Clyde
@maineclyde.bsky.social
Once ate an entire ice cream cake by myself over the course of a single day
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Absolutely buzzing over this new video of a rarely seen giant squid
December 7, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Absolutely buzzing over this new video of a rarely seen giant squid
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thicc Robocop
The bronze statue depicting the eponymous cybernetic star of Paul Verhoeven’s 1987 set-in-Detroit sci-fi satire was installed in Eastern Market on Wednesday, nearly 15 years after someone proposed it in a viral social media post.
Detroit finally has a RoboCop statue - Detroit Metro Times
Nearly 15 years later, Detroit finally has its statue of RoboCop. The bronze statue depicting the eponymous cybernetic star of Paul Verhoeven’s 1987 set-in-Detroit sci-fi satire was installed in East...
www.metrotimes.com
December 4, 2025 at 11:47 AM
thicc Robocop
In terms of bang-for-your-buck, I think John Goodman is tough to beat here
This is a Bill Simmons game, but you’re stranded on a desert island. You can only have one actor’s filmography. You get it all, including cameos. But just the one performer.
I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
I’m taking Cate Blanchett: Talented Mr. Ripley, LOTR, Life Aquatic, Black Bag, Tár, Ponyo, Hot Fuzz, Eyes Wide Shut, Thor
December 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
In terms of bang-for-your-buck, I think John Goodman is tough to beat here
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[getting drinks with captain hook]
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
[getting drinks with captain hook]
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
Me: so what’s up are you still in a blood feud with that boy
Hook: he’s not — we’ve been over this, he doesn’t age. I think he’s older than me
Me: I’m just fucking with you how’s Smee
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Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
Shut Facebook the fuck down
The most horrifying AI slop of ICE raids you can possibly imagine is wildly viral on Facebook, collectively totaling tens of millions of views from a single account. First spotted by @chadloder.bsky.social
www.404media.co/ai-generated...
www.404media.co/ai-generated...
AI-Generated Videos of ICE Raids Are Wildly Viral on Facebook
An account is spamming horrific, dehumanizing videos of immigration enforcement because the Facebook algorithm is rewarding them for it.
www.404media.co
November 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Shut Facebook the fuck down
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Tom Brady Clones Dog https://theonion.com/tom-brady-clones-dog/
November 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Tom Brady Clones Dog https://theonion.com/tom-brady-clones-dog/
"We, the jury, find the defendant: rad as hell."
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
"We, the jury, find the defendant: rad as hell."
November 2, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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AI companies: The future of humanoid robots is here
Humanoid robot:
Humanoid robot:
October 31, 2025 at 1:49 PM
AI companies: The future of humanoid robots is here
Humanoid robot:
Humanoid robot:
I will ride into battle for you, Emma Thompson
"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
October 28, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I will ride into battle for you, Emma Thompson
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Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
June 19, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
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lol this cop pissed himself
Here's a photo of my friend and colleague, Jorge Bautista, getting shot in the face with a flashbang grenade. The ICE Agent is so afraid of Jorge (who was posing no threat) that he has wet himself. Please share this photo. Everyone needs to know what cowards ICE agents are.
October 24, 2025 at 11:40 PM
lol this cop pissed himself
A staggeringly wealthy carpetbagging nepobaby with seven children kicking off a run for Governor by crying about being "canceled" nearly a decade ago for beating his first wife-- we may have found the perfect modern GOP politician.
The Republican gubernatorial candidate began his campaign by deriding "cancel culture." www.bangordailynews.com/2025/10/20/p...
The domestic violence incidents that upended Jonathan Bush’s career
The Republican candidate began his campaign criticizing “cancel culture” and addressing 2005 altercations with his first wife.
www.bangordailynews.com
October 20, 2025 at 11:39 AM
A staggeringly wealthy carpetbagging nepobaby with seven children kicking off a run for Governor by crying about being "canceled" nearly a decade ago for beating his first wife-- we may have found the perfect modern GOP politician.
when a person falsely claims they went through a goth phase it's called stolen pallor
September 30, 2025 at 11:24 PM
when a person falsely claims they went through a goth phase it's called stolen pallor
The Trump administration's threat to deploy troops in Portland is unlawful.
Here's a thought.
When you upgrade to a larger bed you end up with more bed room, but less bedroom.
Here's a thought.
When you upgrade to a larger bed you end up with more bed room, but less bedroom.
September 28, 2025 at 12:52 AM
The Trump administration's threat to deploy troops in Portland is unlawful.
Here's a thought.
When you upgrade to a larger bed you end up with more bed room, but less bedroom.
Here's a thought.
When you upgrade to a larger bed you end up with more bed room, but less bedroom.
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IT'S THURSDAY NIGHT IN GIRARD, GEORGIA
CAN DIRTBIKE DERYL OUT FOX THE COPS AGAIN?!
ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, AND HERE HE COMES
CAN DIRTBIKE DERYL OUT FOX THE COPS AGAIN?!
ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, AND HERE HE COMES
September 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
IT'S THURSDAY NIGHT IN GIRARD, GEORGIA
CAN DIRTBIKE DERYL OUT FOX THE COPS AGAIN?!
ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, AND HERE HE COMES
CAN DIRTBIKE DERYL OUT FOX THE COPS AGAIN?!
ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, AND HERE HE COMES
Cannot agree more strongly. WE DON'T BELONG DOWN THERE
September 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Cannot agree more strongly. WE DON'T BELONG DOWN THERE
Hell is empty and all the devils are here
Glurpo, the world's only underwater clown, c.1960. 🤡
September 14, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Hell is empty and all the devils are here
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