mallard... gryphon...
@mallardgryph.bsky.social
33, he/they, "mallard", 🏴
Serial Gryphon, Unruly Junglist, Queer Poly Mess, Purveyor of Songs & Music. FtR Showrunner. (@furtherecord.bsky.social) Occassional NSFW. Minors Avoid.....
SC: https://soundcloud.com/gryphonalpha
icon 🎨: Taz
banner 📸: D. Puvet
Serial Gryphon, Unruly Junglist, Queer Poly Mess, Purveyor of Songs & Music. FtR Showrunner. (@furtherecord.bsky.social) Occassional NSFW. Minors Avoid.....
SC: https://soundcloud.com/gryphonalpha
icon 🎨: Taz
banner 📸: D. Puvet
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LADIES, GENTLEMEN AND ENTITIES OF OTHER IDENTITIES, FURN EVENTS PROUDLY PRESENTS TO YOU, THE 4TH EDITION OF FUR THE RECORD, TAKING YOU TO TUNE TOWN!! 🎉💃
TICKETS GO ON SALE AT 6PM, OCT 30!!!
🌍WEB - furnevents.org
🗣️TG- t.me/FurTheRecord
🎟️TIX - www.skiddle.com/e/41459798
TICKETS GO ON SALE AT 6PM, OCT 30!!!
🌍WEB - furnevents.org
🗣️TG- t.me/FurTheRecord
🎟️TIX - www.skiddle.com/e/41459798
Yes krew that's FtR4 launched! I can unchain myself from my desk! I can go outside! Check it out if you're wantin!!
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Thrilled to announce I'm teaming up with Nvidia to create a basket big enough to fit all of humanity's eggs in it
November 18, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Thrilled to announce I'm teaming up with Nvidia to create a basket big enough to fit all of humanity's eggs in it
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this remains one of my absolute favorite commissions I've ever bought 💜 amazing ava piece done by @neconeconoco2.bsky.social thank you so much
November 18, 2025 at 6:10 AM
this remains one of my absolute favorite commissions I've ever bought 💜 amazing ava piece done by @neconeconoco2.bsky.social thank you so much
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punk Kazooie
November 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
punk Kazooie
reddit has made many shit decisions in its time but by far the worst has to have been allowing people to hide their comment histories - the only thing that kept anyone remotely honest.
does reddit just directly cater to their astroturfing partners now? I assume thats what they call them
does reddit just directly cater to their astroturfing partners now? I assume thats what they call them
November 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
reddit has made many shit decisions in its time but by far the worst has to have been allowing people to hide their comment histories - the only thing that kept anyone remotely honest.
does reddit just directly cater to their astroturfing partners now? I assume thats what they call them
does reddit just directly cater to their astroturfing partners now? I assume thats what they call them
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Oh look this is relevant again
It is 2005, the internet is a distributed network of servers designed so that no one outage can take down the entire network
It is 2025, the internet relies on three companies, problems with any one of which can cripple a significant proportion of the global economy
It is 2025, the internet relies on three companies, problems with any one of which can cripple a significant proportion of the global economy
there’s a major AWS outage going on right now that’s taken down Fortnite, Alexa, Snapchat, Perplexity, Roblox, and lots more of the internet. US-EAST-1 is down and impacting a lot of services that rely on AWS www.theverge.com/news/802486/...
November 18, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Oh look this is relevant again
i dont think ill ever train myself to write it "bluesky". it will forever be "blusky" for me. no e. he he he.
November 18, 2025 at 3:55 PM
i dont think ill ever train myself to write it "bluesky". it will forever be "blusky" for me. no e. he he he.
I Must Not Infodump on my Tabletop Campaigns or their incomprehensible lore,
November 18, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I Must Not Infodump on my Tabletop Campaigns or their incomprehensible lore,
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"Internal" Server Error
November 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
"Internal" Server Error
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poorly remembered old characters
November 18, 2025 at 4:42 AM
poorly remembered old characters
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anti-wellness checkpoint: i'm throwing water at your face. punching and wrestling you. have you eaten any gold foil today? your cell phone notifications miss you. your emails miss you. try starting an argument with your dad
November 18, 2025 at 6:11 AM
anti-wellness checkpoint: i'm throwing water at your face. punching and wrestling you. have you eaten any gold foil today? your cell phone notifications miss you. your emails miss you. try starting an argument with your dad
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The first of the a-z monster list!!
The mighty Aarakocra, on the wing. This particular one is based on a Philippine eagle. This was a lot of work and a lot of studying, but I'm so happy with how it turned out. Soooo many feathers, but totally worth all the effort <3
more info below
The mighty Aarakocra, on the wing. This particular one is based on a Philippine eagle. This was a lot of work and a lot of studying, but I'm so happy with how it turned out. Soooo many feathers, but totally worth all the effort <3
more info below
November 17, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The first of the a-z monster list!!
The mighty Aarakocra, on the wing. This particular one is based on a Philippine eagle. This was a lot of work and a lot of studying, but I'm so happy with how it turned out. Soooo many feathers, but totally worth all the effort <3
more info below
The mighty Aarakocra, on the wing. This particular one is based on a Philippine eagle. This was a lot of work and a lot of studying, but I'm so happy with how it turned out. Soooo many feathers, but totally worth all the effort <3
more info below
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(trying to convince an AI enthusiast to go to Nando’s with me) This isn't just a cheeky dinner date -- it's an opportunity for conversational synergy, revolutionising your evening break with genuine human connection.
November 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
(trying to convince an AI enthusiast to go to Nando’s with me) This isn't just a cheeky dinner date -- it's an opportunity for conversational synergy, revolutionising your evening break with genuine human connection.
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If they really wanted to appeal to women they should have made a drink called Monster Fucker.
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 AM
If they really wanted to appeal to women they should have made a drink called Monster Fucker.
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June: ‘We’re an island of strangers’
September: ‘We’re in a fight for the soul of the nation’
November: ‘No residency for 20 years and we’ll take the family heirlooms that are all you have from the homes you fled’
September: ‘We’re in a fight for the soul of the nation’
November: ‘No residency for 20 years and we’ll take the family heirlooms that are all you have from the homes you fled’
November 17, 2025 at 12:13 AM
June: ‘We’re an island of strangers’
September: ‘We’re in a fight for the soul of the nation’
November: ‘No residency for 20 years and we’ll take the family heirlooms that are all you have from the homes you fled’
September: ‘We’re in a fight for the soul of the nation’
November: ‘No residency for 20 years and we’ll take the family heirlooms that are all you have from the homes you fled’
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Too late for Hot Bird Summer, just in time for #CozyBirdAutumn ☕🦃🍂
🎨 by Bluescale @bluescale.bsky.social
🎨 by Bluescale @bluescale.bsky.social
November 15, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Too late for Hot Bird Summer, just in time for #CozyBirdAutumn ☕🦃🍂
🎨 by Bluescale @bluescale.bsky.social
🎨 by Bluescale @bluescale.bsky.social
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[drops a piece of toast] This toast is now considered to be lost media 😔
November 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
[drops a piece of toast] This toast is now considered to be lost media 😔
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Itz my birbday todayyy ! you are welcome to eat a carrot cake with Mallow if you arrive before he eats everythig ✨🎉
November 16, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Itz my birbday todayyy ! you are welcome to eat a carrot cake with Mallow if you arrive before he eats everythig ✨🎉
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Disregard that, I suck 🐓
November 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Disregard that, I suck 🐓
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Old Bugs Bunny Painting i did :)
November 15, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Old Bugs Bunny Painting i did :)