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luckytheturtle.bsky.social
Lucky the Turtle
@luckytheturtle.bsky.social
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Caregiver Sewist Bird watcher Walker Weaver anti-MAGA Already very tired of the '20s Not here to promote a brand Not actually a turtle
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 2d
More than that. We are 1500% screwed.
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 4d
Welcome. You are one of us, now.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 7d
really striking the degree to which not a single person working in the trump administration appears to be interested in serving the american people
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 8d
Heck no! What do you have against Pennysaver and Amazon?
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 8d
I'm giving everybody soybeans.
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 9d
a muppet playing a drum set with a jungle background
Alt: a muppet playing a drum set with a jungle background
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 9d
Maybe his backup plan is a career in science, like one of those sciences where you don't have to catch a ball and throw it 60 feet.
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 9d
You're betting your hot coffee that his family members care?
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 9d
He has been completely and very publicly imploding every day since he rode his golden escalator down to tell us that Mexicans are rapists and murderers and that red ball caps pair with blue suits.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 12d
This.
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Liz W(erewolf not swearwolf) Faber, PhD (they/them) @lizwfab.bsky.social · 12d
Also please remember that you can love someone while refusing to subject yourself to the harm they inflict on you. These are not incompatible actions.
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 13d
Dry cleaning bills.
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 14d
Maybe he means "eventually resulting in an insane political backlash slashing billions of dollars of health funding across the board and massive tax breaks for our oligarch funders."
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 18d
91 years is a good long run for most but too short for someone like Jane Goodall. Damn.
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Andrew Weinstein @andrewjweinstein.com · 20d
Donald Trump cut funding for pediatric cancer research.
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 21d
Feel good when you can.
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 23d
Maybe El Brazo de Onofre convinced it to elope?
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 25d
Even worse than injecting disinfectants?
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 25d
I find I can’t muster a proper response to either the Tylenol madness or the U.N. appearance. At some point it is just too ridiculous. It would feel insane to offer sane commentary.
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 26d
They forgot to give Fearless Leader a plane.
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 26d
I didn't charge it because I don't want to.
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 26d
Tylenol must have forgotten their ballroom donation.
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 27d
Kimmel should make his first show back all about Jeffrey Epstein
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David Seibert @daveseibert.bsky.social · 28d
IT'S IRONIC that Disney, of all companies, has never learned how to battle villains.
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Lucky the Turtle @luckytheturtle.bsky.social · 29d
Did they find it on Hunter Biden's laptop?
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