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Lorenzo
@lorenzothecaptain.bsky.social
34 | 🇨🇦 Perpetually-pissed-but-friendly. Bilingual. Casual gamer. History nerd. Books, cats, baked goods ♡ Trust me, I'm funny.

SPARE SOME CHANGE FOR THE LOVE OF MY LIFE ❤️ https://gofund.me/26375e097
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Hi, I'm Laurence
♡ She/Her/🏳️‍🌈/🇨🇦/♉️
♡ avid reader theoretically
♡ overexcited tour guide
♡ travel enthusiast
♡ lover of crafts & baker of goods
♡ tattoos & stickers collector
♡ feminist AF
♡ millenial cliché
♡ Once travelled 5,218 km for a knock-knock joke

Come say hi, i don't bite without consent
Reposted by Lorenzo
Physical media fans & movie theatre enthusiasts, this message is for you. youtu.be/oSxfN2xyodA
Hundreds of Beavers - Northwoods Christmas 2025 Intro
YouTube video by Jean Kayak
youtu.be
December 10, 2025 at 1:19 PM
You can never be cheap when you own a glue gun

#craft #crafterwisdom #DIY #handmadegifts
December 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Rapidash supremacy 🔥

#pokemon #tradingcards #pokemonTCGP
December 6, 2025 at 1:41 PM
God knew i would be too powerful if i had an airfryer cause i'm already pretty good at making tofu
December 2, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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❄️🕯 December #Promosky🕯❄️

Hi I'm Leha 🩷
Chronically ill cosy girl
I like:
❄️ reading
✨️sims
❄️animal crossing
✨️fields of mistria
❄️all things cosy
✨️baking
❄️pilates/yoga
✨️OOTD's
❄️Cats!!
✨️the moon
❄️my silly little TV shows

🤍/🔃 appreciate 🩷
December 1, 2025 at 1:58 PM
❄️December❄️ #promosky

Lets be #moots and get festive ☃️

🎮 retro games
🎮 clair obscur: expedition 33
🎮 disco elysium
🎮 breath of the wild
🎨 arts & crafts
🧶 knitting & crochet
🎬 supernatural
🎬 lotr
📖 books & comics
🧁 cooking & baking
🃏 dark humor & dad jokes
💣 SJW
🌈 queer
🍉 free palestine

♡/↻
December 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Not me having to reveal my old-lady middle name to everyone at work because i need to have my security clearance updated 💀
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
November 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I hope French authorities will wipe the floor with Elon's face
French authorities are taking X to court because Grok is now doing straight up holocaust denial. Gas chambers intended for disinfection, cyanide residue tiny, ‘story’ persists because of taboo against critical examination. (Full translation in alt text)
November 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Had to make a christmas card for my kid for a little secret project at their school ❤️

#craft #christmascard #gingerbreadhouse #DIY
November 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
IT'S TRANSGENDER AWARENESS WEEK!!!

MY GIRLFRIEND @autumnalknight.bsky.social IS HOT!!! I KNOW MANY OF YOU HAVE THOUGHT SO!!!!

TIME TO PAY UP!!!!!

www.gofundme.com/f/help-autum...

#transawarenessweek #transrights #transallies #gofundme
November 16, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Nothing like having a kid who's learning how to read to fully grasp just how much your language doesn't make sense.
November 16, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I am so fucking proud ❤️
it looks like i may need to film more FMV at some point but in the meantime im focusing on getting the rest of the game to feel like gen 1 Pokemon 😌

#screenshotsaturday #gamedev #indiegame
November 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Getting a letter in the mail letting me know that there was a mistake back in may and that i owe *some* money.

Look at the amount and try to tell me again that i am not fucking CURSED
November 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
👻🎃Happy Halloween gals and ghouls 🎃👻

*snapsnap*🤌

#Halloween #halloweencostume #GomezAddams #AddamsFamily
November 1, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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My bestie is SO close to hitting her Facial Feminisation Surgery goal on her Go Fund Me!!

Please share her fundraiser and let’s get her to her target!

🩵🤍🩷

#lgbtq #gofundme #trans #promo #promosky #transsky #helpsky

gofund.me/45de8bdc8
Donate to Help Autumn get FFS (Facial Feminisation Surgery), organized by Autumn Knight
Hey, my name is Autumn and I'm a 30 year old trans woman asking for he… Autumn Knight needs your support for Help Autumn get FFS (Facial Feminisation Surgery)
gofund.me
October 31, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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My best advice to try to get a handle on shit right now?

Make something.

Don't care what. Don't care if it's good. Don't care if it's just a big ass house you made in Sims 4, just lose yourself in something for an hour or so.

It' s like flushing the brain toilet.
October 25, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Please share and/or donate if you can, Autumn worked so hard to get where she is now and she deserves to know that people out there love and support her <3
Donate to Help Autumn get FFS (Facial Feminisation Surgery), organized by Autumn Knight
Hey, my name is Autumn and I'm a 30 year old trans woman asking for he… Autumn Knight needs your support for Help Autumn get FFS (Facial Feminisation Surgery)
gofund.me
October 18, 2025 at 12:36 PM
how does pinterest sees you part 2

💅fashion
🎨pantone
🎭mood
🍜food
October 12, 2025 at 11:14 AM
She means the world to me and she deserves to feel as beautiful as i see her.

If you can donate or share, any help is greatly appreciated ❤️
started a gofundme to help raise money for FFS (facial feminisation surgery)

im stubborn and dont like asking for help, but as a trans woman in the gamedev space, i dont make a lot of money. i would really appreciate anyone that can donate or share ❤️

gofund.me/59ccb62c0
Donate to Help Autumn get FFS (Facial Feminisation Surgery), organized by Autumn Knight
Hey, my name is Autumn and I'm a 30 year old trans woman asking for he… Autumn Knight needs your support for Help Autumn get FFS (Facial Feminisation Surgery)
gofund.me
October 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Mais l'égalité homme/femme est atteinte au Québec, l'autonomie corporelle est acquise pour tous et les minorités ne sont pas maltraitées 🙂

J'ai mal au coeur.
October 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Not a single braincell in sight
October 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Hi, we are having a cookie party

@autumnalknight.bsky.social
October 5, 2025 at 8:11 PM
My kid refilled the bacon bits shaker
October 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
"The media is not responding to public rage against vulnerable minorities; it is helping to create it."
What is a reactionary centrist, and does the UK have them?
A term favoured by US progressives can help us understand Britain’s drift to the right
www.prospectmagazine.co.uk
October 3, 2025 at 10:50 AM