Nelson AM
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Nelson AM
@mannoslen.bsky.social
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Simple country lawyer just hoping the best for people.
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They did zoot wrong …
I just wanted to say to you all
that I love imaginary numbers. Why?Because if we believe in them
with all of our hearts, we can make them real. Thank you.
[using an artificial voicebox] I started using spoopy ironically but now I actually use it. Don’t make the same mistakes I made.
Our grandparents and parents really knuckled down and ate spaghetti Os and only spaghetti Os for about a year and were immediately able to afford a 4 bedroom and two cars… not sure why we can’t figure this out.
[whiney mocking voice] Have you no decency? That’s what you sound like.
No grit, you’re sh*t
No gumption, function
No bushy tail, you won’t prevail
No suckin…. Formerly Sneed’s
I’m apparently still getting blocked so at least I’m getting myself out there!
Sometimes I feel like I'm being Truman Show'ed but on public access TV...
You are now banished to the Forbidden Zone....
I've been stifling myself for various reasons but jump back because you are gonna start seeing some of that classic, biting wit.... any post now.
Turns out democracy was Doritos the whole time...
That and a bunch of gorilla bones in Swiss Guard uniforms.
You can't win a lottery you don't enter...
At the very least be ready to help him find his readers at some point.
Wait there a little more space dust on here (blows on it)

The CEREAL Bible.
*watching Christmas in Connecticut*

Wait!!! That’s the guy from The Good Old Summertime!!! Also, what!?
I miss my “anywhosits” phase…
Cliff Tan video showing how you can in fact maximize the space to hide them and still keep good energy while doing so, while also adding a cozy little sitting area.
A 45 minute montage of him collaborating the hair and makeup team to get the dick nose just right for the 2 second shot.
Which side is paying me to argue?*

*person who would definitely burn their clothes to stay warm in a blizzard.
The character limit on Bonestorm is a cruel mistress.
Somewhere the guy who counts use of words: sir! We’ve seen a stark uptick in both “untethered” and “unmoored” being written in moleskin journals.
I don't know... he says he got it because he got drunk after watching the 1995 classic, wandered into a tattoo parlor and creamed it deserved best picture.