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Nelson AM
@mannoslen.bsky.social
Simple country lawyer just hoping the best for people.
I like to think the universe will be efficient w/ the afterlife. If I'm going to "heaven" it's me excitedly showing someone a piece of media I love for the 1st time in the hopes I make them a super fan too... & that person's hell is having to sit through the thing and pretend to act enthusiastic.
December 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Never knew a bad Mick…
December 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
It has now been 12 months since I requested to move out of the SAVE plan into one of the "approved" income based repayment plans... Over a year of trying to make payments and a year an a half of months working for a local government that will not count towards my PSLF. I was told multiple 🧵
December 16, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Rest assured that if you have a cast iron pan on the floor for some reason that you simply cannot find... my little toe has you covered.
December 15, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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what’s up
December 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
If you come at the king ( @weeder.bsky.social ) you best lot miss! *

* where are we at with that $95,0000?
December 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
US Dept. of Education press release sure is something...
December 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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I spent the last 20 minutes choosing the *least alarming* way to say “I’m not okay” in a text. Sent “all good!” instead.
December 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
I don’t know why I’m so dramatic*

*25 years earlier asleep in front seat listening to Delilah.
December 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
You IS wasted on the wrong people weird porch man!
December 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
The "you knew the terms when you took out the loan" people never stop to think whether this is one of those public policy things that is against society's interest much in the same we we don't allow "full consenting" people sign up for indentured servitude. But by all means tell me why PSLF unfair.
Law school cost me $190,000.

I have paid $206,000 since graduation.

I now owe $223,000.

I pay $830 per month, and next year it will be more.

I genuinely believe law school student loans are designed to make pro bono representation impossible.
December 8, 2025 at 8:27 PM
As a boy who isn't right once said, "loud is not allowed."
December 8, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I'm smelling a sequel to the Garbage Picking Field Goal Kicking Philadelphia Phenomenon and if Tony's too expensive we can just pivot and do H E Double Hockey Sticks... and if Friedle is too much/busy we will recast but we must have Mr. Lawrence!
The NFL is in the business of romance, and @youknowlydia.bsky.social is in the business of hating it. Watch her make two NFL sponsored Hallmark movies fight (and then kiss). 1900hotdog.com/2025/12/fuck...
December 8, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Also, if Christmas isn't magical for you as an adult, you are doing it wrong.

In all seriousness, the "magic" could be gone for some because it's a rough time of the year. If you or a loved one are showing signs of depression, please seek help.
December 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I first became aware of Steve Cropper when my father showed me the Blues Brothers for the first time. I have enjoyed everything he was involved with musically throughout my life and I'm sad to see that he has passed.
December 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Cmon @weeder.bsky.social !, don’t you have $100k laying around to help Mikey three Swaims finish his papa bear movie?
December 4, 2025 at 3:18 AM
To the tune of Feed the Birds:

Pardons for sale, 5 mill a pop
5 mill, 5 mill, 5 mill a pop
either a plate under mar lago skies
or from commissions through my crypto guys!
December 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
In my opinion, Peggy is the most annoying character on KOTH.
December 3, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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"The 200-person community of Churchville, Virginia, is grappling with the loss of its health clinic.

Augusta Medical Group cited the health care provisions in Trump’s One Big Beautiful Bill Act, for closing the rural clinics in Churchville and two other locations..."

www.cnn.com/2025/11/30/p...
How life changed in a rural town that lost its clinic after Trump’s megabill, even if the politics haven’t | CNN Politics
As the final hues of autumn linger in the Blue Ridge Mountains, the 200-person community of Churchville, Virginia, is grappling with the loss of its only health clinic.
www.cnn.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Where are the goofemups of yore!? Ernest, we knew not what we had til you were gone!
December 1, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Me diligently at work when suddenly a wild thought appears: Steven Flow exists!

I laugh and laugh at how dumb and perfect it is. I then turn my attention back to wor : Steven Flow!
December 1, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Waiting till those last 5 seconds to enter the code from my authenticator app must be the exact same thrill and relief as cutting the right wire on a bomb.
December 1, 2025 at 4:57 PM
A Point Counterpoint style debate between Krusty and BoJack about the role of the entertainer and the responsibility of media consumed by families and children that pivots to a debate over honeydew after filming resumes after the lunch break.
November 26, 2025 at 2:13 PM
You never think as a child you would be the kind of adult who knows how to send registered mail or what a medallion signature is. Then one day you wake up and wonder where things went wrong. Probably when that actuary bit me...
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
People make fun of it but southerners freaking out when it snows and buying all the milk and bread is basically the monkey ladder experiment. We were all raised by people who were raised by people who could end up snowed in for weeks... also, we all own trucks and those do squat all on ice.
November 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM