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Barclays/ JP Morgan Chase Chief Exec. Jes Staley: “That was fun, say hi to Snow White”
Epstein: “What Disney character you want next?”
Staley is married and has two daughters.
Epstein: “What Disney character you want next?”
Staley is married and has two daughters.
February 15, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Barclays/ JP Morgan Chase Chief Exec. Jes Staley: “That was fun, say hi to Snow White”
Epstein: “What Disney character you want next?”
Staley is married and has two daughters.
Epstein: “What Disney character you want next?”
Staley is married and has two daughters.
We went from leading the world in medical research to sticking cucumbers up your a// in less than 13 months.
www.dailystar.co.uk/news/us-news...
www.dailystar.co.uk/news/us-news...
US government gleefully dishing out advice on 'best foods to insert into rectum'
WARNING, GRAPHIC CONTENT RFK Jr.'s willingness to rely on Grok to advise people has back-fired, as scores of Americans ask his official website 'which foods are best to insert into my rectum?'
www.dailystar.co.uk
February 14, 2026 at 1:50 AM
We went from leading the world in medical research to sticking cucumbers up your a// in less than 13 months.
www.dailystar.co.uk/news/us-news...
www.dailystar.co.uk/news/us-news...
So, Ilhan Omar said in Somalia, they execute ped0philes instead of electing them, and Comer immediately thought she was threatening the President?
February 13, 2026 at 5:44 PM
So, Ilhan Omar said in Somalia, they execute ped0philes instead of electing them, and Comer immediately thought she was threatening the President?
Follow list from Monica, and I am on it.
February 12, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Follow list from Monica, and I am on it.
The Cyber Suck is the second biggest flop, right after the Melania movie.
February 10, 2026 at 11:21 PM
The Cyber Suck is the second biggest flop, right after the Melania movie.
It's just not right that they picked a Superbowl halftime performance in a language we can't understand. What language is that anyway?
Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie, said up drop the boogie
Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy
(Kid Rock)
Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie, said up drop the boogie
Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy
(Kid Rock)
February 9, 2026 at 1:22 PM
It's just not right that they picked a Superbowl halftime performance in a language we can't understand. What language is that anyway?
Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie, said up drop the boogie
Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy
(Kid Rock)
Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy
Said the boogie, said up drop the boogie
Bawitdaba, da-bang, da-bang, diggy-diggy-diggy
(Kid Rock)
If ICE is only going after the worst of the worst immigrants, why haven't they arrested Elon Musk yet?
February 7, 2026 at 4:51 PM
If ICE is only going after the worst of the worst immigrants, why haven't they arrested Elon Musk yet?
Imagine being so disliked that they didn't even want you on Epstein Island.
February 6, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Imagine being so disliked that they didn't even want you on Epstein Island.
Why we need unions.
February 6, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Why we need unions.
This guy was hired as a math teacher at a NY elite school with no degree and zero qualifications. The hiring principal was Bill Barr's father, who had shortly before written a SciFi novel containing underage s3x.
February 5, 2026 at 12:37 AM
This guy was hired as a math teacher at a NY elite school with no degree and zero qualifications. The hiring principal was Bill Barr's father, who had shortly before written a SciFi novel containing underage s3x.
Finally, the EU is waking up.
February 4, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Finally, the EU is waking up.
Republicans:
1992: Clinton will take your guns away.
2000: Gore will take your guns away.
2008: Obama will take your guns away.
2016: Hillary will take your guns away.
2020: Biden will take your guns away.
2026 (Jan.): You just can't have guns.
2026 (Feb.): Legal gun owners will be arrested.
1992: Clinton will take your guns away.
2000: Gore will take your guns away.
2008: Obama will take your guns away.
2016: Hillary will take your guns away.
2020: Biden will take your guns away.
2026 (Jan.): You just can't have guns.
2026 (Feb.): Legal gun owners will be arrested.
February 3, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Republicans:
1992: Clinton will take your guns away.
2000: Gore will take your guns away.
2008: Obama will take your guns away.
2016: Hillary will take your guns away.
2020: Biden will take your guns away.
2026 (Jan.): You just can't have guns.
2026 (Feb.): Legal gun owners will be arrested.
1992: Clinton will take your guns away.
2000: Gore will take your guns away.
2008: Obama will take your guns away.
2016: Hillary will take your guns away.
2020: Biden will take your guns away.
2026 (Jan.): You just can't have guns.
2026 (Feb.): Legal gun owners will be arrested.
Today is the official release of my new book, War of my Fathers. The story follows the lives of two men under fascism. Given the current state, it is more relevant than ever and I would truly appreciate it if you could take a look and share it.
www.casematepublishers.com/978163624621...
www.casematepublishers.com/978163624621...
War of My Fathers - Casemate Publishers US
Traces the contrasting World War II experiences of a German anti-Nazi and a loyal Hitler supporter on the Eastern Front.The author’s grandfather despised t...
www.casematepublishers.com
February 2, 2026 at 12:42 PM
Qanon was right all along. There is a powerful cabal of rich people in DC that tortures and kills children. The only 2 things they were wrong about are that
1. this group didn't meet in the basement of a pizza parlor but on Epstein isIand.
2. the group isn't led by Hillary Clinton.
1. this group didn't meet in the basement of a pizza parlor but on Epstein isIand.
2. the group isn't led by Hillary Clinton.
February 1, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Qanon was right all along. There is a powerful cabal of rich people in DC that tortures and kills children. The only 2 things they were wrong about are that
1. this group didn't meet in the basement of a pizza parlor but on Epstein isIand.
2. the group isn't led by Hillary Clinton.
1. this group didn't meet in the basement of a pizza parlor but on Epstein isIand.
2. the group isn't led by Hillary Clinton.
What I learned today:
1. Rich people can’t spell.
2. Bill Gates hired a Russian hooker and now he’s Micro Soft.
3. Every week we think the latest Epstein file release is the bottom, only to be surprised again the following week.
4. There is no bottom.
1. Rich people can’t spell.
2. Bill Gates hired a Russian hooker and now he’s Micro Soft.
3. Every week we think the latest Epstein file release is the bottom, only to be surprised again the following week.
4. There is no bottom.
February 1, 2026 at 1:05 AM
What I learned today:
1. Rich people can’t spell.
2. Bill Gates hired a Russian hooker and now he’s Micro Soft.
3. Every week we think the latest Epstein file release is the bottom, only to be surprised again the following week.
4. There is no bottom.
1. Rich people can’t spell.
2. Bill Gates hired a Russian hooker and now he’s Micro Soft.
3. Every week we think the latest Epstein file release is the bottom, only to be surprised again the following week.
4. There is no bottom.
Aww, darn it! How unfortunate!
January 30, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Aww, darn it! How unfortunate!
Today is the official release of my new book, War of my Fathers. The story follows the lives of two men under fascism. Given the current state, it is more relevant than ever and I would truly appreciate it if you could take a look and share it.
www.casematepublishers.com/978163624621...
www.casematepublishers.com/978163624621...
War of My Fathers - Casemate Publishers US
Traces the contrasting World War II experiences of a German anti-Nazi and a loyal Hitler supporter on the Eastern Front.The author’s grandfather despised t...
www.casematepublishers.com
January 30, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Today is the official release of my new book, War of my Fathers. The story follows the lives of two men under fascism. Given the current state, it is more relevant than ever and I would truly appreciate it if you could take a look and share it.
www.casematepublishers.com/978163624621...
www.casematepublishers.com/978163624621...
Unlike the billionaire-owned US press, the German-speaking press doesn't tippytoe around the clearly visible truth when describing the events in Minneapolis. They have seen this before:
"Execution or self-defense?" "formal execution," "murder," "they shot Alex Pretti down, to death."
"Execution or self-defense?" "formal execution," "murder," "they shot Alex Pretti down, to death."
January 28, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Unlike the billionaire-owned US press, the German-speaking press doesn't tippytoe around the clearly visible truth when describing the events in Minneapolis. They have seen this before:
"Execution or self-defense?" "formal execution," "murder," "they shot Alex Pretti down, to death."
"Execution or self-defense?" "formal execution," "murder," "they shot Alex Pretti down, to death."
Where is the uprising?
January 27, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Where is the uprising?
First thing in the morning, I'm going over to my neighbor's house. I'm gonna tell him if he doesn't buy a $, 1,000 toilet bowl from me, I am going to take a s h i t on his front porch every morning.
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
US warns it will send fighter jets into Canadian airspace if F-35 deal fails
Cost of F-35 advanced fighter jet program has risen by $8 billion in the last three years
www.the-independent.com
January 27, 2026 at 2:55 AM
First thing in the morning, I'm going over to my neighbor's house. I'm gonna tell him if he doesn't buy a $, 1,000 toilet bowl from me, I am going to take a s h i t on his front porch every morning.
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
I just read on FB that "we" own all the guns. "We" in this case means trailer-dwelling, uneducated, overweight, conservative white males. Guess what...
January 26, 2026 at 5:53 PM
I just read on FB that "we" own all the guns. "We" in this case means trailer-dwelling, uneducated, overweight, conservative white males. Guess what...
It you think that legally carrying a gun on the street is a reason to be shot by the government, turn in your guns now.
January 26, 2026 at 1:15 AM
It you think that legally carrying a gun on the street is a reason to be shot by the government, turn in your guns now.
I lived and worked for 15 years in 4 different European countries and still have dozens of friends there. All I can say is that the world is watching in disbelief and shock at what is happening in this country. We will never recover from this. The Germans could claim ignorance after WWII; we can’t.
January 25, 2026 at 9:17 PM
I lived and worked for 15 years in 4 different European countries and still have dozens of friends there. All I can say is that the world is watching in disbelief and shock at what is happening in this country. We will never recover from this. The Germans could claim ignorance after WWII; we can’t.
Let's save this for future debates about gun reform.
January 25, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Let's save this for future debates about gun reform.
The best explanation yet, for what's happening in this country:
January 25, 2026 at 2:39 PM
The best explanation yet, for what's happening in this country: