas tree
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I dunno though, if you think bluesky is serious all the time that's a skill issue. I follow lots of hilarious people.
December 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I dunno though, if you think bluesky is serious all the time that's a skill issue. I follow lots of hilarious people.
I've got 49 tabs open on chrome.
December 3, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I've got 49 tabs open on chrome.
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*small business request*
December 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
*small business request*
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Short girls fight dirty. We have to. Good for her.
December 2, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Short girls fight dirty. We have to. Good for her.