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Marissa Maciel
@marissamaciel.bsky.social
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Writer and Illustrator from your favorite websites (New Yorker Daily Shouts, McSweeney’s, Belladonna, rip The Toast & The Hairpin) Basically being rad and managing my rosacea
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“I hope this email finds you hunched over your phone on the toilet”
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Guys will destroy an entire White House instead of going to therapy
I wonder if he’s trying to bankrupt the country so he doesn’t have to pay the construction crews - it’s his heritage.
When will we be rid of this maniac and his chaos clowns
Guys will destroy an entire White House instead of going to therapy
I’m waiting anxiously for him to refuse to pardon a turkey on Thanksgiving because of “woke.”
We need to elect an Etsy Witch for president. They get sh!t Diné.
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it's funny to see things like this every day, reflexively ask yourself "where is the limit," remember that "there are no limits" but then have your inner institutionalist say "but imagine if one day we do reach a limit lol"
Breaking News: President Trump wants $230 million from the Justice Department for investigating him, people familiar with the matter say. Any settlement might ultimately be approved by senior department officials who defended him or those in his orbit. nyti.ms/4hmIi5X
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how many republicans deciding that there are limits would it take to muck up this guy's shit? 10?
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when i got this tattoo i didn’t know what it symbolized and it DOES NOT represent who I am today
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Someone shoplifts a snickers bar: “throw them under the jail”

White guy has a Nazi tattoo: “it’s not fair to hold a 40 year old baby responsible for his actions”
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Thanks for submitting, but we rarely run pictorials. Plus, I’m not sure even Trump would be ignorant enough to green light this two days after millions held rallies to save our democracy, so the symbolism here comes off a little heavy-handed.
Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU
White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom
The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.
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FYI @bsky.app this post has over 4K likes and nearly 25k views on threads what is going on around here 😆
Seeing so many people amazed at the turnout for No Kings Day has cemented in my mind that the press has 100% failed the citizens of this country.
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“oh here, i have it queued up on this tablet for you already”

how i expect reporters to reply to the “havent seen it” replies from republicans
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as far as just messaging goes that video is probably the most embarrassing thing any president has done on the world stage in my life

and the fact that the sunday shows wont even describe it? total abdication of their responsibility
“Democrats” well I guess that proves anyone with a brain that works is a Democrat per the WaPo
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Spectacular robbery of the French crown jewels at the Louvre today: three masked men climbed a ladder, broke a window, lifted nine priceless pieces from the Apollo gallery, got away on motorbikes. No one hurt.
Reportedly the most famous piece in the room, the 140 carat Regent diamond, was not taken.
Expect dehydration as a consequence of having fun
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this rocks. when indiana edu killed the student newspaper, Purdue stepped up, printed the forbidden issue, drove it to Bloomington and stocked the boxes.