@livebeef.bsky.social
InfoSec. Dragons. Lizards. Video games. Occasionally Copyright and public policy. I'm also Jewish.
Feel energized after my recent trip! Hope to make this high last as long as possible.
December 12, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Feel energized after my recent trip! Hope to make this high last as long as possible.
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AI products that do a shitty impression of someone’s dead loved one for money are some of the most depraved and sadistic forms of “big tech innovation” that I’ve seen. Like the emotional manipulation and disrespecting the dead IS the product
December 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
AI products that do a shitty impression of someone’s dead loved one for money are some of the most depraved and sadistic forms of “big tech innovation” that I’ve seen. Like the emotional manipulation and disrespecting the dead IS the product
Last day of vacation aaaaaand dad's suddenly in a nursing home and my New Years plans have been cancelled and my parents are begging me for sudden help with Family Tech Support and the host who'd let me stay at her place for this trip went to sleep because I took too long dealing with all this.
FML
FML
December 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Last day of vacation aaaaaand dad's suddenly in a nursing home and my New Years plans have been cancelled and my parents are begging me for sudden help with Family Tech Support and the host who'd let me stay at her place for this trip went to sleep because I took too long dealing with all this.
FML
FML
Another interest rate cut. I guess home and food prices aren't high enough.
Just...yikes at what the end result of all this is gonna be.
Just...yikes at what the end result of all this is gonna be.
December 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Another interest rate cut. I guess home and food prices aren't high enough.
Just...yikes at what the end result of all this is gonna be.
Just...yikes at what the end result of all this is gonna be.
Missing a flight can be very pricey to reschedule ~.~. Painful lesson was learned.
December 10, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Missing a flight can be very pricey to reschedule ~.~. Painful lesson was learned.
A plague on so many tech communities are people who answer a question you didn't ask or claim your question is morally wrong.
"Hey, anyone have recommendations for addressable RGB DDR5 RAM?"
"Your friend wants *RGB* for his computer? You need to get him away from that Unicorn vomit!"
"Hey, anyone have recommendations for addressable RGB DDR5 RAM?"
"Your friend wants *RGB* for his computer? You need to get him away from that Unicorn vomit!"
December 9, 2025 at 10:29 PM
A plague on so many tech communities are people who answer a question you didn't ask or claim your question is morally wrong.
"Hey, anyone have recommendations for addressable RGB DDR5 RAM?"
"Your friend wants *RGB* for his computer? You need to get him away from that Unicorn vomit!"
"Hey, anyone have recommendations for addressable RGB DDR5 RAM?"
"Your friend wants *RGB* for his computer? You need to get him away from that Unicorn vomit!"
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Ka'sai, though born without any special abilities, discovered how to tap into the force that makes dragons so powerful… but this didn’t come without a cost.
discord.gg/draconiagame
#Draconia
discord.gg/draconiagame
#Draconia
December 8, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Ka'sai, though born without any special abilities, discovered how to tap into the force that makes dragons so powerful… but this didn’t come without a cost.
discord.gg/draconiagame
#Draconia
discord.gg/draconiagame
#Draconia
Road-side iguana!
December 7, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Road-side iguana!
So sleepy and bummed out.
December 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
So sleepy and bummed out.
So apparently the FBI publicly clarified the person who attempted to assassinate Trump was not into furry porn. He was into muscley women.
The dignity of our institutions is not at its peak right now.
And I'm laughing my ass off at it 😂
The dignity of our institutions is not at its peak right now.
And I'm laughing my ass off at it 😂
November 23, 2025 at 10:41 AM
So apparently the FBI publicly clarified the person who attempted to assassinate Trump was not into furry porn. He was into muscley women.
The dignity of our institutions is not at its peak right now.
And I'm laughing my ass off at it 😂
The dignity of our institutions is not at its peak right now.
And I'm laughing my ass off at it 😂
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Are you fucking kidding me it’s like we are living in a cartoon
November 21, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Are you fucking kidding me it’s like we are living in a cartoon
His brain worms have grown so large they've erupted out of his head.
The head of health services in the United States, letting parasitic lampreys bite his arms for some godforsaken reason.
November 22, 2025 at 7:46 AM
His brain worms have grown so large they've erupted out of his head.
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Mike Pence wrote an opinion piece for Fox News. Reading the headline, I was like, "Okay, seems like a normal take."
Then I read the subheadline and... bro, what?
Then I read the subheadline and... bro, what?
November 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Mike Pence wrote an opinion piece for Fox News. Reading the headline, I was like, "Okay, seems like a normal take."
Then I read the subheadline and... bro, what?
Then I read the subheadline and... bro, what?
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coolest pope in centuries?
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 22, 2025 at 5:25 AM
coolest pope in centuries?
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Dibs the kobold living her dream. ✨
| #DnD #Art #Illustration #Animation #kobold #TTRPGs #D&D #cute |
| #DnD #Art #Illustration #Animation #kobold #TTRPGs #D&D #cute |
November 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Dibs the kobold living her dream. ✨
| #DnD #Art #Illustration #Animation #kobold #TTRPGs #D&D #cute |
| #DnD #Art #Illustration #Animation #kobold #TTRPGs #D&D #cute |
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There's got to be SOME hypothesis that makes our experiment useless. THINK!
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/stats-3
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/stats-3
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:30 PM
There's got to be SOME hypothesis that makes our experiment useless. THINK!
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/stats-3
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/stats-3
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
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I really regret all that stuff I did to the antagonist now.
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/protag...
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/protag...
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I really regret all that stuff I did to the antagonist now.
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/protag...
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/protag...
PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm...
STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
Also according to Grok - Elon has the skill, determination, and experience to become a world-class poop eater.
November 21, 2025 at 9:22 AM
Also according to Grok - Elon has the skill, determination, and experience to become a world-class poop eater.
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“Elon’s blowjob prowess edges out Trump’s—his precision engineering delivers unmatched finesse."
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
“Elon’s blowjob prowess edges out Trump’s—his precision engineering delivers unmatched finesse."
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The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair.—Douglas Adams
November 21, 2025 at 4:23 AM
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair.—Douglas Adams
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Turning off the AI in Gmail causes your account to no longer slit your emails up through Primary, Promotions, and Social. That's because Google is a petulant little bitch who doesn't like that you told them to fuck off with their bullshit slop scam.
November 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Turning off the AI in Gmail causes your account to no longer slit your emails up through Primary, Promotions, and Social. That's because Google is a petulant little bitch who doesn't like that you told them to fuck off with their bullshit slop scam.
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Using my voice as a creator to put out a small PSA on how to disable the new feedback feature on our favorite overly-nosey payment processor.
Reminder to never comm details on payment websites, and to never directly link your payment pages to your NSFW work.
Reminder to never comm details on payment websites, and to never directly link your payment pages to your NSFW work.
November 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Using my voice as a creator to put out a small PSA on how to disable the new feedback feature on our favorite overly-nosey payment processor.
Reminder to never comm details on payment websites, and to never directly link your payment pages to your NSFW work.
Reminder to never comm details on payment websites, and to never directly link your payment pages to your NSFW work.