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Rob McCallum @robmccallum.bsky.social · 1d

Today’s quick warmup. The Thing #ipadpro #procreate #horror #thething

Super quick sketch of a guy having tentacles died into him from where a dogs head was

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Aviv Or @avivor.com · 7d

That time I reimagined London boroughs as #Pokemon

Six colourful doodles of creatures with a borough name above each: a derpy red fish balancing on its tail fin (Haringey), a loopy-eyed teal eel with electricity going through it (Ealing), a fluffy little pink lamb (Lambeth), a yellowy barn owl with big red eyes (Barnet), a very droopy cocker spaniel, its back half body is a slug (Hounslow), and an angry purple ibex with very curly horns (Bexley).

Six colourful doodles of creatures with a borough name above each: a scheming marabou-like stork (Southwark), a hammerhead shark riding a saddled chonky bulgy-eyed pig (Hammersmith & Fulham), a sickly green slug/worm with red markings and what looks like spaghetti coming off the top of its head (Greenwich)(I don't remember my reasoning for some of these), an excited akita and a tired bulldog that seem to have merged into one dog with two heads and two tails (Barking & Dagenham), a black and purple bird that looks like a cross between a crow and a baby dinosaur (Croydon), and a seated little blue dragon with a seahorse head and translucent teal fins (Merton).

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Leonoliomonolio @lolrigole.bsky.social · 2d

Company got in touch a month after my application, asking me for more work samples. After having sent them
my full portfolio. “Can you send more?” Idk, I sent you my best stuff. For more information please re-read?

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Leonoliomonolio @lolrigole.bsky.social · 2d

Interesting! I guess the gun safety badge makes a lot of sense.

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Leonoliomonolio @lolrigole.bsky.social · 2d

Wait, American boy scouts learn to shoot firearms?

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Leonoliomonolio @lolrigole.bsky.social · 3d

The one good thing that came out of my unemployment is to see how many of us keep reaching out to each other, connecting, sharing, supporting and encouraging each other. Community is everything, especially in tough times like these.

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Leonoliomonolio @lolrigole.bsky.social · 3d

Yeah. That made me snort on a bus.

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Leonoliomonolio @lolrigole.bsky.social · 4d

It sounds like a dream of a project. 😍

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Leonoliomonolio @lolrigole.bsky.social · 4d

Yeah… one of those many bad feelings in the stomach right now.

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Leonoliomonolio @lolrigole.bsky.social · 4d

Wow that looks like a pretty large patch! *cheering the seeds on with tiny fans*

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Leonoliomonolio @lolrigole.bsky.social · 4d

Damn I spotted this too late. Has it already been 19 years! Sending you virtual hugs and soul mending vibrations. 💚

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Bison @bisonrimant.fr · 4d

👉👈

Woodcarved standing up bat inspired creature on a workbench.

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Leonoliomonolio @lolrigole.bsky.social · 4d

Oh my! 🥰

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Leonoliomonolio @lolrigole.bsky.social · 4d

And yet, fully grown and apparently learned adults don’t realise this. As Frankie Boyle once said, “why are we led by the least among us?”

Melanie Richter-Montpetit @mellimo.bsky.social · 5d

German study shows how far right sets agenda thanks to mainstream parties reshaping their communications to respond to what are initially fringe issues, boosting the spread of these ideas and signalling to voters that these ideas and stances were legitimate

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German far right setting agenda as opponents amplify its ideas, study finds

Normalisation of far-right stances likely to affect success of such parties at ballot boxes across Europe, say researchers

www.theguardian.com

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Leonoliomonolio @lolrigole.bsky.social · 4d

Has anyone noticed how some YouTubers recently have started putting really low volume music under their narration? No idea what this is supposed to benefit, but I simply can’t concentrate on anything they say when that happens.

Leonoliomonolio @lolrigole.bsky.social · 5d

Noooooooo!!! 😭

Leonoliomonolio @lolrigole.bsky.social · 6d

In an ideal world, this is how your email finds me.
(Video shows a musk ox charging repeatedly at a mighty pumpkin with its mighty head, until the pumpkin cracks and musky gets to eat the pumpkin)

Point Defiance Zoo & Aquarium @ptdefiancezoo.bsky.social · 6d

Ever seen a 750-pound muskox face off with a 210-pound pumpkin? 💥 Hudson did, and won! 🏆 Catch more pumpkin-smashing, leaf-crunching, fall fun during #ZooBoo, October 18 & 19. 🎃🐾

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HolBolDoArt🏳️‍🌈 @holboldoart.bsky.social · 11d

🎂 It's my special cake and candles day you all have to be nice to me because it's been QUITE the year 🎂

So share some of my paintings??

In the pew-lined interior of a dim medieval church lit by rows of candles on tall staffs and pale sunlight coming through a window, a tall humanoid crow figure with flowing black robes and a glowing yellow eye stands beneath an ornately carved semicircular arch in Norman Romanesque style. On the wall surrounding the arch are many colourful murals depicting more humanoid crow figures with halos, carrying various items including swords, spears, harps, and chalices.

A painting set in a cosy shady woodland clearing on a sunny summer's day. In the centre of the frame, two figures sit on a fallen log mostly hidden by vegetation. The figure on the right has wavy blonde hair down past her shoulders, and wears a flowing white floor-length dress with long sleeves, with delicate lacework around the cuffs and neckline. She looks into the distance with a contemplative, sad expression. On her lap rests a small green book, covered by both of her hands.
The figure on the left sits leaning with her head against shoulder of the other figure. She wears a similar dress but simpler, and in a dark slate grey. Her hair is dark and straight, and flows down her tilted face, and she looks off towards a nightingale bird perched on a nearby branch. She raises a hand towards the other figure as if to get her attention.

Both figures are surrounded by various flowers. On the left of the frame are many spires of foxglove flowers in vivid pink and white, interspersed among green stinging nettles. On the right are the purple flowers of monkshood/wolfsbane.

Wrapping around the figures is a clear stream flowing from a distant pond that descends in a series of steps. Around the stream are many small mossy rocks, and shoots of dark green dog's mercury.

Above and behind the figures and flowers are two trees; on the left is a weeping willow with dangling dark green leaves. On the right are the branches of an old ash tree.

A snowy scene in which a humanoid figure in long black robes with the head of a rook stands in a churchyard holding a long spear. By its feet is a red fox. Both are flecked with fallen snow. Around them are many weathered snow-covered graves. In the background is a medieval church of warm coloured stone with large rectangular windows and a battlemented parapet topped with pinnacles. Behind the main body of the church is the tower with clock face and belfry. Behind the church are tall but bare trees dusted with snow. More snow falls in the air.

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Leonoliomonolio @lolrigole.bsky.social · 8d

For your son, I’m sure? 😉

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Leonoliomonolio @lolrigole.bsky.social · 9d

I always put them on on my bed, so much easier.
At the doctor’s: “You can put them back on now.”
Me: (looking around, not even a chair in sight) “Step right up, step right up, enjoy this comedy show!”

Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 10d

If you hear 20 minutes of moaning coming from my bedroom, mind your own business. It's tough getting into compression socks.

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Leonoliomonolio @lolrigole.bsky.social · 9d

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Screenshot of @GooseyMane on X:
Can somebody explain to me why it's bad if immigrants take our jobs but it's good if Al does?

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Leonoliomonolio @lolrigole.bsky.social · 10d

Cuts deep

Leonoliomonolio @lolrigole.bsky.social · 10d

I may have made my most unhinged birthday card yet.

A double page photo collage of a Scottish landscape with a bunch of castles and ruins strewn in, a few lochs, a ferry at the bottom, a door on a rock opening to a bottle of liquid soap with a glasses wearing owl perched atop. A dog looks over to the other shore where an old Mini Cooper with a deflated balloon for exhaust smoke is driving. In a castle above a comic version of a stereotypical Scotsman thinks “feckin’ English”. A bronze triceratops walks the shore saying “meeting Nessie for tea”. The castle behind it has a giant door handle for a door and a speech bubble saying “Ach noo, the family name are coming?” A giant song bird flies away. In the foreground is a ghost skull wearing a tartan poncho, next to it a pink flamingo wearing checkered socks and a tweed bow tie.
In the middle it says “Latha breith sona dhuibh”, hopefully meaning happiest of birthdays.

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Leonoliomonolio @lolrigole.bsky.social · 12d

I have, and I can say it’s the perfect read for spooky season! Great atmosphere! Loved that there were quite some mysterious layers hidden under the characters, too.

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Leonoliomonolio @lolrigole.bsky.social · 13d

So, some of you may have heard that the EU in its infinite “can-be-done” mentality has decreed that plant based meat replacement products cannot be called as their meat counterpart anymore. No more soy sausages. Not even soy penises? I guess not. Soylent Green…? Also not… 🤔