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Lillian Bustle she/her, The Titties From Jersey City @lillianbustle.bsky.social · Sep 14

If you say “how are you” these days, you best be ready for the answer

Lillian Bustle she/her, The Titties From Jersey City @lillianbustle.bsky.social · Sep 4

Nice job, Hoboken. Now that there’s no obvious lines for each bus, people are just clustering anywhere. Can’t wait til someone gets punched over this. Honestly a 10 year old who’s played SIMS could have designed it better.

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Lillian Bustle she/her, The Titties From Jersey City @lillianbustle.bsky.social · Aug 15

This whole time I had no idea I was in Hunchback

Lillian Bustle she/her, The Titties From Jersey City @lillianbustle.bsky.social · Aug 8

I’m in western PA for the weekend and saw “Pittsburgh salad” on a menu, so I had to look it up. Relieved to find out it’s nothing like a New Jersey Meathook.

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Lillian Bustle she/her, The Titties From Jersey City @lillianbustle.bsky.social · Jul 24

THRILLED to announce the cast 4Jersey Citys premiere Pride Burlesque show, RAINBOW REVUE 8/20!
tinyurl.com/rainbowrevue
Lucian Nightshade
Dey Phoenix
Antonio Amor
Mercy Masala
Poppy J Snacks
Alana Go Boom
featuring a capella superbabes Smoke Ring

Truly A gendertastic glamorama extravaganza :)

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Lillian Bustle she/her, The Titties From Jersey City @lillianbustle.bsky.social · Jul 25

Listen, I know New York is going to New York. But I’ve been keeping track, and I personally know THIRTY FOUR people who have been physically assaulted by strangers in New York City since things reopened Covid. Be careful out there, babies.

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Lillian Bustle she/her, The Titties From Jersey City @lillianbustle.bsky.social · Jul 24

THRILLED to announce the cast 4Jersey Citys premiere Pride Burlesque show, RAINBOW REVUE 8/20!
tinyurl.com/rainbowrevue
Lucian Nightshade
Dey Phoenix
Antonio Amor
Mercy Masala
Poppy J Snacks
Alana Go Boom
featuring a capella superbabes Smoke Ring

Truly A gendertastic glamorama extravaganza :)

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Lillian Bustle she/her, The Titties From Jersey City @lillianbustle.bsky.social · Jul 18

Come see me! 8/20 tix for Jersey City now available!

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Lillian Bustle she/her, The Titties From Jersey City @lillianbustle.bsky.social · Jul 17

Who are all these people out here “playing it by ear” in nyc? Lol it’s face meltingly hot, let’s make a plan so i don’t get a sun burn and also so I can look at photos of the place on google maps and make sure the seating and lighting doesn’t suck

Lillian Bustle she/her, The Titties From Jersey City @lillianbustle.bsky.social · Jul 15

THIS IS WONDERFUL NEWS

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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · Jul 15

Some personal news…

@roxanegay.bsky.social and @debbiemillman.bsky.social are relaunching @therumpus.net!!! And I’m excited to be joining their team as poetry editor! 🤓 WEEEEE!!! You can submit your poetry for consideration here: therumpus.submittable.com/submit

The Rumpus Submission Manager

The Rumpus publishes original fiction, poetry, literary humor writing, comics, essays, book reviews, and interviews with authors and artists of all kinds. Founded in 2009 and independent from the star...

therumpus.submittable.com

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WIRED @wired.com · Jul 15

NEW: Metadata from the “raw” Epstein prison video shows approximately 2 minutes and 53 seconds were removed from one of two stitched-together clips. The cut starts right at the “missing minute.”

The FBI's Jeffrey Epstein Prison Video Had Nearly 3 Minutes Cut Out

Metadata from the “raw” Epstein prison video shows approximately 2 minutes and 53 seconds were removed from one of two stitched-together clips. The cut starts right at the “missing minute.”

www.wired.com

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Lillian Bustle she/her, The Titties From Jersey City @lillianbustle.bsky.social · Jul 15

YIKES

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Thaddeodrome 📼🥵🤯😵 @thaddeus.zone · Jul 7

the stripping of abortion protections wasn't seen as worth this level of resistance from democrats

concentration camps aren't seen as worth this level of resistance from democrats

the slow legal unpersoning of trans people isn't seen as worth this level of resistance from democrats

Peter Sterne @petersterne.com · Jul 7

Former Gov. David Paterson is calling a press conference tomorrow to try to get all the anti-Zohran candidates to work together.

Paterson, the first Black governor of NY, is a conservative Dem who backed Andrew Cuomo in the primary.

Former Gov. David Paterson and Political Leaders to Make Major Announcement on NYC Mayor’s Race

WHO:
Former NY Gov. David Paterson
Joined by NY political leaders and campaign stakeholders

WHAT:
Governor & Former Democratic State Chair David Paterson will join political leaders in a press conference to make a major announcement regarding the 2025 NYC mayoral race. With 3 independent candidates currently in the race, he will address the urgent need for strategic unity in order to defeat Assemblyman Zohran Mamdani in the general election.

WHEN:
Monday, July 7, 2025 at 10:30 am

WHERE:
800 Third Ave (outside, between 49th and 50th St)

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Action Together New Jersey @atnj.org · Jul 7

"Congress has until July 18 — next Friday — to pass the White House’s $9 billion-plus rescissions package in some form. And unlike with reconciliation, that’s actually a statutory deadline. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐟 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧’𝐭 𝐚𝐜𝐭 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐞."
CALL- NO

Phone numbers for NJ congress members. DM for specific number.

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Lillian Bustle she/her, The Titties From Jersey City @lillianbustle.bsky.social · Jul 2

Anyone want to co- write a Sopranos/ house of cards style melodrama with me about Hudson County Politics? The schmaltz is too good to waste

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Staci Berger ❌👑 @staciberger.bsky.social · Jun 25

👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · Jun 25

If you’re zip-tying grandmas protesting losing health care maybe you’re not the good guys in the story?

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Amy Wilson @amywilson.bsky.social · Jun 25

Honestly it’s just so nice to see people be happy over politics for once!

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Action Together New Jersey @atnj.org · Jun 23

Thanks to Meteorologist Chris Vickers

Protect your Pets: Temp 95 degrees - Pavement 155 degrees. Temp 100 degrees - Pavement 165 degrees

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · Jun 23

Before endorsing Andrew Cuomo, I sat him down for a long talk, and we agreed that any future sexual contact he has with interns will be far more consensual.

by Bill Clinton

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Lillian Bustle she/her, The Titties From Jersey City @lillianbustle.bsky.social · Jun 18

It’s so frustrating! It must be very difficult to make money at it right now

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Lillian Bustle she/her, The Titties From Jersey City @lillianbustle.bsky.social · Jun 16

But no usability testing 🫣

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Atrios @eschatonblog.com · Jun 16

This isn't all of the story, but a surprisingly big part of the "fear" of Mamdani isn't actually that he'll institute full communism, it's that people's friends-and-influence groups will be demoted from their positions of authority

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Lillian Bustle she/her, The Titties From Jersey City @lillianbustle.bsky.social · Jun 16

Tried to email via about the trouble but the “open email” in their contact us section doesn’t work. Whyyyyy

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Lillian Bustle she/her, The Titties From Jersey City @lillianbustle.bsky.social · Jun 16

I know I’m shouting to the void but I truly can’t believe how much nothing works. Via wasn’t at the pickup spot just now and the guy cancelled while I was standing in front of the van. Called Lyft to go to grocery store, and you need the app to get certain deals and the app won’t load 😣😣😣😣😣😣

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