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mannoslen.bsky.social
Nelson AM
@mannoslen.bsky.social
110 followers 100 following 1.8K posts
Simple country lawyer just hoping the best for people.
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Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 9h
They did zoot wrong …
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Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 1d
I just wanted to say to you all
that I love imaginary numbers. Why?Because if we believe in them
with all of our hearts, we can make them real. Thank you.
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Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 2d
[using an artificial voicebox] I started using spoopy ironically but now I actually use it. Don’t make the same mistakes I made.
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Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 2d
Our grandparents and parents really knuckled down and ate spaghetti Os and only spaghetti Os for about a year and were immediately able to afford a 4 bedroom and two cars… not sure why we can’t figure this out.
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Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 3d
[whiney mocking voice] Have you no decency? That’s what you sound like.
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Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 3d
No grit, you’re sh*t
No gumption, function
No bushy tail, you won’t prevail
No suckin…. Formerly Sneed’s
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Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 4d
Who?
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Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 4d
I’m apparently still getting blocked so at least I’m getting myself out there!
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Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 5d
Whomst among us...
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Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 5d
Sometimes I feel like I'm being Truman Show'ed but on public access TV...
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Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 5d
You are now banished to the Forbidden Zone....
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Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 5d
I've been stifling myself for various reasons but jump back because you are gonna start seeing some of that classic, biting wit.... any post now.
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Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 5d
Turns out democracy was Doritos the whole time...
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Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 5d
That and a bunch of gorilla bones in Swiss Guard uniforms.
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Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 5d
You can't win a lottery you don't enter...
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Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 7d
At the very least be ready to help him find his readers at some point.
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Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 7d
Wait there a little more space dust on here (blows on it)

The CEREAL Bible.
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Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 8d
*watching Christmas in Connecticut*

Wait!!! That’s the guy from The Good Old Summertime!!! Also, what!?
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Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 8d
I miss my “anywhosits” phase…
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Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 10d
Cliff Tan video showing how you can in fact maximize the space to hide them and still keep good energy while doing so, while also adding a cozy little sitting area.
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Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 10d
A 45 minute montage of him collaborating the hair and makeup team to get the dick nose just right for the 2 second shot.
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Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 10d
Which side is paying me to argue?*

*person who would definitely burn their clothes to stay warm in a blizzard.
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Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 10d
The character limit on Bonestorm is a cruel mistress.
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Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 10d
Somewhere the guy who counts use of words: sir! We’ve seen a stark uptick in both “untethered” and “unmoored” being written in moleskin journals.
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Nelson AM @mannoslen.bsky.social · 11d
I don't know... he says he got it because he got drunk after watching the 1995 classic, wandered into a tattoo parlor and creamed it deserved best picture.