Michael Cleary
@magnificocleary.bsky.social
Pluto, Ganymede, the moon, all planets IAU can suck it
I will find and blacken the name of whatever bastard installed this bathroom
December 1, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I will find and blacken the name of whatever bastard installed this bathroom
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Hook it up to my veins
Anecdotally on twitter seeing a big shift the last few days from every AI slop account saying every other creative field is “over” and they’re in control now to now posting about how nobody likes them and it’s not fair and they’ll persevere and real artists respect and uplift eachother
November 30, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Hook it up to my veins
Reader, I took the offer
I don’t know how to package this information into a pithy late stage capitalism tweet but my dealer sent me a Black Friday offer
November 29, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Reader, I took the offer
Metal Gear Solid makes me feel alive in a way that simply being alive just doesn’t
November 29, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Metal Gear Solid makes me feel alive in a way that simply being alive just doesn’t
Badenoch would have shipped Baby Jesus to Rwanda
November 28, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Badenoch would have shipped Baby Jesus to Rwanda
I don’t know how to package this information into a pithy late stage capitalism tweet but my dealer sent me a Black Friday offer
November 28, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I don’t know how to package this information into a pithy late stage capitalism tweet but my dealer sent me a Black Friday offer
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Hong Kong fire and Grenfell are just alike. Fire spreading through unsafe building materials installed due to penny-pinching, killing dozens. One difference: before the HK fire is even out three executives at contractors have been arrested, eight years after Grenfell no-one has been arrested.
November 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Hong Kong fire and Grenfell are just alike. Fire spreading through unsafe building materials installed due to penny-pinching, killing dozens. One difference: before the HK fire is even out three executives at contractors have been arrested, eight years after Grenfell no-one has been arrested.
The problem with communists is, much like their right wing counterparts, everyone wants to be the big man with the silly moustache
‘We had six MPs and four factions’: inside Your Party’s toxic power struggles
Some say Jeremy Corbyn is too non-committal for project to work, while others blame Zarah Sultana’s combative nature
www.theguardian.com
November 28, 2025 at 8:14 AM
The problem with communists is, much like their right wing counterparts, everyone wants to be the big man with the silly moustache
a lot to unpick here but he wasn't even fucking Caesar
Experience: I was stabbed in the back with a real knife while performing Julius Caesar
Experience: I was stabbed in the back with a real knife while performing Julius Caesar
Our student theatre group had the bright idea of using actual knives on stage for authenticity. The blade missed my aorta by about a centimetre
www.theguardian.com
November 28, 2025 at 7:04 AM
a lot to unpick here but he wasn't even fucking Caesar
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Netsuke of a Rat Grasping a Soybean Pod, 19th century Japan
November 27, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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Get his ass Shelagh
‘Is Nigel Farage a Russian asset?’
‘Are you seriously asking me that?’
@shelaghfogarty.bsky.social refuses to back down while questioning Reform’s Zia Yusuf.
‘Are you seriously asking me that?’
@shelaghfogarty.bsky.social refuses to back down while questioning Reform’s Zia Yusuf.
November 27, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Get his ass Shelagh
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The war will end when Russia stops fighting. Therefore, pressure has to be put on Russia, so that they stop believing that they will win. Why is that so hard to understand?
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The war will end when Russia stops fighting. Therefore, pressure has to be put on Russia, so that they stop believing that they will win. Why is that so hard to understand?
It’s dark and I’m bored it should be illegal to make people work
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
It’s dark and I’m bored it should be illegal to make people work
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I can’t get over that cats really say ‘miaow’. Like they pronounce the whole word
November 26, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I can’t get over that cats really say ‘miaow’. Like they pronounce the whole word
I often speculate whether it would be the hernia or my poorly designed teeth that killed me but both would be grim and I wouldn’t have made it out of my twenties
Most near death experiences are pretty anticlimactic. We tend to think “faced down a gun wielding maniac”, but can’t really process the hugeness of “went to the dentist” or “finished a round of antibiotics”
November 26, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I often speculate whether it would be the hernia or my poorly designed teeth that killed me but both would be grim and I wouldn’t have made it out of my twenties
Am I high right now? (yes, but you know what I mean)
‘I didn’t start it’: Starmer apologises for ‘six seven’ uproar during school visit
‘I didn’t start it’: Starmer apologises for ‘six seven’ uproar during school visit
Prime minister jokes that he may be ‘put in detention’ after appearing to encourage classroom hysterics
It has become the bane of many parents’ and teachers’ existence: children bleating out “six seven” for apparently no reason.
So parents of pupils at Welland Academy in Peterborough will be unimpressed to discover that none other than the prime minister was encouraging their youngsters in the viral phenomenon. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Am I high right now? (yes, but you know what I mean)
Pagan religions that worshipped the sun were entirely correct
November 25, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Pagan religions that worshipped the sun were entirely correct
It's dyson air heater cold
November 25, 2025 at 10:02 AM
It's dyson air heater cold
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Reposted by Michael Cleary
November 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Conspiracy theories are non sentient life forms. They have an immune system. They reproduce.
November 23, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Conspiracy theories are non sentient life forms. They have an immune system. They reproduce.
Reposted by Michael Cleary
Uh oh we're in rouble...
BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c8...
Ex-leader of Reform UK in Wales sentenced to 10-and-a-half years for taking pro-Russian bribes - BBC News
Ex-leader of Reform UK in Wales sentenced to 10-and-a-half years for taking pro-Russian bribes - BBC News
Ex-leader of Reform UK in Wales sentenced to 10-and-a-half years for taking pro-Russian bribes
The judge tells Nathan Gill his actions were a
www.bbc.co.uk
November 21, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Uh oh we're in rouble...
Johnson belongs in jail and anyone who says he doesn’t probably does as well
November 22, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Johnson belongs in jail and anyone who says he doesn’t probably does as well