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she/her but also your poster boyfriend
Gf said "thank you for coming to get ice cream with me. and also for your company, which is even better," and I got to say, "it's just like Sarah McLachlan said..."
December 6, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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ICE raided a James Beard award winning restaurant & because the chef/owner was prepared, left emptyhanded:
December 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Typoed "amending" as "smending"
December 5, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
It just feels like the entire US economy is turning into one big pyramid scheme, conceptually if not legally
December 4, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Have you ever dropped a glass bottle of makeup on the tile bathroom floor and had it shatter and get glass everywhere and makeup on the walls, on the bathmat, on the clothes you were wearing, on the clothes you were about to change into, in the grout, on the toilet, or am I the first
December 4, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I made a box
December 3, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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firefox AI and slop disablers from tumblr for the people from local hero mckitterick. Tried it on my end and the browser is significantly faster now

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December 2, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I was reading a physical newspaper the other day and checked out the comics. Have newspaper comics always been this bad? I know I had different standards as a kid but I really think they used to be better?
December 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I get one text from my alma mater and I'm ready to fake my death
December 1, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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My nephew: Are you a girl or a boy?
Me: a boy, I used to look more like a girl but then I turned into a boy
Nephew: How???
Me: I went to the doctor and they gave me some medicine
Nephew: …
Nephew, bragging now: I’M a boy and I didn’t even HAVE to go to the doctor
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Apollo missed me while I was away for the weekend
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
We are cute together
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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I do not drink because I have almost no tolerance for it anymore (one margarita is too much).

If you are hosting a party, I recommend also stocking:
-fancy ginger beer
-coconut water
-premium juices like lychee and guava
-apple cider with cinnamon
-Italian sodas
-sparkling water

Lots of options!
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Gf gave me this card for my birthday. Not beating the romance is a bloodsport allegations
November 22, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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Hanging out in the cover art of an algebra textbook from 1992. There's a floating cone nearby and the ground and sky are both grids but different kinds of grids. Might party with the Vitruvian Man over there later
November 21, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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So, just to be clear, in addition to sending queer people out into the cold to starve or freeze to death, the SA also:

- provides food services for ICE
- provides correctional services to the carceral system
- union busts

They’re almost comedically evil.
The apartment building my Grandparents were living in burned down when my mother was a baby. The Salvation Army assisted the other tenants with emergency housing. They wouldn't help my Mom's family because they were Jewish.
I know it's a tad early but I know those bitches with the buckets will be out soon. Don't gove them a penny. The volunteers may not know but the salvation army is no ally and actively combative and harmful to many queer minorities especially during the holiday season
November 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Ah, 8:30 am. The perfect time for my third meeting of the day.
November 18, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Ugh the shopper that picked up the flowers my gf sent me substituted a bouquet with lilies
November 16, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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2025 DBUK Bookbinding Competition

View all the winning books by clicking on the link below
designerbookbinders.org.uk/wp-content/u...
November 14, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Which Twin Cities distilleries that make bourbon are union, again? Wanting to get myself a little treat
November 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
It is my birthday.
November 16, 2025 at 3:15 PM