mike
@manatr0n.bsky.social
Honestly yall I have no idea what I'm doing
If that's not good enough, how about the fucking ten commandments they love so much
Stephen Miller’s Wife @katiemiller : “Can you cite the statute that makes the boat bombings illegal?”
@bakarisellers.bsky.social : “The due process
clause in the constitution.”
@bakarisellers.bsky.social : “The due process
clause in the constitution.”
November 29, 2025 at 8:23 PM
If that's not good enough, how about the fucking ten commandments they love so much
"Stop kicking my seat or I'll introduce you to the holy ghost here"
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
"Stop kicking my seat or I'll introduce you to the holy ghost here"
Raising money for a superbowl ad that's just me screaming for 10 seconds
November 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Raising money for a superbowl ad that's just me screaming for 10 seconds
Headlines today are like "Kash Patel uses FBI to kidnap Americans and force them to act in his own private Medieval Times restaurant, which has some experts concerned about ethics violations"
November 24, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Headlines today are like "Kash Patel uses FBI to kidnap Americans and force them to act in his own private Medieval Times restaurant, which has some experts concerned about ethics violations"
It's Christopher Walken
None other than beloved character actor Richard Kind
Who will play Dorothy in Wicked: For Good? Well, we have the answer.
November 21, 2025 at 5:14 PM
It's Christopher Walken
"Omg the birds singing are so beautiful"
Bird: *translated from bird* "LET'S FUCK"
Bird: *translated from bird* "LET'S FUCK"
November 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
"Omg the birds singing are so beautiful"
Bird: *translated from bird* "LET'S FUCK"
Bird: *translated from bird* "LET'S FUCK"
Red states can't gerrymander their maps anymore bc they are already severely gerrymandered, and redrawing them again will likely just end up creating other blue districts.
November 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Red states can't gerrymander their maps anymore bc they are already severely gerrymandered, and redrawing them again will likely just end up creating other blue districts.
What if instead of 4 quarters of alternating possession in the nfl, each team gets one half of offense to score as many touchdowns as possible.
November 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
What if instead of 4 quarters of alternating possession in the nfl, each team gets one half of offense to score as many touchdowns as possible.
New Rules for high public offices (president, governor, mayor): if objective metrics on major societal issues do not improve under their term (e.g. poverty, crime, income, affordability, etc.), barring some catastrophic event (major disasters, etc.), the incumbent is barred from reelection.
November 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
New Rules for high public offices (president, governor, mayor): if objective metrics on major societal issues do not improve under their term (e.g. poverty, crime, income, affordability, etc.), barring some catastrophic event (major disasters, etc.), the incumbent is barred from reelection.
I still think it's absolutely insane that Megan Kelly thought it was a good idea to say that shit.
November 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I still think it's absolutely insane that Megan Kelly thought it was a good idea to say that shit.
I think its accurate to assume that anyone voting to not release the epstein files are either in it or have some other criminal ties to the people in it.
November 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I think its accurate to assume that anyone voting to not release the epstein files are either in it or have some other criminal ties to the people in it.
People not going to the doctor when they are healthy is fraud now I guess
Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
November 10, 2025 at 5:19 PM
People not going to the doctor when they are healthy is fraud now I guess
If I'm in your store for 5 minutes and I get asked how my day is by 4 different people I'm gonna flip out. I know it sounds ridiculous but there's such a thing as politeness overload. I just want to buy something I'm not here to socialize.
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
If I'm in your store for 5 minutes and I get asked how my day is by 4 different people I'm gonna flip out. I know it sounds ridiculous but there's such a thing as politeness overload. I just want to buy something I'm not here to socialize.
FREE BODEGA CATS FOR EVERYONE
November 5, 2025 at 6:28 AM
FREE BODEGA CATS FOR EVERYONE
This shit happens every election: Republicans gain control, everything falls to shit, conservatives don't show up to vote, dems win in landslides, republicans go scorched earth trying to make everything terrible so people associate it with dems, conservatives vote republican, rinse and repeat
November 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
This shit happens every election: Republicans gain control, everything falls to shit, conservatives don't show up to vote, dems win in landslides, republicans go scorched earth trying to make everything terrible so people associate it with dems, conservatives vote republican, rinse and repeat
I know a guy in NY that is looking for someone with a truck to help him move, any takers?
November 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I know a guy in NY that is looking for someone with a truck to help him move, any takers?
If you're having a conversation with someone about SNAP and they don't think it should be a benefit for people, ask them if they believe corporations should receive subsidies. If they say yes...
“SNAP is a subsidy to low wage employers” isn’t a compelling argument once you get past the surface, but SNAP payments are definitely an important part of the revenue of grocery retailers and without that we should assume that their already escalating prices are likely to escalate more.
November 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
If you're having a conversation with someone about SNAP and they don't think it should be a benefit for people, ask them if they believe corporations should receive subsidies. If they say yes...
Wow Snell gave up b2b home runs in the first inning and the Dodgers let him live?
October 30, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Wow Snell gave up b2b home runs in the first inning and the Dodgers let him live?
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Take a lesson from the Black Panthers who understood how to feed people
If I were running the DNC, there would be Democratic Party sponsored food relief banks across the country right now that specifically welcomed anyone regardless of party affiliation.
Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net
Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net
October 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Take a lesson from the Black Panthers who understood how to feed people
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It turns out that, all this time, Rob Schneider has been portraying characters who were *smarter* than he really is.
I was born at the children’s hospital in Washington DC
October 25, 2025 at 2:04 AM
It turns out that, all this time, Rob Schneider has been portraying characters who were *smarter* than he really is.
Screw taking away their healthcare and paychecks, if the government shuts down, members of the three branches should have their protective detail taken away until they open it back up.
October 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Screw taking away their healthcare and paychecks, if the government shuts down, members of the three branches should have their protective detail taken away until they open it back up.
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Watch this.
Open your eyes to this brutality.
ICE beats up, drags & abducts this disabled visually impaired man.
Now share this.
Everyone must see the brutality of this administration & ask themselves what they are doing to push back.
You have power.
Even sharing this video exerts that power.
Open your eyes to this brutality.
ICE beats up, drags & abducts this disabled visually impaired man.
Now share this.
Everyone must see the brutality of this administration & ask themselves what they are doing to push back.
You have power.
Even sharing this video exerts that power.
October 24, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Watch this.
Open your eyes to this brutality.
ICE beats up, drags & abducts this disabled visually impaired man.
Now share this.
Everyone must see the brutality of this administration & ask themselves what they are doing to push back.
You have power.
Even sharing this video exerts that power.
Open your eyes to this brutality.
ICE beats up, drags & abducts this disabled visually impaired man.
Now share this.
Everyone must see the brutality of this administration & ask themselves what they are doing to push back.
You have power.
Even sharing this video exerts that power.
I don't want trump or anyone else paying for any government building, much less one attached to the white house. I want the public to fund it, after they approve it. It's our land these are our buildings, we shouldn't let the private sector anywhere near it.
October 23, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I don't want trump or anyone else paying for any government building, much less one attached to the white house. I want the public to fund it, after they approve it. It's our land these are our buildings, we shouldn't let the private sector anywhere near it.
Republicans don't even teach a man to fish. They hoard all the fish, and if you need fish they tell you to figure it out on your own. Then they just take the fish you caught. And now you realize how they got all their fish in the first place.
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Republicans don't even teach a man to fish. They hoard all the fish, and if you need fish they tell you to figure it out on your own. Then they just take the fish you caught. And now you realize how they got all their fish in the first place.
The next pres should turn trumps new ballroom into a museum honoring DEI
October 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
The next pres should turn trumps new ballroom into a museum honoring DEI