Judge Darkness
@marvth3martian.bsky.social
Still more than the sum of any labels you care to attach. Still never a dull moment. Enamorado. Under open skies.
Pinned
Marv's law: If you're going to block Fairy, block me as well. Or vice versa. Otherwise, we'll take matters out of your hands and do the blocking for you. You don't want to talk to one of us? You don't get to talk to the other.
So it is written.
#MarvsLaw
So it is written.
#MarvsLaw
My very talented step daughter made this. Her teacher was trying to persuade her to take art at A level - she didn't want to. We're hoping she keeps it on as a way to relax.
My little E has finally got her final art GCSE piece back. It's a vase
November 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
My very talented step daughter made this. Her teacher was trying to persuade her to take art at A level - she didn't want to. We're hoping she keeps it on as a way to relax.
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Let's try this again... Glad tidings we bring to you and your quim! We are fundraising this festive period. Earlier this year, the future looked bleak for the Vagina Museum. But we're still here, and there's many reasons for you to become a vital part of our future... www.gofundme.com/f/btscc2
November 27, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Let's try this again... Glad tidings we bring to you and your quim! We are fundraising this festive period. Earlier this year, the future looked bleak for the Vagina Museum. But we're still here, and there's many reasons for you to become a vital part of our future... www.gofundme.com/f/btscc2
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Friends: do you know a Megan, who recently hurt her ankle in a Trade Joe’s parking lot and had surgery? Because her pissy ginger boyfriend is talking shit about her at Denver airport and thousands of women on Threads from *at least four* continents are gonna hunt him into his last days.
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Friends: do you know a Megan, who recently hurt her ankle in a Trade Joe’s parking lot and had surgery? Because her pissy ginger boyfriend is talking shit about her at Denver airport and thousands of women on Threads from *at least four* continents are gonna hunt him into his last days.
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
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November 25, 2025 at 1:20 PM
"Rachel Reeves delivered the budget yesterday. Here's why that's good news for Nigel Farage and Reform" - Chris Mason, probably.
November 27, 2025 at 8:16 AM
"Rachel Reeves delivered the budget yesterday. Here's why that's good news for Nigel Farage and Reform" - Chris Mason, probably.
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Okay so why is Ofcom allowing blatant racists on our TVs? Lest they need reminding we have no “First Amendment” for people to hide behind here.
I know who Nus Ghani MP is - not because we always agree - but because she’s been serving her constituency (as well as lewks) since 2015.
Who the hell is Lucy White?!
Ah, a quick google search reveals her as a rentagob for GB ‘news.’
I know which one is qualified to chair the budget debate.
Who the hell is Lucy White?!
Ah, a quick google search reveals her as a rentagob for GB ‘news.’
I know which one is qualified to chair the budget debate.
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Okay so why is Ofcom allowing blatant racists on our TVs? Lest they need reminding we have no “First Amendment” for people to hide behind here.
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Morning all.
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Morning all.
November 27, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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Morning all.
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Morning all.
Whooooooop! Get this in your ears, sharpish.
BRAND NEW 🍏 How Do You Like Them Apples? 🍎
From the Garden of Hesperides to the Garden of Eden, from the Atalanta and the Trojan War to The Beatles and the iPhone, apples are laden with often conflicting symbolism.
🎧 open.spotify.com/episode/70jw...
🎧 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/a...
From the Garden of Hesperides to the Garden of Eden, from the Atalanta and the Trojan War to The Beatles and the iPhone, apples are laden with often conflicting symbolism.
🎧 open.spotify.com/episode/70jw...
🎧 podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/a...
BONUS - How Do You Like Them Golden Apples?
open.spotify.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Whooooooop! Get this in your ears, sharpish.
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LOVE this
Large numbers of folks in Cardiff & the surrounding areas gave received Reform leaflets with a return envelope today. Just back from post-running pint where we’ve discussed sending back random junk along with a liberal sprinkling of glitter, then submitting Subject access requests to ask where
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
LOVE this
Heads up @quietriotpod.bsky.social @sturdyalex.bsky.social, @pimlicat.bsky.social (congratulations!) and @mrkennycampbell.bsky.social...
The Pope is not only a tool of the antichrist, but he is also...drumroll... Wait for it, wait for it...
WOKE!
#WokeyDokey
The Pope is not only a tool of the antichrist, but he is also...drumroll... Wait for it, wait for it...
WOKE!
#WokeyDokey
In newly leaked audio, Peter Thiel admits he urged JD Vance to ignore Pope Leo XIV on moral questions — including the ethical development of AI.
He goes even further, branding Leo “the woke American pope” and suggesting he’s a tool of the Antichrist.
He goes even further, branding Leo “the woke American pope” and suggesting he’s a tool of the Antichrist.
NEW: JD Vance’s Top Donor Suggests Pope Leo XIV is Antichrist
In a leaked lecture, Peter Thiel says he’s urged Vance to ignore the pope on moral questions — and simply pray for him.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Heads up @quietriotpod.bsky.social @sturdyalex.bsky.social, @pimlicat.bsky.social (congratulations!) and @mrkennycampbell.bsky.social...
The Pope is not only a tool of the antichrist, but he is also...drumroll... Wait for it, wait for it...
WOKE!
#WokeyDokey
The Pope is not only a tool of the antichrist, but he is also...drumroll... Wait for it, wait for it...
WOKE!
#WokeyDokey
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You ask the public do they like hunting?
They say no.
Ask them if they like paedos.
They say no again.
How about tax avoiders?
No too.
What about people living off the state?
No!
And then you show them a family of lazy fox hunting paedo tax dodgers.
And they get their bunting out.
They say no.
Ask them if they like paedos.
They say no again.
How about tax avoiders?
No too.
What about people living off the state?
No!
And then you show them a family of lazy fox hunting paedo tax dodgers.
And they get their bunting out.
November 26, 2025 at 6:02 PM
You ask the public do they like hunting?
They say no.
Ask them if they like paedos.
They say no again.
How about tax avoiders?
No too.
What about people living off the state?
No!
And then you show them a family of lazy fox hunting paedo tax dodgers.
And they get their bunting out.
They say no.
Ask them if they like paedos.
They say no again.
How about tax avoiders?
No too.
What about people living off the state?
No!
And then you show them a family of lazy fox hunting paedo tax dodgers.
And they get their bunting out.
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Indeed!
Thanks @marvth3martian.bsky.social for the suggestion
This is definitely an interesting one that I think is causing some Right wing heads to explode!🤯
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Thanks @marvth3martian.bsky.social for the suggestion
This is definitely an interesting one that I think is causing some Right wing heads to explode!🤯
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November 26, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Indeed!
Thanks @marvth3martian.bsky.social for the suggestion
This is definitely an interesting one that I think is causing some Right wing heads to explode!🤯
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Thanks @marvth3martian.bsky.social for the suggestion
This is definitely an interesting one that I think is causing some Right wing heads to explode!🤯
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Responding to the chancellor’s #Budget2025 speech, Kemi Badenoch claimed unemployment has increased “every single month” under Labour.
As we’ve explained before, that’s not quite right.
As we’ve explained before, that’s not quite right.
Unemployment has risen under Labour - but it hasn’t gone up ‘every single month’ – Full Fact
We’ve looked into the numbers after claims from a number of Conservative MPs, including the party’s leader Kemi Badenoch.
fullfact.org
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Responding to the chancellor’s #Budget2025 speech, Kemi Badenoch claimed unemployment has increased “every single month” under Labour.
As we’ve explained before, that’s not quite right.
As we’ve explained before, that’s not quite right.
Sent home from work, looking, sounding and admittedly feeling like death barely warmed up.
Apparently paracetamol isn't all *that* good...
Apparently paracetamol isn't all *that* good...
November 26, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Sent home from work, looking, sounding and admittedly feeling like death barely warmed up.
Apparently paracetamol isn't all *that* good...
Apparently paracetamol isn't all *that* good...
Back in, defrosted, tea made
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Back in, defrosted, tea made
Morning all. Cold start to wednesday.
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Morning all. Cold start to wednesday.
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But was he stuffing them?
November 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
But was he stuffing them?
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Right, doing the saying it out loud so it might actually happen thing.
Valley Guitar Repairs is coming soon. Guitars, basses, pedals, maybe amps if I know what I'm looking at. From a new jack to a full setup, I'll be doing it all.
DMs open, I'll set a dedicated account up soon
Please share x
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Valley Guitar Repairs is coming soon. Guitars, basses, pedals, maybe amps if I know what I'm looking at. From a new jack to a full setup, I'll be doing it all.
DMs open, I'll set a dedicated account up soon
Please share x
🎸
November 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Right, doing the saying it out loud so it might actually happen thing.
Valley Guitar Repairs is coming soon. Guitars, basses, pedals, maybe amps if I know what I'm looking at. From a new jack to a full setup, I'll be doing it all.
DMs open, I'll set a dedicated account up soon
Please share x
🎸
Valley Guitar Repairs is coming soon. Guitars, basses, pedals, maybe amps if I know what I'm looking at. From a new jack to a full setup, I'll be doing it all.
DMs open, I'll set a dedicated account up soon
Please share x
🎸
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In these challenging times someone might need one of them:
Childline: 0800 1111
Samaritans: 116 123
Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247
Mind: 0300 123 3393
Age UK: 0800 169 6565
Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650
Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677
MH text support: 85258
Childline: 0800 1111
Samaritans: 116 123
Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247
Mind: 0300 123 3393
Age UK: 0800 169 6565
Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650
Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677
MH text support: 85258
November 25, 2025 at 7:13 PM
In these challenging times someone might need one of them:
Childline: 0800 1111
Samaritans: 116 123
Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247
Mind: 0300 123 3393
Age UK: 0800 169 6565
Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650
Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677
MH text support: 85258
Childline: 0800 1111
Samaritans: 116 123
Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247
Mind: 0300 123 3393
Age UK: 0800 169 6565
Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650
Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677
MH text support: 85258
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Needless to say, this story is nowhere near the front page of the BBC website despite only being posted 4 hrs ago. So where have the BBC put a story about Farage, an MP who leads a Westminster party and whose seat is in Essex? In the "Wales" news section, obviously
Reform UK's Nigel Farage challenged by BBC reporter over school racism claims
Nigel Farage insisted he has never engaged in 'direct, personal' abuse, following accusations of racism.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Needless to say, this story is nowhere near the front page of the BBC website despite only being posted 4 hrs ago. So where have the BBC put a story about Farage, an MP who leads a Westminster party and whose seat is in Essex? In the "Wales" news section, obviously
It's official. I'm a student again. Enrolled in my next level qualification. Let the portfolio assembly begin...
November 25, 2025 at 10:31 AM
It's official. I'm a student again. Enrolled in my next level qualification. Let the portfolio assembly begin...
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Bloody watch died at about a KM, damn thing¹. 40 min walk with the mutt. Back in the warm now with tea
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Bloody watch died at about a KM, damn thing¹. 40 min walk with the mutt. Back in the warm now with tea