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✨Perpetually Tired✨️ Multi-Fandom | WangXian Brainrot | All dynamics | 🔞MDNI | Eng/Esp | She/Her | 30s 🍉

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#ThreadFic #AO3fic #prompt #WangXian #MDZS

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Making a pinned post of all my ongoing #threadfics to guilt myself to finish them lol
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I got shingles at twenty-eight - it's not uncommon, either. Without medical intervention I would have been blinded in one eye, and that was the least difficult part. If you're eligible, get vaxxed!
the shingles vax was a bear; only vax I've ever gotten that really knocked me out.

but I know people with shingles. it is a vicious, incredibly painful, brutal, debilitating, and sometimes chronic disease. for the love of god get the shot.
All over my FB people talking about their bad experiences with shingles vax and dissuading each other from getting it! We need to give people real info on how to mitigate the symtoms caused by vaccines because vaccines are always better than meeting a virus unprepared. Yet drs aren't coaching ppl
December 9, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Lingling not even attempting to control his man because he's hotter when he's being A Problem: a series
#TheSpirealm #致命游戏 #LingJiushi #LinQiushi #NanQiu #LanJiu
December 9, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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tormented by love! 💘
December 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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the shingles vax was a bear; only vax I've ever gotten that really knocked me out.

but I know people with shingles. it is a vicious, incredibly painful, brutal, debilitating, and sometimes chronic disease. for the love of god get the shot.
All over my FB people talking about their bad experiences with shingles vax and dissuading each other from getting it! We need to give people real info on how to mitigate the symtoms caused by vaccines because vaccines are always better than meeting a virus unprepared. Yet drs aren't coaching ppl
December 9, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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WWX who believes eating ass is some kind of gay urban myth vs his BFF LWJ who proves him wrong
December 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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no idea
December 8, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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not what i meant to draw but i don’t maid-i mean mind…
#applesdraw #jiangcheng #mdzs
December 8, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Remembered this. Now that I'm back on it, I don't think anyone deserves Seongjun Lee fate. This is one of those whump that would be hard to write with WangXian as they'd both die at the end.
Thinking of a The Warrior Returns au.

Spoilers ahead:
December 8, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I think about you often too. I'll never see the thruple turn into a quad on screen 😔
Mieruko-chan S2 when 😩
December 8, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I think of Monster Musume too often
#prompt

DragonXian

LWJ helping WWX when he's shedding his skin. His skin is extra itchy when the time comes.
December 8, 2025 at 5:18 AM
WWX that can see auras and uses it like a lie detector on LWJ.

WWX: Idk why this guy acts like this with me when he obviously likes me 🤨🤔
December 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
#prompt

DragonXian

LWJ helping WWX when he's shedding his skin. His skin is extra itchy when the time comes.
December 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOOOOON
December 7, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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December 7, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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MDZS 13/13 archiveofourown.org/works/738818...

Wei Wuxian snorts, but he leans himself up against Lan Wangji and accepts the bowl, resting it on his stomach. “You two seem like co-conspirators. Lan Zhan – be perceptive! Don’t believe everything she tells you. Qing-jie has no faith in me.”
Dying to Raise the Dead - Chapter 13 - athena_crikey - 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
December 6, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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tried doing something different for once, dont't know how to feel about it

yanli and noodleji making cookies together, a request by Mei

#mdzs #BRart
December 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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I realized I’ve never really done any sort of promos for all the different AUs that are part of my CYOA, so this feels like a good time to share a little peek at each of the eight paths!
finally got it all right

📚 choose your own adventure
📚 modern AU
📚 single dad WWX
📚 children’s librarian LWJ
📚 8 endings, 53k, rated T
December 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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I’ve said this thought before but LWJ brewing a delicate white tea at the perfect temperature and timing vs WWX throwing two black tea bags in a soup bowl sized mug and just leaving them there all morning. (Yes, even after he adds milk and sugar.)
December 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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OMG!! @auntieiroh.bsky.social is so amazing at these. Please check it out!!!
[Coldread of] Truth Will Out (when caught on video) by @kizukatana.bsky.social

I'm so very excited about this podfic!! 😁🤩

archiveofourown.org/works/753227...
December 6, 2025 at 12:49 PM
#prompt

Saw the Found series and:

The whole, "people aren't having babies in the future but want them so time travel," and time travelers are going back in time, grabbing people that are meant to die in their time, turning them back into babies and giving them up for adoption.
December 6, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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angel with bad thoughts ʚ₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ɞ
January 16, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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online friendship is crazy. like yeah we go way back. we talk about weird shit exclusively and we've seen each other in person between zero and four times
December 5, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Though I'm not a big fan of pork, i do miss the giant fire pit my family would build with friends just to cook a big on Christmas/New Year's
December 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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I keep getting the urge to write an amnesia fic and then remember that I’ve already technically written several amnesia fics as part of my CYOA. And this really is some good amnesia angst, if I do say so myself.
December 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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So Danmei and Baihe bluesky need to get on this month's Seven Seas survey, they are directly asking for titles from those exact categories.
December 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM