Doin God’s work…

Pft. I've got more bones than that.

Recorded and excited to watch today!

Hello, I'm Weeder and with my simple four step* program, you too can live off the land.

*The free info pack is 4 steps but then they want to charge you for the other 75 steps with only 12 easy payments of 9.99.

I live in an area where you can move to very affordable rural counties that are still close to cities so a lot of rich people move onto farms, put up a McMansion, & then complain that there is no trash pick up, or the schools suck. But they are the first to scream if RE tax increases are proposed.

Also, Pizza's tawdry relationship with double entendres is as old as time*

*It writes itself:
Person 1: Sir I thought I ordered the Holiday Stuffer.
Person 2: You suuuuuuure did [cue 70s porn music].

I just picture you trying to razz him about it but having to awkwardly explain it to him as he just goes "okay man" and walks away. But it's actually hilariously awkward like the Youngkin/Kavanaugh encounter.

Don't tempt me with a good time....

8/8 them & got them forgiven but we can't do that anywhere else. I knew the terms when I took out the loans. There was a law in place that secured my what I'm trying to do. It was signed by George W. Bush and passed by the house in a vote of 292 - 97. Please just hold up your end of the deal.

7/8 of reasons). But please do go on about how this is bad but subsidies of farmers is good (also support those). Tell my why PPP loans taken out by millionaires could be forgiven but not my loan. Weird how those were not means tested and it was fine that people who maybe didn't need them got...

6/8 due to the governments inability to compete with the private sector, in exchange for 10 years of lower income but on time payments based on that lower income, I could get the remainder forgiven (this post is not about other forgiveness plans but I also support those as well for a myriad ...

5/8 at 120 months of qualified employment so I can't buy back all this wasted time through that program, I actually WANT to pay on my loans under the terms of the law as they were in place when I took them out. I took lower paying, public service work that I find rewarding on the promise that...

4/8 encouraged to resubmit my application, to which I feel like they should simply process the application I submitted over a year ago in a timely fashion as they are being paid to do by the federal government to service my loan. A 6 figure loan that has an average interest rate of 7.1%. I'm not...

3/8 authorized them to get my income records directly from the IRS, and it was submitted electronically. Last time I called they simply said they were not processing any applications if submitted before May of this year. That statement was "corrected" during a follow up call but I was heavily...

2/8 ... times it was because of the pending court case. Then I was told it was because I submitted the wrong application. I did not. I checked all the boxes that were the "typical" reasons the applications were not being processed. I selected a specific plan, not "lowest possible payment", I...

Requests new code.

Original code comes in but is now outdated and does not work.

waits....

I am both legally and morally obligated to say I did!

Kirkland’s End-o-Times is just as good!