Lois
loismcewan.bsky.social
Lois
@loismcewan.bsky.social
Deranged nihilist, heathen husk, accidental croneburger
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This is exactly what the recent Trump-BBC 'scandal' was designed to achieve. The BBC is now self-censoring criticisms of Trump in the name of "impartiality"
I wish I didn’t have to share this. But the BBC has decided to censor my first Reith Lecture.

They deleted the line in which I describe Donald Trump as “the most openly corrupt president in American history.” /1
November 25, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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What the actual fuck is going on?
November 25, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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jesus honly christ
November 25, 2025 at 8:38 AM
It's in a cupboard - the caddy that is
November 25, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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Udo Kier 💔
November 24, 2025 at 10:49 AM
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Udo Kier - cinema’s fallen angel and an embodiment of the screen’s delicious power to corrupt - is gone. "I would live like the hero of Huysman's A Rebours,” he once told me. “Have no clocks, and hire two nuns to go by my window and pray at 12 o'clock each day."
November 24, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I'm quite upset tbh
November 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I know, I know but
November 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Because to them it's not an English word, that's a cawfee shawp
November 23, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Is there a good language teaching app? Duolingo insisting that I'm saying café wrong unless I'm practically doing a Kenneth Williams camp version is driving me mad
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
They don't do it to everyone either - I think they should make it universal or not at all. Probably a large bag is a trigger - old lady in front of me had her shopper searched at the checkout
November 23, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Is Burberry a fash marker? This is the sort of fashion advice I need
November 22, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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*lashes self to mast*
Seals singing in a sea cave

#Orkney 🦭🎧
November 21, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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A few months ago @thelocal.to got a promising pitch from a writer with bylines in whole bunch of reputable publications—The Cut, The Guardian, Dwell, Architectural Digest, etc. Then I started investigating. Here's a story about fabulists in journalism's AI slop era. thelocal.to/investigatin...
Investigating a Possible Scammer in Journalism’s AI Era | The Local
A suspicious pitch from a freelancer led editor Nicholas Hune-Brown to dig into their past work. By the end, four publications, including The Guardian and Dwell, had removed articles from their sites.
thelocal.to
November 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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type for books used to be set using little metal letters built into words in racks and then inked and pressed on to paper. If you had stock phrases you wanted to reuse a lot you could make a cast of them called a ‘stereotype’. The sound of them *clicking* into place, in French, is ‘cliché’
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 10:17 AM
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The word SNEEZE used to be FNESE, as in "He speketh in his nose And fneseth faste" (Canterbury Tales)

FNESE faded out in the 15thC, superseded by NESE/NEEZE. Then an s- was added, maybe to strengthen it or to align with other nose-related sn- words

Anyway I think we should bring FNESE back
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 10:33 AM
If only the US and UK spoke different languages
November 21, 2025 at 10:08 AM
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Odd, really. If 10 people die in a raid on Kyiv, everyone calls for Putin's bonce on a plate. If someone accidentally dispatches 23000 souls through bungling incompetence, it's fine. Funny old world.
November 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 8:04 PM
automatically changing all existing listings without notifying anyone was bonkers
November 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Yes, myself and partner both have that - has a gastric element too
November 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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It was a work by Mat Colishaw & as I expected was deliberately designed as a twisted digital hellscape, not an example of AI taking jobs. I wish people would engage brains before immediately getting angry. I was chatting to Mat recently about his digital process & this would have taken a lot of time
It’s the exclusive everyone wanted, the story that will win next year’s Pulitzer…

I can reveal London’s giant AI generated Christmas artwork, the subject of much online mockery, is being torn down - and I honestly *genuinely* think you’ll never guess why. www.londoncentric.media/p/ai-artwork...
London's giant AI artwork to be torn down
The bizarre story of why a much-talked-about creation is being torn down. Plus: Docklands Light Railway extension, giant laser stalks the night sky, and more tales of Android phone theft rejection.
www.londoncentric.media
November 20, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Yes, looking at the quote tweets it seems many people didn't read the piece - then complain about 'lazy' use of AI
November 20, 2025 at 11:29 AM