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halloween pasta snack (marie)

@marieiskandar.me

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late thirties. she/her. i am a thousand years old and have seen many a ghost. from the computer, sadly. erstwhile yinzer now living in tokyo. 日本語🆗 (嘘ですが…)

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Outerheaven Pirate Television @outerheaven.pyoko.org · 18h

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 2d

B. Kliban drew one of the funniest comics I have ever seen before

A cartoon of a cat staring at a corner. The cat has a thought bubble. The thought bubble just shows the corner the cat is staring at

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Big Iron @big-iron.bsky.social · 19h

Plato figuring out how soulmates work:

Pornhub Out of Context @nocontextpornhub.bsky.social · 23h

MrMemer444
8 years ago
bro what if its not even 2 people and its just 1 person with 4 arms and 4 legs
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 1d

Please just let me type in the year I was born. No more scrolling. We don’t have to keep doing this to each other.

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halloween pasta snack (marie) @marieiskandar.me · 1d

yeah

halloween pasta snack (marie) @marieiskandar.me · 2d

(thank you @kya.likes.ink for humoring me)

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halloween pasta snack (marie) @marieiskandar.me · 2d

THE MAJIMA TRAFFIC CONE IS REAL

Marie (6’1”) standing next to a large traffic cone that is almost the same height

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Dalton | SmashToons @smashtoons.com · 3d

Life advice.

There's a good chance you'll meet up with a rat or two.

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Thomas @thomasfuchs.at · 2d

Meme showing six logical operators illustrated with jack-o'-lantern images.

trick OR treat
trick AND treat
trick XOR treat
trick NOR treat
trick NAND treat
trick XNOR treat

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Pink Trans Supernova 🏳️‍⚧️ @pinknovahtx.bsky.social · 3d

A pumpkin carved with a human shaped opening, and then the guy from The Enigma of Amigara Fault by Junji Ito has been cut out with a text bubble saying “it was made for me!” And attacked to the pumpkin so it recreates the scene from the manga where the guy is climbing into the human shaped hole in a cliff side except now it’s a human shaped hole in a pumpkin.

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halloween pasta snack (marie) @marieiskandar.me · 3d

just @ me next time

halloween pasta snack (marie) @marieiskandar.me · 3d

happy hallow’s ween

Marie is coming back from getting her mail wearing a witch costume

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 4d

[at Arby's] may i please have two roast beeves

Yates @mckee.bsky.social · 4d

“Beeves” is an accepted plural of “beef”

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halloween pasta snack (marie) @marieiskandar.me · 5d

fascinating/alarming underwear choices at the don quijote

A package of “My Melody” men’s boxer briefs. When worn as designed, My Melody’s face appears across the wearer’s ass.

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Kayin @kayin.moe · 5d

I'm so mad that this was actually just Saruman what the fuck this was supposed to be an off-brand wizard

Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 5d

I FOUND THE BOOK WITH THE ORB

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halloween pasta snack (marie) @marieiskandar.me · 5d

we’ve gone too far into the soft blob zone. we need to bring back skeuomorphism

halloween pasta snack (marie) @marieiskandar.me · 6d

i hurt my back by moving slightly wrong a couple of days ago and now i need to will riker onto chairs. except the back on my computer chair is too tall for me to do this

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halloween pasta snack (marie) @marieiskandar.me · 7d

tried to type “i’m new at this.” my phone autocorrected it to “i’m me at this” which was maybe more accurate in the context

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aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · 9d

currently on sale for $8.40 on the manta press website 👀 link is in the carrd!

aunt honeybee 🌿✨ @deerteeth.bsky.social · Jul 17

cute people want to buy my book ✨
rebeccawrites.carrd.co

ms. deerteeth aunt honeybee herself, wearing a green dress, standing outside and smiling while holding a copy of her book, "instructions for burning the world"

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halloween pasta snack (marie) @marieiskandar.me · 9d

i don’t know how i feel about this

A package of “Dachshund Gummies.” They come in two flavors (lemon and orange soda), and two lengths (10cm and 30cm).

The 30cm dachshund gummy, with the head between Marie’s fingers, and the rest of the body / tail dangling below. This one is orange soda-flavored.

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halloween pasta snack (marie) @marieiskandar.me · 9d

thought i was seeing more Stand Users out and about today, then remembered that halloween was approaching

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halloween pasta snack (marie) @marieiskandar.me · 9d

getting a tramp stamp that says "comparison is the thief of joy"

halloween pasta snack (marie) @marieiskandar.me · 9d

the dream also included a thicc goth being kind of mean to me and that appears to have set the tone for where my brain is at today

halloween pasta snack (marie) @marieiskandar.me · 9d

accidentally fell asleep again right after waking up and begin my day late and disoriented. dreamt i had ass-length instead of shoulder-length hair and a bunch of rambunctious but good-natured skeletons were helping me find a mate (for dream-purposes i seemed to live in an abandoned bowling alley)

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ana street rat @uldahstreetrat.bsky.social · 11d

"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it

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