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@marvth3martian.bsky.social

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Still more than the sum of any labels you care to attach. Still never a dull moment. Enamorado. Under open skies.

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Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 22d

Marv's law: If you're going to block Fairy, block me as well. Or vice versa. Otherwise, we'll take matters out of your hands and do the blocking for you. You don't want to talk to one of us? You don't get to talk to the other.

So it is written.

#MarvsLaw

Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 12h

My favourite batman was Christian Bale... 🤣

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Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 12h

Excellent. That's the focus then

Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 13h

Oh mate. Sometimes things fall apart, there's fuck all you can do about it. Sorry it's happened today, it sucks when it's something you're looking forward to. Can all feel a bit cumulative. Come up smiling tomorrow and go again.

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Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 13h

That's the one. Actually, fair point. He can split a pint in half, but not a bill. Nice.

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Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 13h

Yup, fair point. But this is *very* much not Belgium. And it's a lot of fun turning his key

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Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 14h

Ooooft

Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 14h

Might have gone and bought him this.

£1.10 that fucker cost me and the cunt threw it in the bin.

Worth it.

Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 14h

He's not entirely pleased with the feedback he's getting...

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Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 14h

Showed Ed this. He said you're a bellend 🤣🤣

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Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 14h

Oh nice. In fairness, I taught R to pour a beer when he was 11

Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 14h

11?! Starting early

Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 15h

Two very different pours. The first (on the left) was done by our favourite barman. The other was poured by me.

A badly - actually, fucking terribly - poured drink. Seriously, it's about 50/50 liquid to foam.

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Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 15h

Good work, 100% would have done the same to her Fairyness

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Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 15h

Alex are you ok?

Are you ok?

Alex are you ok?

Are you ok Alex?

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Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 15h

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This is brilliant

Nigel Farage’s NEW Reform liquid supplement…

YouTube video by Spitting Image

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Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 16h

Surely not. Good for years, that

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Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 16h

Ooooooooohhhh owwwww

Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 16h

Called it

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Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 1d

Absolutely this. Something along the lines of "better to have made jokes about bigger breasts than still being a massive tit like farage" would absolutely be ad hominem - but probably get a laugh

Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 20h

Me too. Bastard game

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Judge Darkness @marvth3martian.bsky.social · 20h

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

OFSTED in next week

Jet Set WoooOOOooo 👻🎃☠️ @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 20h

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

Execution phase scope creep.

Detritus @detritus.bsky.social · 20h

In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

The SES are there.

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Quiet Riot @quietriotpod.bsky.social · 1d

SUNDAY SCHOOL DROP

☮️🏆 Who is María Corina Machado & how bruised is Trump?

💸 Reform struggles to find DOLGE cuts

📚RIP Jilly Cooper & all hail the trashy novel

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