Lynn Harris
@lynnharris.bsky.social
Founder of GOLD Comedy. Former journalist, author, standup, podcaster, Tonya Harding lookalike (long story). Jewish, peckish. My arms are tired from holding this fucking sign since the fucking 1980s.
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i’m 70% “this is the bad place” and 30% “you chucklefucks are such goddamn crybabies that you can’t handle jokes from JIMMY KIMMEL?”
ABC yanks Jimmy Kimmel’s show ‘indefinitely’ after remarks about Charlie Kirk | CNN Business
Disney’s ABC is taking Jimmy Kimmel’s late night talk show off the air indefinitely amid a controversy over his recent comments about Charlie Kirk’s suspected killer.
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September 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
i’m 70% “this is the bad place” and 30% “you chucklefucks are such goddamn crybabies that you can’t handle jokes from JIMMY KIMMEL?”
Love this. “So how did you guys meet?” www.nytimes.com/2025/09/09/u... #GenX
Oliver North and Fawn Hall, Key Figures in Iran-Contra Scandal, Are Married
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September 10, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Love this. “So how did you guys meet?” www.nytimes.com/2025/09/09/u... #GenX
Have you READ this? Friends to Epstein: RAPEY BIRTHDAY! MANY RAPEY RETURNS! FOR HE’S A RAPEY GOOD FELLOW!
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/09/b...
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/09/b...
In Epstein’s ‘Birthday Book,’ a Celebration of His Lecherous Exploits
www.nytimes.com
September 9, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Have you READ this? Friends to Epstein: RAPEY BIRTHDAY! MANY RAPEY RETURNS! FOR HE’S A RAPEY GOOD FELLOW!
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/09/b...
www.nytimes.com/2025/09/09/b...
“What’s it like to be a woman in comedy?”
July 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
“What’s it like to be a woman in comedy?”
I feel like @bradlander.bsky.social is the “woman” in this race. The most accomplished, the most experienced, and the most effective disposition. And yet…? What the eff else do people want from him? www.nytimes.com/2025/06/18/o...
Opinion | Brad Lander Doesn’t Belong in Jail. Does He Belong in City Hall?
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June 18, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I feel like @bradlander.bsky.social is the “woman” in this race. The most accomplished, the most experienced, and the most effective disposition. And yet…? What the eff else do people want from him? www.nytimes.com/2025/06/18/o...
This is a truly landmark case requiring REAL reform that will change systems and generations, maybe even attitudes. Awe and gratitude for the bravery of survivors like Alison — and so (too) many others.
In 2019, I sued the City of New York for systemic sex discrimination by the NYPD. Yesterday, we made history with a landmark settlement requiring NYPD reforms in sex crimes investigations. It wasn't politicians who made this happen; it was the power of survivors.
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NYPD agrees to improve sexual assault investigations as part of million-dollar settlement
Two alleged survivors said the special victims division traumatized them and botched the investigations into their cases.
gothamist.com
June 13, 2025 at 5:32 PM
This is a truly landmark case requiring REAL reform that will change systems and generations, maybe even attitudes. Awe and gratitude for the bravery of survivors like Alison — and so (too) many others.
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The @theguardian.com is doing some really great work on femicide.
This is such an important issue. I sometimes make the mistake of feeling less vulnerable as I age. The relief of the end of leering and the cat calling doesn't mean the risk is disappearing.
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
This is such an important issue. I sometimes make the mistake of feeling less vulnerable as I age. The relief of the end of leering and the cat calling doesn't mean the risk is disappearing.
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
One in eight women killed by men are over 70, report reveals
Lack of media focus and specialist services mean abuse of older women often hidden, the campaign group Femicide Census says
www.theguardian.com
March 6, 2025 at 11:04 AM
The @theguardian.com is doing some really great work on femicide.
This is such an important issue. I sometimes make the mistake of feeling less vulnerable as I age. The relief of the end of leering and the cat calling doesn't mean the risk is disappearing.
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
This is such an important issue. I sometimes make the mistake of feeling less vulnerable as I age. The relief of the end of leering and the cat calling doesn't mean the risk is disappearing.
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
Maybe only my kids will get this but I am very proud
March 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Maybe only my kids will get this but I am very proud
📣Abortion bans are bad for business! New report from @reprorights.bsky.social + @IWPResearch: young people planning to have kids want to work at places that respect their reproductive rights; businesses can’t afford to ignore that.
reproductiverights.org/wp-content/u... h/t @susanmcp.bsky.social
reproductiverights.org/wp-content/u... h/t @susanmcp.bsky.social
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March 4, 2025 at 11:56 AM
📣Abortion bans are bad for business! New report from @reprorights.bsky.social + @IWPResearch: young people planning to have kids want to work at places that respect their reproductive rights; businesses can’t afford to ignore that.
reproductiverights.org/wp-content/u... h/t @susanmcp.bsky.social
reproductiverights.org/wp-content/u... h/t @susanmcp.bsky.social
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Has nothing to do with DEI, everything to do with restoring land, filtering pollution, and supporting community health.
Make Elon explain it.
Make Elon explain it.
"tree equity" is the kind of thing that columnists like to make fun of when why it works is actually instantly apparent to anyone who's ever walked down a street in the summer apnews.com/article/tree...
$75 million was awarded to plant trees in places that badly need them. In anti-DEI push, that's over
The U.S. Forest Service has terminated $75 million awarded to the Arbor Day Foundation to help disadvantaged communities plant trees.
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March 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Has nothing to do with DEI, everything to do with restoring land, filtering pollution, and supporting community health.
Make Elon explain it.
Make Elon explain it.
Is it just me, or did many women have an extra-visceral reaction to the Zelensky “meeting”? To watching (1) supremely underqualified men break things with their massive undeserved power, and (2) abuse?
March 1, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Is it just me, or did many women have an extra-visceral reaction to the Zelensky “meeting”? To watching (1) supremely underqualified men break things with their massive undeserved power, and (2) abuse?
“People will die,” said Dr. Catherine Kyobutungi, executive director of the African Population and Health Research Center, “but we will never know, because even the programs to count the dead are cut.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/27/h...
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U.S. Terminates Funding for Polio, H.I.V., Malaria and Nutrition Programs Around the World
Here are some of the 5,800 contracts the Trump administration formally canceled this week in a wave of terse emails.
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February 28, 2025 at 11:57 AM
“People will die,” said Dr. Catherine Kyobutungi, executive director of the African Population and Health Research Center, “but we will never know, because even the programs to count the dead are cut.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/27/h...
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/27/h...
Forcing women to go places, then criminalizing women for going places.
Hellscape.
Montana Republicans have introduced a bill that would criminalize women for getting out-of-state abortions, accusing them of ‘trafficking’ their own fetuses.
Essentially, they’re coming for women’s right to travel.
Via @jessicavalenti.bsky.social
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Montana Republicans have introduced a bill that would criminalize women for getting out-of-state abortions, accusing them of ‘trafficking’ their own fetuses.
Essentially, they’re coming for women’s right to travel.
Via @jessicavalenti.bsky.social
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Montana Bill Would Charge Women for 'Trafficking' Their Own Fetus
The legislation, House Bill 609, is the first of its kind in the country
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February 25, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Forcing women to go places, then criminalizing women for going places.
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The GOAT of responses to stupid letters/emails #Emails2DOGE
February 23, 2025 at 2:09 AM
The GOAT of responses to stupid letters/emails #Emails2DOGE
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Musical legend and humanitarian Dolly Parton has called on Indiana’s Republican governor to reverse course on plans to do away with her popular “Imagination Library,” her acclaimed program promoting childhood literacy: www.thedailybeast.com/dolly-parton...
Dolly Parton Calls Out Indiana Gov Over Plan to Dump Her Imagination Library
The country singer started the “Imagination Library” nearly 30 years ago to encourage early literacy.
www.thedailybeast.com
February 20, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Musical legend and humanitarian Dolly Parton has called on Indiana’s Republican governor to reverse course on plans to do away with her popular “Imagination Library,” her acclaimed program promoting childhood literacy: www.thedailybeast.com/dolly-parton...
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Hey, look, here’s @chriswarcraft.bsky.social out there walking the walk
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Former NFL player Chris Kluwe arrested after attacking ‘corrupt’ Maga movement
Former NFL punter Chris Kluwe was arrested in California on Tuesday after protesting against what he said was a tribute to the Maga movement
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February 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Hey, look, here’s @chriswarcraft.bsky.social out there walking the walk
www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/f...
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Former NFL player Chris Kluwe arrested during Huntington Beach City Council meeting
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Former NFL player Chris Kluwe arrested during Huntington Beach City Council meeting
Kluwe, a Huntington Beach resident, made comments against a MAGA plaque proposed for installation at the Central Library, then approached the dais and was arrested.
www.latimes.com
February 20, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Former NFL player Chris Kluwe arrested during Huntington Beach City Council meeting
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Happy birthday to me www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/b...
‘Buffy the Vampire Slayer’ Reboot With Sarah Michelle Gellar in the Works at Hulu
The actress would recur on the potential series but not be its central focus.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
February 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Happy birthday to me www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/b...
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Will need a few distractions today
Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found
January 20, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Will need a few distractions today
January 15, 2025 at 11:11 AM
NO WOMEN— SORRY, "LADIES"—WERE AVAILABLE TO HOST?! WHAT IN THE WHOLE EFF, ROB SCHNEIDER?
"We’re going to do an all-ladies talk show that won't be like ‘The View,’" Schneider said. "It will be the opposite because this will be entertaining. It'll be funny.”
www.foxnews.com/media/rob-sc... #comedy
"We’re going to do an all-ladies talk show that won't be like ‘The View,’" Schneider said. "It will be the opposite because this will be entertaining. It'll be funny.”
www.foxnews.com/media/rob-sc... #comedy
Rob Schneider launching new women's talk show that will be 'the opposite' of 'The View'
Comedian Rob Schneider announced on Fox News that he was launching a women's talk show under his media company that will be an alternative to ABC's "The View."
www.foxnews.com
December 11, 2024 at 10:04 PM
NO WOMEN— SORRY, "LADIES"—WERE AVAILABLE TO HOST?! WHAT IN THE WHOLE EFF, ROB SCHNEIDER?
"We’re going to do an all-ladies talk show that won't be like ‘The View,’" Schneider said. "It will be the opposite because this will be entertaining. It'll be funny.”
www.foxnews.com/media/rob-sc... #comedy
"We’re going to do an all-ladies talk show that won't be like ‘The View,’" Schneider said. "It will be the opposite because this will be entertaining. It'll be funny.”
www.foxnews.com/media/rob-sc... #comedy
I agree with every word of this (not just the last graf 😉). Thank you, @jennpozner.bsky.social womensmediacenter.com/news-feature...
November 16, 2024 at 5:37 PM
I agree with every word of this (not just the last graf 😉). Thank you, @jennpozner.bsky.social womensmediacenter.com/news-feature...