Mabes
@mabes3.bsky.social
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Your favorite aspiring lawyer, history nerd, pedantic as culture PNW, Cascadia shall rise Cringe is dead and I'm still breathing She/Her 🏳️‍⚧️
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mabes3.bsky.social
I must learn the hardest of lessons
To let people out of my heart who wouldn't have me in theirs, and who would never move to change even if I continued to plead with them
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queenrayna1337.bsky.social
Tag urself I’m transsexuals (sad)
eva.computer
welcome to bluesky we got:
something awful 2
transsexuals (sad)
transsexuals (smart)
transsexuals (cocaine)
DNC bots
people indistinguishable from DNC bots
jerry
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emma.meangirls.online
i will not be satisfied until a future girlfriend literally buys a singular locker from a high school for my birthday and shoves me into it while calling me a pathetic little bitch
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deathcarpets.sisc.one
is there a new twitter surge. did i get put on a starter pack. where are u all
coming from
mabes3.bsky.social
Sometimes the lesbian humors are out of balance and they just do that
mabes3.bsky.social
I love you eastern European finance guy (for Hims I think) in a Ferrari that gave me a 50 for keeping his car up top for literally 5 minutes.
"Welp that was the wrong restaurant, anyways thanks kid"
You shall be spared in the revolution
mabes3.bsky.social
Yeah and those places should get more difficult still
All places in fact
Damn bougie fucks in their Teslas

Infinite Jihad

Genuinely the guys in GWagons and Aston Martins are more tolerable
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thedeerwhisperer.bsky.social
Bald Eagle surveying its domain on Kitsap Peninsula, Washington
A Bald Eagle in a tree
mabes3.bsky.social
I get mad revved up at the thought of all the gas pay pigs funding my delicious new commie transportation budgets
mabes3.bsky.social
Average American describing gas prices as a result of massive subsidy
mabes3.bsky.social
This feels like more a consequence of the general lead addled state of the American population than the virtue of a servant class
mabes3.bsky.social
Idk what's more convenient than hopping out, getting it pumping, and being on my way with no necessity to interact with anyone, in 3 minutes flat
mabes3.bsky.social
So jersey is a basement in multiple senses
mabes3.bsky.social
95° in the shade is 95°
mabes3.bsky.social
As a former stand out in the sun to facilitate the car bourgeois class (valet) I will be the strongest Bolshevik for destroying that shit
mabes3.bsky.social
... honestly to this point I'd never met anyone who genuinely preferred not pumping their own gas, often saying Oregon needed to ditch that, so this is a bit of a whiplash
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tinysquash.bsky.social
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baseball-broad.bsky.social
I cannot emphasize enough how much it means to me that people I haven’t seen or talked to in years are taking the time to message or talk to me about the Mariners lately 🥹
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jysexton.bsky.social
It feels like the political overton window has shifted far to the Right because the wealth class controls our media and owns our politicians.

Meanwhile, the vast, vast majority of people belong to what would now be portrayed as “the extreme Left.”

It’s a perception game and narrative control.
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lowrhoufo.bsky.social
I feel like Ben Gvir personally being in the room when Greta Thunberg was being tortured should be bigger news
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mel.bzky.team
you really want to dig 2 graves before embarking on a journey of revenge just in case your nemesis' child grows up to have a "cycles of violence" type of arc and comes after you. if it turns out that kid is like, middle aged you probably want to dig a 3rd grave in case theres a grandchild coming too