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@loopyleanne.bsky.social
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Woke British Lefty 🇬🇧 I’m ranty, daft & easily distracted😂 LGBTQ+ Ally NO patience for far-right, Reform, MAGA & Space Karen worshipers I’m a Wife, Mum & owned by a cat Anti Stigma, Mental Health awareness, facts not fiction Your story isn’t over yet ;
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loopyleanne.bsky.social
At a shooting victims memorial it’s totally normal to talk about how you had a person shoot you too, but you dodged it. Yep.

He has the best turns. The dodgiest of turns

Trump is the dodgiest person there is

Everyone says so

With tears in their eyes they say, Trump, you are one very dodgy man
loopyleanne.bsky.social
At a shooting victims memorial it’s totally normal to talk about how you had a person shoot you too, but you dodged it. Yep.

He has the best turns. The dodgiest of turns

Trump is the dodgiest person there is

Everyone says so

With tears in their eyes they say, Trump, you are one very dodgy man
atrupar.com
Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."
loopyleanne.bsky.social
Headline was ‘lawyer says’ before they changed it to ‘court hears’

‘Lawyer says’ still reads like he’s been vindicated although it’s marginally better

‘His defence lawyer claims’ would of been more accurate
loopyleanne.bsky.social
Driving a very expensive car that’s not yours, with 16K in cash on you, not making eye contact with the police & refusing to give police your phone pin, all while insulting them.

Yep. Definitely the actions of an innocent man 🤦‍♀️ 🙄😏

I think prison is too easy for him tho. Community service?
loopyleanne.bsky.social
‘Floating crown’

No you dimwit

That is the letter M

But of course you think of a crown

We all know you want to be a King sitting on a spray painted gold throne surrounded by gold trinkets in your ridiculous Ballroom 🙄

#NoKings
thetnholler.bsky.social
Seems the Narcissist-in-Chief is mad about the Time Mag cover neckgina pic so please don’t share it widely

Thank you for your attention to this matter
loopyleanne.bsky.social
I mean, being stopped by police in a Bentley that’s not yours with nearly £16K of cash on you, all while avoiding eye contact with police, doesn’t scream ‘I’m doing nothing dodgy guv, honest’

But maybe that’s just me 🤔 😏 🙄
loopyleanne.bsky.social
Peak BlueSky for me was when Irish politics was discussed, but an American assumed they were talking about USA politics & got cross about them being against a politician called ‘Gavin’

Rather than admitting mistake they doubled down & equal amounts of hilarity & wanting to throw something ensued 🤦‍♀️😂
jameskelleher.pilcrow.ie
Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this
loopyleanne.bsky.social
It’s astonishing that they needed to be working within the party to see what most on BlueSky see.

that cult like loyalty to Farage is all that matters & he doesn’t care about the little people

At all
loopyleanne.bsky.social
Most Chagossians have been welcomed into Crawley with open arms. There is no ‘surge’

The media causing yet more problems for people in our town
loopyleanne.bsky.social
Most people in my town are accepting and helpful. Many help out the asylum seekers here. We are a vibrant multicultural town.

If anyone gets hurt today the responsibility lies with people like Farage, Tice, Tommy ten names, and Allison Pearson who first brought attention & trouble to our town
Sharing of Allison Pearson tweet from August 

She tweets- Does anyone know Crawley? Told there are six migrant hotels there.
loopyleanne.bsky.social
Idiots are protesting outside an asylum seeker hotel in my town. we have never had any trouble-except for protesters who travel in to cause problems

We were going to the Harvester next door, but they called to warn us about the protest
we need to go elsewhere & harvester loses business for the day😡
loopyleanne.bsky.social
For anyone who knows what they are- yes they absolutely have their benefits, but these understandably get frustrating for service users

Reducing outcomes to just numbers for funding purposes doesn’t sit well with many
loopyleanne.bsky.social
Don’t forget the ReQol
unenthusiast.com
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.

rm -rf ~/
hammancheez.bsky.social
"The chancellor approved it"
loopyleanne.bsky.social
These guys need to be officially labelled terrorists. They are a massive threat to the UK
loopyleanne.bsky.social
Urgh

Why do we keep importing this shit from the USA 😞

And let them get away with it

So fucking dangerous ‼️
loopyleanne.bsky.social
Obama has one. I think it’s as simple as that

It’s pathetic
loopyleanne.bsky.social
OMG 😂 😂 😂

Portland using Benny hills theme tune to ‘welcome’ Noem is AWESOME 🙌🏻

Meeting fascism with frog & chicken costumes and silly theme tunes? I’m here for it

Portland- the sensible people of the UK love you. Never change
mike-m1967.bsky.social
The hilarity continues, let's laugh the bastards out of power.
loopyleanne.bsky.social
This is really interesting. As a left hander who can’t do much at all with my right hand, being able to use both boggles my mind!

Eating- I cannot use a spoon in my right hand. At all. So eating spaghetti with a fork and spoon like a normal person?

Forget it unless I want tomato stained clothes 😂
a little girl is eating spaghetti with a fork and knife and says me on the plate
ALT: a little girl is eating spaghetti with a fork and knife and says me on the plate
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laurenceineu.bsky.social
You've heard of Noblesse oblige. Well Trump is today Nobel-less and I'm obliged to the Norwegians.
loopyleanne.bsky.social
This sweetbread she’s cooking better be worth it 😜

My heart rate is going to take a while to recover from the panic

Thank god it isn’t actually serious. I’m not daft enough to tell a hormonal teenage girl that though.

This parent is learning fast to pick her battles 😂
loopyleanne.bsky.social
Me panicking when I saw school were calling

Answered- it was my daughter calling from reception

“You ok? What’s up?”

“Mum you need to help me”

“What is it? What happened??”

Her- frantic. “I forgot to pack the yeast for food tech!!”

So I’m now on an “Emergency” yeast run

Teenagers, eh 🤦‍♀️ 😂
loopyleanne.bsky.social
Dear internet Gods

If Tom Dalys side eye doesn’t become an internet meme for the rest of time I shall be very disappointed in you!
Picture of Tom Daly, wearing black, on celebrity Traitors. Giving side eye to others on the programme Close up of Tom Daly giving side eye