marxuckerberg
@marxuckerberg.bsky.social
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Terminally Online, founding member of the Vatican City DSA chapter, The (former) Chairman, 48th Ward Neighbors and Chicago DSA
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marxuckerberg.bsky.social
Pat saw my joke and thought it was real
marxuckerberg.bsky.social
These are largely the same people who stole a bunch of campaign signs from the last one I worked on and then used them to make protest signs when the Broadway Armory was used as a migrant shelter. So not a fan
marxuckerberg.bsky.social
Particularly mad at the country club of rich homeowners who have decided to make this their only thing. I literally don’t care about property rights at all, do you know how annoying and stupid you have to be to force me to defend them on principle
marxuckerberg.bsky.social
I cannot wait for the Broadway upzoning plan to pass so I never have to hear about it again. Completely anodyne proposal with impacts that will not be felt for years and which will likely not result in the transformation that either said keeps screeching about
marxuckerberg.bsky.social
I pretty quickly outgrew trying to apply my political preferences as strategies to every corner of this country and it is telling that the self-styled adults in the room aren’t capable of that
marxuckerberg.bsky.social
Honestly it’s pretty funny to do the “I’m Ezra Klein and I’m coming off the mountain to help you win this election” bit for a district that is basically impossible for a Democrat to lose by being too liberal
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dmihalopoulos.bsky.social
This version is confirmed, by Hoffman Estates police, puncturing the official DHS statement.

At this point, there is a statement from DHS re 🧊 activities in the Chicago area that’s refuted in similar fashion on nearly a daily basis at a minimum over the past week
congressmanraja.bsky.social
Despite what some, including at DHS, are claiming, this video isn’t from a year ago in Chicago. It was Friday in Hoffman Estates, in my district, a street I’ve walked myself. It appears to show a child being violently detained by ICE. It’s real, and I’m demanding accountability.
marxuckerberg.bsky.social
It is functionally impossible for Democrats to lose this district. If you can’t lib out in IL-09 where are you allowed to
marxuckerberg.bsky.social
I’m voting for the candidate who promises me revenge
logophobe.bsky.social
Step 1: disband ICE
Step 2: give ICE's entire bloated budget to the IRS
Step 3: record white collar crime task force kicking in penthouse doors and macing unresisting billionaires
Step 4: one hundred years of Dem reign
marxuckerberg.bsky.social
Look here, moron. I know you don’t want to admit it but you’re naive and immature. Me and the rest of the real adults in the room who know how the real world works are gonna elect Joe Biden as president, he’s gonna serve exactly one term, and his administration is gonna fix the soul of this nation.
marxuckerberg.bsky.social
Democratic primary voters are perhaps the dumbest people on the planet. In the past ten years they picked the least popular woman on the planet and a guy equal parts old, stubborn, and stupid because they made them feel good. When will the base grow up
marxuckerberg.bsky.social
People are calling this a Mickey Mouse peace deal and I agree. Too bad Joe Biden was too stupid and evil to engineer one of his own
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yanquigohome.bsky.social
He's so funny man. Very clearly a guy who's never done manual labor or made anything in his life but it's his whole thing here.
samd.bsky.social
Stoller really seems like a normal and well-adjusted guy
Matt Stoller @ @matthewstol...14h S
Your weird insecurities aside, you consistently lie that native born Americans can't and never have made clothes, and push offshoring in sleazy ways. Then when confronted you talk about your left wing views. You're slime.
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veryimportant.lawyer
"my car's firmware needs regular over the air updates." my man. i don't say this a lot. but you should go home and read the bible.
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theophite.bsky.social
i do not have a lot of tolerance for people whining that Netanyahu fucked Biden over in order to get Trump in office so he could do whatever he wanted. yeah. he absolutely did that. that was obvious before 10/7.

there is no person on Earth more incompetent as a foreign policy thinker than Biden
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crushbort.bsky.social
pretending to raise money to feed homeless people when you are actually going to blow the money on doordash is pretty despicable. but there’s no one on here doing that, fortunately. as far as i know
marxuckerberg.bsky.social
Doesn’t say which side. Interesting
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omarfatehmn.com
I’m so excited to have my Congresswoman and friend, @ilhanmn.bsky.social, on board with my candidacy for Mayor! She fights hard for the working people of Minneapolis. As Mayor, I’ll partner with leaders like her to build an affordable city that's accountable to us. secure.actblue.com/donate/fateh...
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uhactually.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/13/n... The context for this article, I suspect, is that these guys spend all their time in completely closed media environments and private group chats and so they’re expecting Stalin and not a friendly guy who reminds them of their liberal documentary filmmaker nephew.
Mamdani Seeks to Charm New York’s Most Powerful Capitalists
www.nytimes.com
marxuckerberg.bsky.social
Maybe if his name were Jordan Hate he’d be good at football
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Man I did NOT know about this man and I am not happy that I do now