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Andrew Nahem
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256 levels of dudgeon

The Manhattan of top hats, endless rounds of martinis, and lorgnettes ⌈⁰⁰
“Sexy” is such a funny term to me. Sexish. Of, like, or pertaining to, sex. Sexesque. Redolent of the sex act. Sexlike.
November 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Stayin’ Aloof
November 22, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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i think i saw your man plummeting over the escarpment
August 25, 2024 at 5:31 AM
This color really brings out the murk in my eyes, don't you think?
November 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
brb just need to brood darkly for a minute.
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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really getting out of the sea at all was a huge mistake. having to transport our little rations of ocean inside ourselves forevermore, evolving spines and brains that need water to even run properly, leaking saltwater when we hurt, ridiculous. should have stayed squishy and in the sea. no bones
November 20, 2025 at 6:21 PM
My new thing is only liking the 11th post in a thread, like I’ve done the real work, uncovered the true gem you only-the-original-post readers have thoughtlessly missed out on.
November 20, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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unsafe crackers
November 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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(commercial for thin gruel) go ahead have some. it's what you deserve
November 19, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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She strolled inta the joint. Under her coat, a dress that’d make an atheist confess. She glided up ta me on those clouds she called legs, with a question on the red satin pillows she called lips. She raised a bushy hedge she called an eyebrow and widened the slimy things of goo she called eyes
November 18, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Microdosing retirement by taking random days off and loafing around in my slippers.
November 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Live fast, leave an
Ernest Corpse

England and Wales, Census, 1891
November 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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On the topic of Look at Life, can we just take a moment to appreciate some of my favourite titles
November 18, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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The bride wore ectoplasm.........
November 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Alexei ❤️
November 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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The emergency brake on this train says "FINE FOR MISUSE" so I guess it's okay if you want to mess with it
November 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Okay novelists, enough with birds “wheeling” in the sky. It sounds cool, I agree, but it’s become the only way this is ever described. Over and over, during the course of a novel. I think we need to go back to “circling” for a while.
November 16, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Whitman contained ONE multitude, tops.
November 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
‘Tumnal
November 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I spent the evening reading "Sir Gawain & the Green Knight" & enjoyed it more than I expected to.
November 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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"ontology" is the study of placing one thing on top of, or onto, another thing
September 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Okay let’s see to what extent what is what.
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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Wonder Mike writes in.
I want a restaurant that perfectly replicates the experience of the first time you go to a school friend's house for dinner. A plate of food where everything is just ever-so-slightly wrong, at a table with a family that is politely falling apart.
October 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Dreamed I went to a class held at a modern art museum where we were studying a certain passage from a Dizzee Rascal song.

(I haven't listened to Dizzee Rascal since the early 2000s.)
November 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I resent the sun coming out, as always, but I'm man enough to admit that the play of light on the choppy Hudson River wasn't the worst thing I've ever see. I didn't hate it. Though I hate the sun.

#TooSensitiveForThisWorld
#CruelOrb
November 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM